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When Cleopatra bets Julius Caesar that she can build a sumptuous palace in record time, Edifis the Architect is driven to desperate measures to get the job done (or risk being thrown to the crocodiles!).

With the help of his friends Asterix, Obelix and a magic potion from the Druid Miraculix, he must win the challenge against all odds.

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Alafolix, a young gaul and friend of Asterix and Obelix, has fallen head over hells in love with the Greek Princess Irina. To win her heart he travels to Greece in the hope of triumphing at the Olympic Games.

Unfortunately for him, magic potions are banned and he finds himself competing against Cesar's treacherous son Brutus. Luckily though, Asterix has a plan...

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The story follows broke student Mary Mason who grows disenchanted with medical school and the doctors she once idolised.

The allure of easy money sends a desperate Mary to the underground world of body modification surgery, but soon finds that her choices leave more marks on herself than her so-called freakish clientele...

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The year is 50 B.C. Gaul is entirely occupied by the Romans... Well, not entirely. One small village of indomitable Gauls still holds out against the invaders.

The village is protected by Asterix, a diminutive but tenacious warrior who transforms into a superhuman fighting machine once fortified with the druid Getafix's magic potion. He is helped by his best friend, the gentle-hearted, menhir-toting Obelix, who's always ready to support his friend - as long as there's plenty of wild boar to feast on! In Egypt, Cleopatra has made a bet with Caesar that her new summer home will be built in a number of weeks. To win the bet, she enlists the help of Asterix, Obelix and their magic potion.

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Rather than revealing any of the numerous incidents in the story. Lets just say that Asterix, Obelix, the brave gauls and the mean Romans are in it as well as the whole host of Rene Goscinny and Albert Uderzo original characters (including Dogmatix), all playing their traditional roles.

For the first time Asterix will swing into battle with Obelix... Obelix will turn Asterix in to the Romans... Asterix will restore the fallen Caesar to power... Tunnabrix will steal the Roman tax collector's chest, only to have it stolen from him in turn... and the magic potion will be replaced by Mathusalix's super-magic-potion...So is this an Asterix turned inside-out? certainly not. Everybody is completely in character, but... well, it's too complicated. It takes a whole movie to explain it.

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The year is 50 B.C. Gaul is entirely occupied by the Romans… well not entirely! One small village of indomitable Gauls still holds out against the invaders.

The village is protected by Asterix, a diminutive but tenacious warrior, who transforms into a superhuman fighting machine once fortified with the druid Getafix's magic potion. He is helped by his best friend, the gentle-hearted, menhir-toting Obelix, who's always ready to support his friend – as long as there's plenty of wild boar to feast on! After countless beatings by Asterix and Obelix, the Romans decide to kidnap the druid Getafix in the hope of getting the secret formula for his magic potion.

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Live from a cursed abandoned graveyard, comes a grotesque and hilarious fight to the death starring eight of the world's most feared creatures.

Including the likes of the Werewolf, the Mummy and Frankenstein's Monster, who along with their colourful managers, compete in visceral bloody combat in the ring to answer the question once and for all: who is the most powerful monster of all time?!

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It has been over a year since the start of the outbreak. Society has collapsed and the world is in chaos. Elvis and Tweeter, two of the last people alive, decide to escape the United States in search of an off-shore haven.

Reaching an island that seems deserted, they make camp - only to quickly find they are not alone... The pair must join forces with the local band of remaining humans in order to hold out against a brutal army of Zombies!

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In the Vixens strip club, Justice (Adele Suva) performs a private lap dance for Mickey (Martin Kemp), a man who violates the no-touching policy - by sprouting fangs and claws and trying to eat her.

Justice panics and drives a silver fountain pen through Mickey's eye, into his brain, killing him instantly. Oops. Jeanette (Sarah Douglas), the club's owner, believes murdering customers is bad for business, so she orders the club's bouncer to quietly dispose of the body. And there the matter should end - if Mickey hadn't been a member of a bloodthirsty and vengeful pack of werewolves...

In "Prometheus", a team of scientists and explorers journey to the darkest corners of the universe searching for the origins of mankind. But what they find could threaten all life on Earth, leading to a terrifying battle to save the future of the human race!

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Multiple earthquakes ravage Orville, Texas despite its supposed geologic stability.

As if earthquakes in this region wasn't strange enough, when dozens of locals turn up dead a paleontologist, Gary Archer, concludes that the deceased fell victim to a previously unknown species of deadly, blood spitting, venomous albino spiders who can walk on water and breath fire!

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TV's Rufus Hound is a comedian, presenter, actor and the owner of a very fine moustache. You already know him as the star of Celebrity Juice, Let's Dance For Comic Relief (dressed as Cheryl Cole), Argumental, and of his own CBBC sitcom, Hounded.

Now, in this brilliant debut feature, Rufus goes back to his stand-up roots in a stunning live show, recorded at London's legendary 100 Club.

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It is the year 1968, Dr. Robert Morgan (Vincent Price) wake sup to find a world where everyone else has been infected by a disease that turns them into vampire-like creatures, during the day he gathers his weapons and goes out vampire hunting and by night he locks himself inside his house.

One day he finds a beautiful woman (Franca Bettoia) who seems disease free and takes her home but becomes suspicious when he catches her injecting himself with a serum, she then explains that there are others like her trying to rebuild civilization. Morgan realizes that he has been killing others like her and vows to try and cure them all. By giving her some of his blood (which was infected by a bat bite when he was a child) her symptoms disappear. At last the cure has been found but before they can do anything about it the zombies chase Morgan into a chirch for a final confrontation

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Is there gonna be another juice feature? Yes and there it is! The long awaited sequel to the prequel, with added sha-ting and loads of unseen and extra juicy stuff that was far too naughty for the telly! Starring such tellytastic names as Ant and Dec touching naked bangers! Tulisa being fit! Oily

Murs wearing tighter trowziz than me, Gino D'Acampo pretending to be Italian. Me on a date with Pamela Anderson! Dermot Oleary being Dermot Oleary, Mel B being all council estate, Verne Troyer being small and funny, funny and small! Me favourite Spice Girl Emma Bunton, and me other favourite Spice Girl Mel C, Paddy McGuiness speaking Bolton-ish and the Hoff who I know so well I can just call him Dave, plus McFly, not Marty but the band, JLS, Chris Moyles whols lost a lot of timber recently but not in this feature, Gok Wan and some other people! So if I don't see ya through t' window I'll see in this feature that's bang tidy! Ooooooosh!

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From the creators of Pulp Fiction and Desperado, comes this wild and wicked action thriller about two brothers on a desperate crime spree! Quentin Tarantino stars as a deranged convict who, along with his brother (George Clooney), kidnaps a preacher and his two kids (including Juliette Lewis) and

flees for the safety of a remote nightclub in Mexico. But once they arrive, they discover that the club is anything but a safe haven for criminals. It's bloodthirsty clientele forces the brothers to team up with their hostages in order to escape alive.