Film Reviews by PV

SO if you like LONG films about fantasy heists for millions of dollars (what, no ink to explode later?) with loads of car chases and crashes, and shooting - then this is the big boy action movie for you!

The plot is basically this: rob a bank, police come, Shooting shooting shooting, endless car chases, shooting shooting shooting - but without the stylish intelligence or dramatic tension of Breaking Bad's shoot-outs. If you hate that sort of boys' action film you'll hate it.

I think the director Michael Bay specialises in this sort of thing, so a name to look out for - and avoid, if you hate such movies.

As an action movie, it does the job, with interesting direction and shots but WAY TOO LONG. No reason for this movie to be over 90 minutes.

Just cut the pc woke nonsense that the two main characters, one white one black, are brothers for a start.

Those looking for more intelligent ambulance-based films should watch The Death of Mr. Lazarescu (Moartea domnului Lazarescu) is a 2005 Romanian dark comedy film about an old man carried by an ambulance from hospital to hospital all night long, as doctors keep refusing to treat him and send him away.

AMBULANCE gets 2.5 stars - JUST. Rounded up.

Sadly, it seems more and more Hollywood movies are remakes, reboots, unoriginal, and that continues here.

I detest preachy woke propaganda sermonising as in so many new Hollywood movies BUT I did not find it too bad and just rolled it away with my eyes when it appeared.

I liked the shadow play imagery and the art theme in general.

Some bonkers plotting and barely credible mixing of reality and mystical woowoo.

Also just to point out, the idea of summoning someone by repeating their name in a mirror is actually common in European folklore of several countries regarding several mythical mystical ghostly figures - so in a way, this is cultural appropriation. Especially as modern mirrors are a European invention too (ancient China has polished bronze).

A passable horror film remake.

I liked the film MARGIN CALL probably the best movie about how Wall Street financiers exploit people - or 'dumb money', their name for individual investors.

The main character here is portrayed as some sort of social justice warrior - in fact he was and is an investor, started trading again 2024, worth $250 million owning stock of GAMESTOP and now a pet food company, Hardly a working class hero.

And this film with its rap soundtrack reminds me why I hate most rap - how American music has declined since the 60s, when there were such great black artists and songs.

It is what it is, but I enjoyed it even without any prior knowledge of GAMESTOP.

4 stars

No idea why this is categorised as gay and lesbian movie. It is not. It's a bittersweet coming of age film mostly about betrayal.

Great acting from the young lead who reminds me a bit of the actor who played OLIVER in the 1968 film musical, Mark Lester. A really superb performance - and the actor's only one. Also the writer-director's only movie, which suggests this is autobiographical.

For non-Mexican audiences it shows the stark social class differences in that society (and ALL countries have a class system). The boy's from a posh land-owning family with as many servants as they have mental health/addiction issues.

It ends a tad abruptly maybe (NO SPOILERS) though I can see why.

4 stars.

Little Richard was great! That is enough. No need for racially-motivated claims he 'invented' rock n roll etc. It was a joint effort. As Howard Goodall has also shown, the roots of blues were not black, rather European - British folk music + British church music with added African influence from some drums (Europeans also had drums of course!) and the banjo etc.

The great weakness of this documentary is its political confirmation bias, in thrall to what I see as quite racist divisive theories, as promoted by BLM and black power in the USA for decades - understandably maybe, as they had slavery and race laws and segregation - the UK never had any of that. The Normans banned slavery in 11th Century and the UK never ever had race laws and had VERY few non 'white' people, only 6000 blacks in UK in 1939 out of 44 million population for example. The UK is not the USA, esp the Deep South.

So we get the usual social studies persons waffling about race pride and queer pride too - very divisive as it arguably is in the USA still.

Music has NO colour. I hate the expression 'black music'. The typical American way of claiming something as BLACK is annoying and in a word racist - to these British ears anyway.

