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Two friends begin a simple, uneventful drive to Florida to deliver a car. But the trip soon becomes a voyage to hell when they hit the backroads of a barren Texas county and meet up with a monstrous serial killer. Through all the gore, it's really a comedy...

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This is the complete collection of all four cracking half-hour specials featuring Aardman's oscar-winning duo - charming and eccentric inventor Wallace and his faithful, four-legged friend Gromit!

A Grand Day Out (1989)
Wallace (voice of Peter Sallis) likes a nice bit of cheese

with his crackers, so when this eccentric inventor finds his fridge empty and the local corner shop shut for the Bank Holiday, he is forced to look further a field for his Cheddar. The two modelling clay heroes blast off in their home-made rocket on the ultimate day trip - Wallace and Gromit (voice of Peter Hawkins) are off to the moon!
The Wrong Trousers (1993)
This time the modelling clay stars are plunged into a hilarious tale of skullduggery involving an extraordinary pair of automated trousers and a villainous penguin. Posing as an innocent lodger, the fiendish fish-eater sets about recruiting mild mannered Wallace as an unwitting accomplice to his dastardly plot - a diamond heist with a technically advanced, trouser-inspired difference. It is left to Gromit to turn detective and save the day as malice and mayhem culminate in a breathless train-top chase - around the sitting room!
A Close Shave (1995)
Trade is booming for Wallace and Gromit's Wash'n'Go window cleaning service and love is in the air as Wallace falls for the owner of the local wool shop, the lovely Wendolene. But Wallace has a new incentive - a Knit-O-Matic machine - and adventure looms. Sheep are being rustled, wool is in short supply and Wendolene's malevolent pooch is on the prowl... featuring Shaun the Sheep!
A Matter of Loaf and Death (2008)
Wallace and Gromit have opened a new bakery - Top Bun - and business is booming, not least because a deadly Cereal Killer has murdered all the other bakers in town. Can Gromit save his master from becoming the next baker to be butchered?

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During a mission to Mars, astronaut Patrick Ross (Justin Lazard) is infected by alien DNA. Back on Earth he starts to transform into a terrifying alien entity with a one track mind - to mate with human women and colonise the world with his half-alien offspring.

Scientist Laura Baker (Marg Helgenberger) and ex-military assassin Press Lennox (Michael Madsen) race against time to stop Patrick.They use Eve (Natasha Henstridge), the beautiful half-alien clone, to lure Patrick, but Eve's instinct to mate is too strong and she escapes looking to procreate with Patrick to create and alien race that spells doom for mankind.

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Sun, fun and babes in shades. Where else but Miami Beach? Buffoons, blockheads and party-hearty animals. Who else but the Police Academy gang? Put them all together for he 'Police Academy: Assignment: Miami Beach', the caper that takes our kluzty cops on the road.

Our badge-carrying bunglers are in Miami for convention honouring beloved Cmdt. Lassard. But crime doesn't take a vacation, even if our heroes do. Lassard is kidnapped. And not even the lure of limbo beach parties will stop the intrepid troopers' uproarious rescue attempts. So join your armed and hilarious favourites. If there's a Most Wanted List for laughter, these loony coppers have just gotta be on it!

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As Lord Voldemort tightens his grip on both the Muggle and wizarding worlds, Hogwarts is no longer the safe haven. Harry suspects perils may even lie within the caslte, but Dumbledore (Michael Gambon) is more intent upon preparing him for the final battle fast approaching.

Together they work to find the key to unlock Voldemort's defenses and, to this end, Dumbledore recruits his old friend and colleague, Professor Horace Slughorn (Jim Broadbent), whom he believes holds crucial information. Even as the decisive showdown looms, romance blossoms for Harry (Daniel Radcliffe), Ron (Rupert Grint), Hermione (Emma Watson) and their classmates. Love is in the air, but danger lies ahead and Hogwarts may never be the same again.

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Jimmy Carr, the hardest working man in comedy returns with his most controversial DVD to date, Telling Jokes.

Featuring 90 minutes of material that's just too rude for television, the new DVD sees Jimmy Carr at his best; unleashing his delightfully crafted one-liners upon the nation and putting down brave hecklers. Slick, sick and definitely not for the easily offended, Jimmy offers a masterclass in comedy as he takes his dry and sardonic wit to a whole new level. And it seems that no-one and nothing is safe from Jimmy's cutting remarks as he delves into a diverse range of subjects including religion, sex, bullying and (somewhat ironically) political correctness...

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Following her mysteriousbehaviour at the conclusion of 'Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers', young Jamie (Danielle Harris) is committed to the psychiatric care of Dr. Lomis (Donald Pleasence).

