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Join Eric Sykes for a collection of his most hilarious shows with guest stars including Tommy Cooper, Richard Briers, Sylvia Simms, Jimmy Edwards, Rula Lenska, Joanna Lumley, Roy Kinnear, Henry Cooper, Lionel Blair, Spike Milligan and many more...

If You Go Down in the Woods Today

Eric Sykes plays a scoutmaster who takes eight scouts camping in peaceful Tangle Woods. When he and one of the cubs become lost, their hilarious adventures are monitored by the Police, Army, Navy, Air Force, MI5 and a bunch of crooks, almost turning Tangle Woods into Armageddon.
Rhubarb, Rhubarb
In this silent comic masterpiece, Eric Sykes stars as a golf-playing police inspector who meets his match in the local vicar. In a no holes barred game of golf, the outcome is dependent on divine intervention.
The Plank
Among an extraordinary cast of famous faces, Eric Sykes and Arthur Lowe play two builders who find they're missing a floorboard. As they go across town and back with a new one, they cause mayhem. The Plank has no dialogue but relies on sound effects and visual gags for its comic impact. A Montreux Award-winner.
Mr. H Is Late
Following the brilliant comic tradition of his other Montreux Comedy prize-winners, Eric Sykes' silent film makes gestures speak louder than words. When a coffin on the 26th floor has to be delivered to the church, there's total chaos - and riotous comedy with over a dozen famous faces caught up in the confusion.
It's Your Move
Eric Sykes' silent piece stars an impressive array of British comic talent, in a story of a young couple moving house, and the hilarious mayhem which ensues when the removal men take over. Another Montreux Award-winner.

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Maggie Cheung (playing herself) has been cast by a once revered but now out of touch director as the latex-clad cat-burglar in his ill-fated remake of the French classic 'Les Vampires'.

From the moment she arrives in Paris chaos ensues until the director finally has a breakdown and is replaced by another who doesn't know why she was cast in the first place. Amidst all the confusion Cheung becomes drawn to her character and is soon pulling on latex and prowling her hotel corridors at night.

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The spirited Western stars Kevin Kline, Scott Glenn, Kevin Costner, and Danny Glover as four unwitting heroes who cross paths on their journey to the sleepy town of Silverado.

Little do they know the town where their family and friends reside has been taken over by a corrupt sheriff and a murderous posse. It's up to the sharp-shooting foursome to save the day, but first they have to break each other out of jail, and learn who their real friends are.

Runaway lovers Clarence and Alabama (Christian Slater and Patricia Arquette) play a dangerous game when they come to possess a suitcase of mob contraband. They head for Los Angeles, where they plan to sell the goods and begin a new life. But both sides of the law have other ideas.

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Miles (Lenny von Dohlen) is helpless, hopeless and about to blow a fuse. He has a problem. His computer Edgar has decided to wreck his life.

He's ruined his credit rating, run up his phone bill, cancelled his plane reservations, locked him out of his house and how he's trying to steal his girlfriend. Meet Madeline (Virginia Madsen)...she's blonde, brilliant and waiting for the sparks to fly!

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In the not-so-distant future, Earth is barren of all flora and fauna, with what remains of the planet's former ecosystems preserved aboard a fleet of greenhouses orbiting in space.

When the crews are ordered to destroy the remaining specimens, one botanist, Freeman Lowell (Bruce Dern), rebels and flees towards Saturn in a desperate bid to preserve his own little piece of Earth that was, accompanied only by the ship's three service robots.

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Set against a backdrop of emerging teen culture and rising racial tension in late 50s London, Colin Maclnnes' cult novel is brought to the screen in Julien Temple's lavish musical adaptation.

Struggling young photographer Colin sees his ambitious, fame-seeking girlfriend Crepe Suzette slipping away as she ruthlessly pursues a career in fashion. To win her back he'll need to compromise his idealism and do whatever it takes to make the big time himself.

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Get ready for some action in this ail-new, original movie that brings some of WWE's toughest, wildest Superstars to Bedrock! When Fred loses his family's vacation money, he hatches one of his harebrained plans to get it back.

It's a sports entertainment spectacle that involves throwing Barney into the ring with the likes of John Cenastone, Marble Henry and even The Undertaker, with Fred himself as event promoter! The crowds roar, the "clams" are pouring in from ticket sales and even Mr. McMagma is taking notice of all the hoopla. Can Fred keep serving up bigger and badder matches or is he in for the rocky ride of his life? It's time to get the whole family together for some hard-hitting, side-splitting laughs from the most epic event in all of prehistory!