No, Little Richard did not invent rock n roll. Many did - it was a movement which grew from what came before, and many songs recorded by artists were from 1920s and 30s, such as AT LAST and TRY A LITTLE TENDERNESS. Teenagers (a word invented by an ad agency in 1948 though teen-age was much older, from 1900) were the new consumers, recording tech and instruments were there and cinema and radio and TV (one could call them 'white' inventions...). The music travelled to the UK, London and Liverpool, and Richard toured Britain in 1963 with the Rolling Stones supporting - Jagger watched Little Richard 30 times from the side of the stage and learnt from him.

The Beatles too loved him, but as Ringo Starr did not join them until late 1963, the use of a photo with him claiming he was with them when they met Richard in Hamburg early 62 is wrong - the drummer then was Pete Best.

Anyway, GREAT music and still so vital, and this film reveals what I already knew - the lewd sexual lyrics of the original Tutti Fruiti. The gayness or not of Richard who did marry late 50s and had at least one other girlfriend is fascinatingly flamboyant! Yes, Richard was inconsistent and maybe hypocritical - because he was human. I hate the way people want to claim him for their team whether TEAM BLACK or TEAM QUEER. Just listen to the music, watch the archive clips of his performances and ENJOY IT.

Though the claim only black artists were ripped off is NONSENSE. All artists were ripped off - the Stones were broke at the end of the 1960s; watch the 2022 ELVIS film to see how he was ripped off. Queen made nothing from their first 3 albums. The Beatles first contract gave all 4 a farthing per record sale between them AND they lost the rights to the songs they wrote (later bought by Michael Jackson who sold em to Sony, why we hear Beatles songs on adverts these days - they earn loads).

So a flawed documentary made by a black film maker wanting to promote a certain racial opinion which I find divisive.

Little Richard was first and foremost a great and influential songwriter, singer, artist and performer - one of several who originated rock and roll in the 1950s.

But without that, the life story of Richard Penniman is superb - his influences, two black male singers especially, both gay, with big hair and that pencil moustache. The swaying of Richard between rock n roll and the church is fascinating, as he quits music several times, first time 1959 to study theology. But he needs money so goes back to the stage.

3.5 stars rounded up. A shame the race politics spoil what could have been a superb documentary.

This film is brilliant. The way some reviewers criticise it for being 'too depressing' is truly bizarre - do these people only watch pink fluffy slushy films, Wonder Woman and Trolls? Maybe. If so, I think that's as sad as it is absurd - read some great literature. It's often depressing, sad, moving and about the human condition. Most Shakespeare is full of death and tragedy after all. Drama is meant to be sad and upsetting - to MOVE the reader/viewer. It should.

Anyway, I loved this as much as I hated the writer/directors last film JUST JIM (gave that 1 star). Mental illness on screen is often tricky. 'Typist Artist Pirate King' (2022) also does it well based on a true story, a real person. This by contrast is pure fiction. The way neighbours shun the individuals suffering mental illness is bang on, in my experience of knowing people who suffer with it. Shameful really.

The way the film portrayed the mental illness esp the hearing of voices is very clever, using phones, radio, more. It makes it all visually and aurally interesting. Great music too.

The cast is great - superb veteran actor Bob Pugh as the long-suffering husband and father; and of course the great David Thewlis fresh from this brilliantly repulsive turn in FARGO series 3; Billie Piper's malicious spoilt sister is utterly believable too. All the cast are great. I often dislike Sally Hawkins but she is perfectly cast here. The writing is spot-on too, esp in the first half.

It's not perfect - it meanders towards the end and just adds too many characters and plot strands (no need for the pretty sister to get an older boyfriend - extraneous character who should have been cut, he adds nothing).

Also, to manblame in a Miss Haversham way that being dumped at the altar caused the mental illness is dramatically neat but actually a cheap shot - mental illness of this severity (schizophrenia, delusions, psychosis, hearing voices etc) is often genetic and triggered by drug-taking (heavy cannabis/skunk usage) - that is what I have seen anyway. Though true, the horrendous mother character here no doubt helped though the other 2 sisters are unaffected which suggests a genetic cause.

