Film Reviews by kg

Like lots of reviews on here you wonder why the critics opinion differs so widely from normal people paying their own money to watch. 

There are 4 reviews on the first page, 1 is from a ‘critic’

The 3 normal people all mention the same off putting things yet the critic doesn’t, so why is the critic the critic when their views are so removed from normal people.

This will get deleted anyway so pointless writing 

Didn't know what i was sticking in the player but glad we did. A different film but great all the same. Little slow off the mark. Proper film making without being ruined with effects.

This is so confusing it's hard to keep up.

The acting varies from ok to dreadful.

Totally unbelievable

Using my time to review is adding insult to injury...............................................................................

The only thing good about this film was posting it back this morning, what utter rubbish. I honestly fell asleep 4 times and woke to find John apparently stuck in the worlds longest fight scene where everyone dies except Teflon John. I get you have to suspend reality watching these type of films but there are people being shot in the head at point blank and they get up and carry on fighting. I watched the whole thing and have absolutely no idea why.

Cinema Paradiso have this listed as a comedy, it's not, in fact there's nothing funny in the whole film. There's literally no twist, you can work out the entire film / ending after about 10 mins. Absolute load of ****

Absolutely dreadful, just don't rent it and save a few hours of your life which will be wasted watching it. It really is the biggest load of rubbish I've ever watched with my kids

Pointless...

Drives down the M6 for ages, then is suddenly on the M1 and then the West Way.......end of film.

The only interesting thing was trying to work out what all the people in the credits did. It's a guy in a car being filmed by some other guys in another car/truck using a low loader and a crane.