Film Reviews by DL

How this got a four-star review is beyond my ken. Atrocious script, terrible "mockney" accents, wooden acting (basically just mugging for the camera), and sub-par Guy Ritchie-esque direction. Sound mixing sounds like it was done inside a bucket, and the soundtrack is the same lazy cliches that even Ritchie ditched half a decade ago. Derek Evans is a worse actor than he is a director. I lasted 10 minutes. Avoid.

"'Snatch' meets 'Goodfellas' " says the synopsis. In reality, it's just a hotchpotch of vignettes that are barely related. I have no idea what the film was attempting to be, but if it's trying to emulate the films it purports to, it fails miserably. Jones does his usual thing, but adds nothing even in a cameo role. I persevered hoping for some kind of thrilling denouement, but even that was disappointing and flat. Forget Greek, this is a Turkey!