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From Oscar winning cinematographer, Freddie Francis comes a tale of terror that will chill you to the bone! Written by Robert Bloch (the author of 'Psycho') and boasting a cast that includes Peter Cushing, Burgess Meredith and Jack Palance, this is a must have for all horror fans.

A special sideshow torture exhibit has the power, according to the showman Dr Diablo (Meredith), to warn people of the evil in their futures. But with this faustian pact comes terrible consequences...

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When gorgeous young French model Ann-Marie (Penny Irving) appears naked in public, she is snatched away by her new boyfriend, Mark E.

Desade (Robert Tayman) and hurled into the secret women's prison run by his parents - a disgraced prison governess (Barbara Markham) and a blind, senile judge (Patrick Barr). Now she and her fellow inmates face the starkest of choices - submit or die. But Ann-Marie gambles everything on a third option - escape...

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When his son dies of a drug overdose, mild-mannered snow plough driver, Nils (Stellan Skarsgard), refuses to believe the results from the police report. On finding out who was responsible for his son's death, Nils sets out for revenge and justice.

In the process, he becomes embroiled in a drug war between the Serbian mafia and gangster boss, The Count. For an ordinary guy, he soon displays an extraordinary talent for revenge.

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Your favourite WWE Superstars face their greatest challenge yet...finding day jobs? When a mysterious masked villain called The Finisher takes over WWE, the Superstars are all Fired! Now every street comer of Slam City is jammed with Superstars with work to do and scores to settle.

You never know where the next showdown will take place! Enjoy all 26 original episodes, following the Superstars from their hilarious adventures in real-world employment to their quest to take back WWE. Featuring...

John Cena: Mechanic
The living embodiment of hustle, loyalty, and respect. In Slam City, he works blue collar in an auto repair shop, embracing his love of cars and providing a valuable service to the community.
Kane: Cafeteria Cook
A monstrous demonic creation straight from the pits of hell. In Slam City, he is employed as a short order cook in the elementary school cafeteria, surrounded by the most evil and foul creatures on the planet...children!
Rey Mysterio: Crossing Guard
The high-flying hero of children everywhere, Rey now dedicates his days to ensuring the protection of our most vital assets as they make their way to and from Slam City Elementary School. He is still WWE's giant slayer, only now, the giants are semi-trucks!
Plus:
Randy Orton, Alberto Del Rio, Sheamus, Big Show, Mark Henry and many more as you've never seen them before! Featuring a guided tour of the innovative, animated, fun-filled world of Slam City.

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Camp is were you learn about life, love, and how to make out. On the last day of camp a group of wacky, hormone raging counselors are trying to save their day of fun in the sun from a falling renegade piece of a NASA space station.

The down-to-earth camp director Beth (Jeneane Garofalo) tries to keep herself sane and the camp in order while she falls in love with astrophysics Associate Professor Henry Nueman (David Hyde Pierce). But Henry and his group of geek campers are focused on their science projects and their discovery of the impending apocalyptic destruction of their camp by the hurtling space debris. After a day of wild antics and sexual escapades it's time for the long awaited talent show. But the hurtling chunk of space station is still on a crash course for the camp. Will the counselors get their chance to get it on? Or will the grand finale be bigger than anyone dreamed?

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Tom (Denholm Elliott) and Amy (Patricia Lawrence) Bates lives were transformed when their beautiful undergraduate daughter Pattie (Michelle Newell) was the victim of a hit-and-run driver.

Now she is wholly dependent on them - strapped to the sofa, unable to wash or eat by herself and only able to garble unintelligibly. So when a young man claiming to be an old friend of Pattie's offers to look after her - Amy gratefully accepts. But is Martin (Michael Kitchen) really the angel she thinks he is?

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It's pedal to the metal as Scooby-Doo, Shaggy and the gang team up with the superstars of WWE in this hi-octane, all-new original movie! When Scooby and Mystery Inc. visit an off-road racing competition, it's not long before strange events start to occur.

A mysterious phantom racer, known only as Inferno, is causing chaos and determined to sabotage the race. It's up Scooby-Doo, Shaggy and their new driving partner, The Undertaker, to save the race and solve the mystery. Along with other WWE superstars such as Triple H, Paige and Shamus, it's time to start your engine and your appetite because Scooby-Doo and WWE are chasing down adventure and laughs just for you!