Odd, but I have never ever heard the expression IN MY OILS meaning IN MY ELEMENT, not in Wales or England!

One of the best films ever made about mental illness and its effects on others.

4 stars. A great watch.

I was surprised how much I liked this.

The first A QUIET PLACE film was original but so riddled with plot holes it was annoying; the sequel was dreadful; I have not watched part 3.

This genuinely surprised me in how much I liked it and was occasionally moved by it too, especially at the start.

Yes, there are CGI computer-game-style monsters which bore me as CLOVERFIELD did too - not real, like dinosaurs were (even though movies show very fictionalised versions of the truth; in reality, a T-Rex could not roar or run! No matter...)

Amazing this was films at UK studios and in London, nowhere near New York. I think they filmed at Canary Wharf and the river is the Thames!

Another British connection. The song FEELING GOOD was written by Brits. Anthony Newley (who did the music and was David Bowie's biggest influence) and Leslie Bricusse (did lyrics) for the musical The Roar of the Greasepaint – The Smell of the Crowd. It was first performed on stage in 1964. They also wrote the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory musical as in the early 1970s US movie, incl the IMAGINATION film, and they also wrote the lyrics to the Bond film GOLDFINGER. Nina Simone did not write that much.

The main character actress - Star Wars and Wakanda star - puts on her usual emote face, but does it effectively. A bit tiresome the white male (Brit, from Kent!) is shown as weak and needing the support of a woman (and one of colour). They'll be dancing in the streets of metoo BLM diversity department town tonight! LOL! Because these days, a woman can never ever cry or be weak in films or need the help of a man (as happens so regularly in real life...)

Oh and I LOVED the cat - or cats, as 2 VERY obedient cats play the role (no cat I have ever known would take orders!). Not sure it's a great idea to walk a cat on a lead through a city, where dogs get walked, but...

I loved this. Unusual drama set in 1402, not long after the vain and brittle Richard II had been deposed by Henry Bolingbroke - Henry IV, the first monarch whose first language was English not French. This is factored in here with a visit from the English court.

Lots of machinations and sly manoeuvring by all interested parties, royal and otherwise. Interesting history, wonderfully filmed in various languages. The foundation of Scandinavia indeed. My advice is CONCENTRATE as the goings-on and shifting loyalties could be confusing if you miss a bit (I rewound to reread subtitles several times).

There are other imposter dramas - and this is largely fiction though based on a real case (which I had never heard of before). Reminds me of Perkin Warbeck who in late 15th C claimed to be the rightful king of England (he wasn't).

The actress playing the devious, self-serving queen is superb and actor playing ERIK is great as well, so I shall try and watch other films Morten Hee Andersen has appeared in.

4 stars.

Not sure how close to the truth this is. But fascinating and timely.

My advice - PAY CLOSE ATTENTION because it is hard to work out which side various soldiers are on at times.

Watch right till the end. NO SPOILERS. Right to the very end and the credits too.

A tad confusing and overlong, but watchable. And the cracker reveal at the end is great (NO SPOILERS) but I am unsure if that is based on truth or is fiction.

Those not familiar with Ukraine history might like to watch MR JONES or THE OCCUPATION to learn more before watching this. Like most mainland European countries, borders and populations have changed over the centuries, the cause of so many wars. We in Britain are luckily an island, and left that tribal stuff behind with Alfred the Great in 900 AD or soon thereafter when England was united.

I was expecting so much more from this film. It is long and feels it, because it is unfocused, flabby and self-indulgent which makes it, in a word, boring.

It's a bit like watching someone else's holiday video of Christmas family video - fascinating for them. Tedious for everyone else and anyone not there. THAT is what it's like watching so many scenes of twenty-somethings partying, arguing, drinking, meeting their families etc,.

