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Nine-year-old Frankie and his mother Lizzie have been on the move ever since Frankie can remember. Wanting to protect her deaf son from the truth that they've run away from his father, Lizzie has invented a story to satisfy her son's curiosity.

Regularly, Lizzie writes Frankie a make-believe letter from his father, telling of his adventures as a merchant seaman in exotic lands. However, with his father's make-believe ship arriving in a fortnight, Lizzie must choose between telling Frankie the truth or befriending a stranger to fulfil her son's need for a father...

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'We Are What We Are' is a disturbing portrait of a family bound by a monstrous secret. When a middle-aged man dies in the street, his devastated family is left in crisis: for their father had always provided the human flesh on which they feed.

Now he is gone, they are left with a terrible dilemma - who will lead their hunt for victims and how will they control terrible hunger?

The ground-shaking impact of the Comic Strip's anarchic humour rattled the televisions of 1980s Britain, and when the smoke cleared they left a gaping crater that lesser comics are still falling into today. Now, for the first time all 39 episodes of 'The Comic Strip Presents'.

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Roger Mellie The Man On The Telly

You've seen him swear in Viz magazine, now see him swear on your TV screen, as Roger Mellie The Man On The Telly, at last makes his spectacular DVD debut. And what a debut it is, as the star of Fulchester television brings shows such as 'Blinkety Blank', 'The Crook Report', 'The Antiques Roadshow' and 'Blue Rodger', in a series of short episodes based on his popular comic strip. Like any true professional, Roger is always critical of his own work "it's a pile of crap," he told us. "But I hope the punters buy it anyway, 'cos I need the money."

Billy The Fish The Fantastic Career Of The Footballing Fish
Born half-man, half-fish, young Billy Thomson's dream was to play in goal for Fulchester United. And that dream came true, in the pages of Viz magazine. Like other sports stars before him, Billy has gone on to make the transition to TV celebrity, and the highlights of his illustrious career are captured here, for the prosperity, on this DVD. It's a football fan's 'catch' of the day, an action packed account of the adventures of everybody's favourite footballing fish.

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Jack Torrance (Steven Weber) and his family (Rebecca De Mornay and Courtland Mead) move into the sprawling, vacant Overlook Hotel to get Jack Torrance (Steven Weber) and his family (Rebecca De Mornay and Courtland Mead) move into the sprawling, vacant Overlook Hotel to get away from it all.

Away from the alcoholism that derails Jack's writing career. Away from the violent outbursts that mar Jack's past. But Jack's young son Danny knows better. He possesses a psychic gift called the shining - a gift the hotel's vile spirits desperately want. In the hands of Stephen King the "dead" Overlook comes horrifyingly alive. Phantoms lurk, the message "redrum" appears with scary frequency and even garden topiary lurches into macabre existence in this atmospheric shocker scripted by King from his own novel and directed by ace King screen adaptor Mick Garris.

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Disc 1: 01. Meine Damen Und Herren 02. The Man-Machine 03. Planet Of Visions 04. Tour De France 03 05. Vitamin 06. Tour De France 07. Autobahn 08. The Model 09. Neon Lights 10. Radioactivity 11. Trans Europe Express Disc 2: 01. Numbers 02. Computer World 03. Home Computer 04.

Pocket Calculator/Dentaku 05. The Robots 06. Elektro Kardiogramm 07. Aero Dynamik 08. Music Non Stop 09. Aeroadynamik/MTV

When the scientist (Ron Perlman) leading a top-secret Middle Eastern archeological site goes missing, an elite military unit is sent on a search and mission. Descending deep below civilization, Captain Mack (Gooding Jr.) and his team soon find themselves face to face with an ancient evil.

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One Autumn morning in 1940, the entire population of Friar, New Hampshire walked together up a winding mountain trail and into the wilderness, never to be seen alive again. The only clue as to where they went was a single word etched into stone near the forest's edge: Yellowbrickroad.

A search party eventually discovered the remains of nearly 300 people. Many had frozen to death, others were cruelly and mysteriously slaughtered. Most were never found. Their fates have remained a mystery for over 70 years, until 2009, when the co-ordinates for the trail were declassified and a team of researchers attempted to track the path of the doomed citizens...

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Clive and Elsa are the best scientists in their field. Splicing together the genes of several animals they have managed to bring into existence a new kind of creature, the protein of which could be highly profitable.

But experimenting for a large corporate firm doesn't satisfy their scientific curiosity. After secretly adding human DNA into their formula Clive and Elsa soon realise they may have made a mistake; a big mistake. A mistake that seems to be ageing, growing and transforming at an incredible rate. An uncontrollable mistake that's about to break loose and rip their world apart into tiny pieces.

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After a long, brutal and successful career in the Marseille mafia, Charly Matteï (Jean Reno) has turned a new leaf and gone straight. For three years, he has lived a quiet life devoted to his wife and two young children.

Then, one winter morning, he is left for dead on the docks of the old port with 22 bullets in his body. Somehow he survives. And goes looking for Tony Zacchia (Kad Merad), the only man who would dare to try to kill him. Zacchia made just one mistake: he failed.

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After capturing a legendary giant crocodile in the depths of the Congo, a British hunter (Gary Stretch) sets out on a cargo ship to deliver the beast home and claim his reward.

But half way through their voyage the ship is attacked by the vicious Mega Shark, waking the crocodile from its sleep and unleashing hell. As the ancient beasts clash in a fight to the death mankind must band together to stop the carnage before these terrifying creatures destroy civilization itself.

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A terrifying tale of the Riverton Ripper who, legend has it, swore he would return to murder the seven children born on the night he died. Now, 16 years later, people are disappearing again.

Has the psychopath come back to take his revenge? Did he survive the night he was left for dead? Or has he been reincarnated as one of the seven teens? Only one of the seven has the answer, but if they hope to save their friends they must face an evil that won't rest.

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With nothing better to do, a gorgeous girl, (America Olivo) wanders through a posh suburban neighbourhood, casually breaking into homes and... staying a while... where she passes the time torturing and slaughtering anyone who happens to be home.

She's not very nice - which isn't to say she isn't personable. She can be rather charming. Downright manipulative in fact. When Don, a young bachelor stumbles across her, he finds himself tied up in girl trouble... literally tied up, and very much in trouble, the kind that involves broken bones and power-drilled toes—for starters. Don's got a huge house party coming up in a few days and this gives our girl plenty of time to stage a punishment party of her own... and anyone who happens to drop by gets to join in the festivities.

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One-Eye, a great warrior of supernatural strength, is captured and held prisoner by a vindictive Viking Chief. Given the chance, he seizes the opportunity to kill his captors, and in escaping starts out on a journey into the heart of darkness.

Boarding a Viking vessel set for the new world, the ship is engulfed in a sinister fog, signalling the trouble to come. Arriving in this brave new world, the Viking face a grizzly fate as One-Eye unleashes the violent power within him.

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A heroic crusader (Nicolas Cage) and his close ally (Ron Perlman) return home after decades of fierce fighting to find their world destroyed by the Plague.

Believing a witch to be responsible for the devastation, they are commanded by the church Cardinal (Christopher Lee) to transport the girl to a remote monastery where monks will perform an ancient ritual to rid the land of her curse. But they soon discover the girl's dark secret and find themselves battling a powerful and destructive force that will determine the fate of the world forever.