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Sarah Millican is a control enthusiast not a control freak. In her hilarious new show, everyone's favourite potty mouth will tell you about her road rage, her IBS, her favourite word and how she lets her husband know 'tonight's the night'.

You'll learn about Rescue Men, farting in hospital pants, what can happen at a bra fitting and how she feels about her belly. Funny, frank and unapologetically filthy, this is Sarah Millican at her hilarious best!

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The times and music of composer Edvard Grieg spring to life amidst Norway's blazing midnight sun, snow-capped mountains, cascading waterfalls and ice-kissed fjords in this delightful film based on the popular Broadway play of the 40's and shot on actual locations where it all happened.

Focusing on Grieg's (Norwegian actor Toralv Maurstad) early life, the story traces his struggle for recognition and his rise to triumph as one of Europe's most popular musical talents. Edward G. Robinson plays an older Piano dealer who shows faith in Grieg when no one else will, and Robert Morley as a rich merchant willing to become Greig's patron-but at a price. A tribute to one of the most enduring of the great masters.

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In this third instalment of the adrenaline-fuelled action franchise, super-assassin John Wick (Keanu Reeves) returns with a $14 million price tag on his head and an army of bounty-hunting killers on his trail.

After killing a member of the shadowy international assassin's guild, the High Table, John Wick is excommunicado, but the world's most ruthless hit men and women await his every turn.

Legendary hit-man John Wick (Keanu Reeves) is forced out of retirement again by a former associate plotting to seize control of a shadowy international assassins' guild. Bound by a blood oath to help him, John travels to Rome, where he squares off against some of the world's deadliest killers.

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'Storm Boy' has grown up to be Michael Kingley (Geoffrey Rush / Finn Little), a successful retired businessman and grandfather.

When Kingley starts to see images from his past that he can't explain, he is forced to recall his long-forgotten childhood, growing up on an isolated coastline with his father (Jai Courtney). He recounts to his grand daughter the story of how, as a boy, he rescued and raised an extraordinary orphaned pelican, Mr. Percival. Their remarkable adventures and their very special bond has a profound effect on all their lives. Based on the International best-selling book, 'Storm Boy' is a timeless story of unconditional friendship.

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Jack Hardy (David Jason) is the sole survivor of a mysterious submarine disaster in World War II. Now, in 1981, the ill-fated submarine Scorpion has resurfaced, miraculously intact. Naval Intelligence need Hardy's expertise to retrace the course and mission that led to her original disappearance.

But what's waiting for them under the grey waters of the Baltic Sea turns out to be much worse than the Russian submarines they're expecting. Wherever Scorpion has been all this time, it's brought some very bad luck back with it...

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In 1986 Gyeonggi Province, South Korea, after two women are found raped and murdered, Seoul detective Seo Tae-yoon (Sang-kyung Kim) is brought in to help local detective Park Doo-man (Kang-ho Song) with the investigation.

As more bodies are found, the pair realise they have a serial killer on their hands. Inspired by true events, Bong Joon Ho's sophomore feature blends true-crime with social satire and even comedy is his typically masterful fashion.

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The life of two brothers is shattered by the sudden appearance of their father, whom they know only from a 10 year old photograph.

Is he really their father? Why has he come back after so many years? The boys find some answers on a remote and desolate island travelling with this man who turned their lives upside down.

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The boys are off to Cuba to drink rum, smoke cigars, dance the rumba and live la vida dulce' After an explosive start in Russia, the boys are left penniless and jobless.

Luckily for them they stumble across a scheme which allows British Nationals to work on British Government property in other countries. Following hurricane damage to the British Embassy in Havana, Cuba the boys apply and despite some setbacks with Oz's criminal record, the magnificent seven land the job. Life in Havana brings a number of surprises - Oz develops an interest in ballet, Dennis returns to his role as the gaffer, Barry's phone bill goes through the roof as he can't get through a day without speaking to his therapist in England and the rest of the gang swap their bottles of beer for mojito cocktails. But all is not what it seems as one of the team is singled out as a potential secret agent and becomes 'Our Man in Havana!'

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Evan Birch (Guy Pearce) is a family man and esteemed professor at a distinguished college, where his charm and reputation have made his philosophy class very popular.

When a female student named Joyce (Odeya Rush) goes missing, Evan's previous off-campus dalliances make his wife (Minnie Driver) question his alibi. Gruff Police Detective Malloy (Pierce Brosnan) has even more reason to be suspicious when crucial evidence makes Evan the prime suspect in Joyce's disappearance. Suddenly, the questions Evan faces aren't merely academic - they're a matter of life or death.

The boys are back. In six sensational episodes, the country's favourite 'cowboy' builders embark on a rollercoaster ride from Middlesbrough to the Arizona Desert, in a bid to make that last big payday.

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From the Academy Award-winning creators of Finding Nemo comes the action-packed animated adventure about the mundane and incredible lives of a house full of superheroes. Bob Parr (voice of Craig T.

Nelson) and his wife Helen (voice of Holly Hunter) used to be among the world's greatest crime fighters, saving lives and battling evil on a daily basis. Fifteen years later, they have been forced to adopt civilian identities and retreat to the suburbs where they live "normal" lives with their three kids, Violet (voice of Sarah Vowell), Dash (voice of Spencer Fox) and Jack-Jack (voice of Maeve Andrews). Itching to get back into action, Bob gets his chance when a mysterious communication summons him to a remote island for a top secret assignment. He soon discovers that it will take a super family effort to rescue the world from total destruction.

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The Palio is the oldest horse race in the world, and turns the Italian city of Siena into a high-stakes battleground of strategy, intrigue, and simmering machismo. In the eye of the storm stand the jockeys - adored if they succeed, despised if they fail.

"Palio" follows the legendary maestro Gigi Bruschelli, winner of 13 races and master of the intrigues that surround the Palio, and his former protege Giovanni Atzeni, a handsome young contender driven by a fearless passion to become number one. This heart-racing new film exposes the notoriously closed world of this ancient race and the larger-than-life personalities of those involved in an epic and cinematic tale of Italian life in microcosm.

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Alan (Bill Nighy) is a stylish tailor with moves as sharp as his suits. He has spent years searching tirelessly for his missing son Michael who stormed out over a game of Scrabble.

With a body to identify and his family torn apart, Alan must repair the relationship with his youngest son Peter (Sam Riley / Oliver Sindcup) and solve the mystery of an online player who he thinks could be Michael, so he can finally move on and reunite his family.

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This epic new four-part series is Joanna Lumley's grandest and most challenging journey yet, a breath-taking odyssey from Venice to the Chinese border along the veins of the ancient Silk Road.

A perilous network of paths, the Silk Road shaped the modern world, bringing silk, printing, spices, gunpowder, and many other things, to the West. Joanna's adventure will see her travel through a breath-taking array of fabulous landscapes as she crosses continents, deserts, mountains and steppe, boldly following in the footsteps of the merchants, conquerors, kings and pilgrims who once lived and died along this route.