And then there is what is a 2-D racist caricature of a WASP lawyer from Toronto. Having lived in Canada I am aware of a giant POMME FRITE on the shoulder of some French Canadians in Quebec, and that no doubt is why this character is introduced at all. ALl completely extraneous to the plot, so no point in this character or, frankly, many others.

Very disappointing. 2 stars, just.

OK so the first thing to say is that the CGI here is superb. Only once did I see the clumsy computer-game-like movement when an ape jumps, Otherwise it is spookily real, esp the human eyes and features on the ape faces.

The plots is textbook, with the usual antagonist, allies and enemies, grand goal, jeopardy. Rather good though with lots of early plants turning up towards the end - and I loved the eagles, symbol of Ancient Rome of course... That matters here (no spoilers).

BUT and here I show my age, I remember watching the original 1968 film, on our late 70s black and white TV at first, colour later. The best PLANET OF THE APES film by far, with a superb soundtrack score too, which is echoed in the music here, those discordant bursts.

All watchable and nothing against it, though I am so weary of every single hero in Hollywood films being a 'strong independent' young woman who here is a cross between Wonderwoman and Lara Croft, so superhero is her brilliance and strength, able to physically defeat any man in a fight and also an IT tech expert (who knew?). It would really make a REAL change to see a white male hero for once in a Hollywood film...

But it's exciting, with brilliant visuals and all hangs together and makes sense, just about, though I cannot remember any of the 3 reboot APES films in detail - they may well be referenced here. And I did like the ending (no spoilers, again).

It does what it says on the tin really. You know what you're getting! So for me, 3 stars

Hmm I think some haters of the USA are triggered a bit by this movie all because it dares to be patriotic or as the Cinema Paradiso review claims, it "walks a fine line with the military drama it wishes to weave. Somewhere between chest-beating machismo and sentimental schmaltz..."

Well yes there is schmaltz BUT way less than in most Hollywood movies, esp some of the more icky animal/pet tales made for kids.

I saw no chest-besting machismo - I saw a character study of a damaged veteran tasked with taking a damaged dog to the funeral of another damaged veteran who ended his life. I find that moving, the physical journey of course and rather obviously being mirrored by the personal journey of man and dog.

I especially liked the scenes in Portland, Oregon, city with rather a reputation for being PEAK WOKE with Antifa marches etc. The satirical scenes in the coffee shops and bars are great fun.

And this film is not uncritical of the military - quite the reverse. The Military Police especially get a real roasting, all the puffed up authority figures and the usual institutional group-think. Made me laugh more than once.

As for demographic, well, I'd say it is not for small kids but any mature ones of 12+ can cope - though I know we live in a New Puritan Age of hysteria where some want to shield eyes of anyone under 18 from real life. I think they'd cope. The sex/drugs/drinking is not explicit, just real life.

I liked it, and I am not a dog person.

A solid 3 stars on the shoulder.

I noticed in the credits this is based on a novel and that does not surprise me. It is perfect novel material - a span of a life over 40 years, meditations on the past, how that relates to the present.

There are lots of issues of male friendship and betrayal - which I love. Sadly these days most US movies are obsessed with female friendships thanks to the MeToo movement. IMHO boyhood male friendships are way more interesting as the whole status issue is so much more vital. Because boys and men HAVE to achieve to get status - if not, they get no respect from men but esp women. That often means money and wealth, career success, and is why boys are motivated to do crime, as here.

Naples is a very poor Italian city and has featured in several films and TV drama series. It offers a necessary correction to the often-romanticised view of Italy, from all the metropolitan elite, the cafe culture and food etc. Yes but there is also the religion, politics, corruption, crime and dire poverty (no benefit culture in Italy; no such thing as housing benefit etc). This is also international with issues of migration from Africa and Islam - the main character has been away 40 years and now lives a good life with a young pretty wife and a seafront apartment in Cairo.