Meanwhile, Michael Myers is presumed dead following a shoot-out with the Haddonfield Police and a fatal fall down a mineshaft entrance. A well-meaning derelict nurses Michael back to health, and one year later he is back to kill again! Jamie finds herself the object of Michael's murderous rage, and along with new friends and Dr. Loomis, she tries to prevent Michael from continuing his bloody rampage. However, there is a new visitor in town - a man dressed in black who quietly walks the streets with an unknown but sinister purpose. Why is he here? What is his connection to Michael? By the end of 'Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers', many will be dead - and you will be screaming!

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Sign up for more manic misadventure with the buffoons in blue, this time featuring rising stars Sharon Stone as a reporter who strikes sparks with Mahoney (Steve Guttenberg) and David Spade as a loopy skateboarder. Cmdt.

Lassard (George Gaynes) decides to toughen up neighbourhood watch groups by training them to be Citizens on Patrol, of COPs. And guess who the instructors are? The same grads who thought the Fs on their own report cards meant "Fantastic". When rival officer Lt. Harris (G.W. Bailey) sees the blue leading the beleaguered, he decides the time is ripe to discredit the Academy. But leave it to our hapless heroes to save the day - bumblingly - by taking to the skies in biplanes and balloons for a frantic finale.

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All good things must come to an end. And so it was with 'Monty Python's Flying Circus', the most outrageously off-the-wall and brilliantly silly Comedy of All Time.

After four seasons of inspired lunacy, the Pythons hung up their TV Spurs and became superheroes, repeatedly saving the world from diabolical villains and menacing threats from outer space. But fear not! Their pre-heroic exploits are available to you on this gloriously remastered and utterly complete video of the Complete Fourth Series featuring such gems as "Buy an Ant", The Batsmen of the Kalahari" and "The Golden Age Of Ballooning".

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Young Billy witnesses his parents getting killed by a man dressed as Santa Claus after being warned by his senile grandpa that Santa punishes those who are naughty. Now 18 and out of the orphanage, Billy takes on the role of Santa himself, embarking on a yuletide rampage to "punish the naughty".

Santa Claus is coming to town, and this time he's got an axe!

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A budget crisis has decreed that only one of the state's two cop schools can survive, so the race is on to see which academy can avoid the axe by turning out the superior force.

So Mahoney (Steve Guttenberg), Hightower (Bubba Smith), Tackleberry (David Graf), Jones (Michael Winslow), Hooks (Marion Ramsey) and Callahan (Leslie Easterbrook) - led by eternally befuddled Cmdt. Lassard (George Gaynes) - mobilize hilariously in their alma mater's defence. You have the right to remain silent - but you'll end up howling.

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Oscar night. Who will win? Who will lose? And will someone please kick that numbskull offstage? Wait! That's no ordinary numbskull. That's Lt.

Frank Drebin, crashing the ceremonies to stop a terrorist plot that could mean curtains for him - or will a simple window shade be enough? Yes, back with a hilarious threepeat and a state-of-the art advance in sequel numbering are the filmmakers you love, the returning stars you adore, plus others getting Naked for the first time: Fred Ward, Anna Nicole Smith and more folks you'd happily give your seat to on a crowded bus. The fun begins when...oops; we don't want to give away the gags. No, you'll have to pay for them. You'll be glad you did!

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Congratulations on your exceeding cleverness! You discovered the Complete Third Series of 'Monty Python's Flying Circus'...and you nipped down to the store to check it out. Good for you! But don't stop now...authenticated and totally complete set contains a veritable treasure trove of Comedy.

It's the Pythons at their best: outrageously off-the-wall and brilliantly silly. The classic third series contains such apically hilarious sketches as "The Fish Slapping Dance", "Argument Clinic" and, of course, "The Cheese Shop".

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"Inglourious Basterds" begins in German-occupied France, Shoshanna Dreyfus (Melanie Laurent) witnesses the execution of her family at the hand the Nazi Colonel Hans Landa (Christoph Waltz).

Shoshanna narrowly escapes and flees to Paris, where she forges a new identity as the owner and operator of a cinema. Elsewhere in Europe, Lieutenant Aldo Raine (Brad Pitt) organizes a group of Jewish soldiers to engage in targeted acts of retribution. Known to their enemy as "The Basterds", Raine's squad joins German actress and undercover agent Bridget Von Hammersmark (Diane Kruger) on a mission to take down the leaders of The Third Reich. Fates converge under a cinema marquee, where Shoshanna is poised to carry out a revenge plan of her own...

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Hello Again Dear Back of Box Reader. God saw that his creation was good and he said, "Let there be a Series Two". Thus was born the Complete Second Series of 'Monty Python's Flying Circus'! More outrageously off-the-wall, peerlessly inventive and brilliantly silly humour from the Masters of Comedy..

.In order to please you, the viewer, the Pythons took their Art to even greater heights in conceiving such classics as "The Ministry of Silly Walks", "Spam" and, of course, "The Spanish Inquisition". So take it home, laugh your head off and remember..."Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!". Sincerely, That voice inside your head who talks when you read stuff.