Sure this is slow-moving, but stick with it - I could see the third act events coming (NO SPOILERS) and it was tense waiting for the inevitable.

Ultimate a very moving, even sad, story and film - about how boyhood friendship so often leads to, and is maybe based on, betrayal. It's a thoughtful film which stays long in the memory - for me anyway.

4 stars

The concept of this film may sound unexciting - a train travels across British India rescuing a royal boy. How can that be exciting, you may think? Well, watch this and film out.

It is almost a big British Western, actually, and the British director J. Lee Thompson (a wrongly forgotten director) whose film before this was the classic ICE COLD IN ALEX went to Hollywood after NORTH-WEST FRONTIER to direct so many classic movies. Before he went he directed TIGER BAY. I Hollywood he directed GUNS OF NAVARONE, CAPE FEAR, TARAS BULBA, MACKENNA'S GOLD before, perhaps, declining in 1970s and 80s to direct PLANET OF THE APES/DEATHWISH sequels. Probably the best British action director though.

Filmed in Granada (southern Spain) but looks like the north-west frontier and India to me (more perhaps than Snowdonia in Wales used in CARRY ON UP THE KHYBER) and some beautiful shots. Wonderful acting from a superb cast, all the actors British/American and Indian, and perfect pitch, structure, narrative progression, dramatic tension. In a word: PERFECTION.

I get tired of people giving trigger warnings to such films, as they 'reflect the attitudes of their time' - just because it's set in the British Raj and there is a (rather great and well played) Indian traindriver character (the pofaced woke seem to think anyone of colour playing a comic character which may have some caricature is racist. I S JOHAR was a great Indian actor appearing in so many Hindi films and starred in LAWRENCE OF ARABIA too. He was from what is now Pakistan and witnessed and entire Hindu settlement burnt down by a mob of Muslims in his youth, SO 100% Total authentic casting with bells on then!!!

Odd really, as they never complain at all the massive stereotypes and caricatures of white British people, as here in part, with the pompous British officer at the base). AND this film and MANY more are critical of the empire - Brits are always very self-critical and, as it says here, support the underdog (can you IMAGINE China of now ever even criticising their new unofficial empire on anything - ever?) Anyway, I ignore the ignorance of the perpetually offended.

This is set in the north-west frontier, and features Muslims trying to overthrow a Hindu Maharajarh. Set in 1905. Well this location is now Pakistan and a million died in ethno-faith violence from the same root. So that went well. The British did not do that... One of the first lines in the film is indeed 'ALLAH UH AKBAR' as the Islamist hordes attack the palace and chase the Brits who are helping the royal Hindu prince to flee.

In fact, the British empire was more than anything else an IDEA, and it was and remains the most benevolent empire in history (compare to Arab empires, Asian ones, barbaric Benin empire, Nazis, USSR et al).

Anyway, the cast is sublime with the brilliant Herbert Lom The Ladykillers, - born in Prague who came to escape the Nazis (oh that awful British empire eh?). GREAT actor - I can watch him in anything. He died in 2012 age 95 in London but 10 years earlier gave his final performance in Midsomer Murders! His career had started in 1930s in Czechoslovakia. He often played foreign roles, including being the first actor to play the King of Siam on stage - Yul Brynner took over from him to make the role in The King and I his own.

I sort of expected this to be from a class Victorian/Edwardian novel, esp as it is set in 1905. But no, original screenplay. SO well-written, great lines, tension itching with the heat throughout. I last watched this film on TV many years ago. I am SO glad I watched it again. Shows how awful so many modern movies are, to be honest.

One of the best films ever made. 5 stars with steam train whistles too!

I loved this. Great locations; wonderful characters; superb twisty script; great cast; brilliant direction and sets - especially a wonderful manhouse scene at an amusement park.

I do not usually like 'noir', but this is way more than the usual sort of film.