Film Reviews by PV

OK so this film is keen to point out at the end that it is BASED on a true story, and is 'one truth of many' etc. Possibly legal reasons for that. But then there are always at least two sides to every story.

For me, this sort of thing is far better dealt with in a TV documentary or a drama-documentary. There are decent scenes here and characters, with the required plot structure and character arcs etc.

Much of the film involves young people hiding from 'the shooter' who is only ever shown as a dark figure and not named in the credits. Obscene as it may seem, the most interesting character in such an awful tragic tale and in any mass murder case IS the killer - no way of getting away from that, ever. Hence the fascination of movies and TV etc with serial killers, real or imagined, their motivations and twisted minds.

So for me, it was a half-hour film which dragged on - dramatically speaking. I'd prefer to watch a TV drama-doc on this, to be honest. though, the Oslo bombing real-life footage is shown - that happened on the same day.

So 3 stars

I could only bear a few minutes of this - it's basically a Chinese nationalist propaganda film. JUST propaganda.

Remember, in the Korean war, the Chinese were fighting for what is now North Korea - where people starve to death and live under a Stalinist regime.

There were British soldiers, Americans as well as Koreans fighting the Chinese AND SO we now have a place called SOUTH Korea.

The Chinese 'heroes' here ensured half of Korea would be under communism.

North and South Korea - compare and contrast.

This film is SO 'by numbers' with 'how to write a screenplay. SO by the book it could be in a (burning) library (with a child to save and 2 baddies after it). It could be in a join the dots book.

SO start with goodies and baddies, character arcs, and increase the jeopardy again and again and again, to really absurd levels. I was almost expecting an iceberrg or an asteroid to come along to increase the jeopardy further (as copyrighted in every screenplay book EVER). ALL mapped out carefully and neatly - and therein lies the problem. It is a like a CHAT GBT screenplay - with no real inspiration or heart.

Having said that, it is a decent watch - Aiden Gillen is always great as is Nicholas Hoult. I can do without the tickbox casting and good old boy country music firefighter crew stuff. Angelica Jolie annoys me more than any forest fire could.

And the effects and great and it is not too long.

SO 3 stars.

I enjoyed this film despite its flaws - the sheer stereotyped repressed Englishness, for a start; then the attempts to diversify the story, regarding ethnicity; and of course the usual required focus on female stories. As such it reminded me a lot of DARKEST HOUR, in its cinematography, music and tone.

BUT I mostly liked it. I now want to try and watch the 1952 Japanese film on which it is based.

Kazua Ishiguro the British Japanese author (and former social worker) wrote REMAINS OF THE DAY, and so clearly likes that sort of stifled English male repression BUT it is a stereotype nonetheless, and a racial one which would not be accepted for other races or nationalities.

I am not sure I believe County Hall was like that in 1953 either - it is, rather, a version of quaint old-fashioned Englishness that the world WANTS to see.. And was there REALLY a Mr Singh working there then?

As for the seaside scenes - deliberately added to daub a splash of ethno-colour contrast on the austere post-war monochrome England of 1953. Do I believe such a man would have reacted that way? Not sure. As I said, I have to watch the 1952 Japanese film on which it is based to see what has been added here.

There are some obtuse scenes, which are confusing, with a man in a moustache and flashbacks. BUT then when one realises the director usually makes movies with a gay theme (like the excellent MOFFIE), it all makes sense. Maybe.

Too long, of course, and drags at the end a tad, but watchable so 4 stars.

This is directed by Edward Norton who stars - never a good sign. Based on a novel. Maybe that is why it is rather meandering and convoluted.

As most modern movies seem to do, it lingers on racial injustice - the problem with that is these films tend to show a rather romantic portrayal of all black people, making tjem rather two-dimensional, and which could be called as racist as demonising such people.

Anyway, this movie is way too long - I was clock-watching throughout.

It reminds me a bit of TV series MONK about a detective with OCD from years ago. The private eye suffering from never-named Tourette's syndrome reminded me of several other neuro-diverse main characters - this seems very on-trend now together with transgender leads. i supppose they must have run out of races to celebrate...

Worth watching for the late great Michael K Williams, in one of his last roles, playing a louche troubled jazz musician - anything with him in is worth a watch.

Was going to be 3 stars but the preachy woke lectures esp in the second half, and rather clunky points made that 'racism is bad' (no, really?) and cartoon character racists portrayed tested my patience.

I liked the music and the early 1950s decor etc. And the memories of the 1920s and WWI again, a bit like the recent Amsterdam, which shares many of the same flaws.

I had great hopes for this movie BUT it was just annoyingly awful on so many levels, For a start, it was obviously very expensive and self-indulgent David O Russell movie - like the awful Wes Anderson, I am not a big fan of his films.

Worse, this is preachy woke sermonising - TELLING the audience what to think and how wrong certain views are - that is preaching. SHOW DON'T TELL. First rule of storytelling.

Too may characters in this meandering mess of a movie. Top star cast, yes.

I also worry that those watching this film will believe lots of black Americans fought in the First World War, FOR A START, the USA was 2 years late to that war as it was to The Second World War. But more than that, the USA armed forces like the nation had strict segregation - so there were black units, but there were not mixed ones,. AND in both world wars, African american soldiers were often put in auxiliary units or medical ones well away from the front lines. In a way, racism saved many black American lives that way! By the time of Viet Name, racial segregation in the US armed forces had ended, so many more black soldiers died in action.

Overall, black soldiers accounted for 773 of the 52,947 battlefield deaths sustained by USA in France during WWI, less than 2 percent of all battlefield fatalities.

The UK armed forces never ever had racial segregation BUT THEN the UK had very few black people , only 6000 in a population of 44 million at the start of WWII.

These are the facts,. It is a great shame this film is not acquainted with them and instead prefers t manufacture a fake and dishonest new truth of history. WHY DO THAT? It is a worry to think people watching this film will now believe what it shows, that the USA in WWI had loads of black soldiers fighting and dying - it simply is not true. the Navu and MArines banned blacks completely too.

There is a great movie to be made one day about the BUND, the German American pro-Nazi movement popular in the 1930s and supported by the likes of Lindbergh and Henry Ford, This is not it.

I just cannot abide the preachy woke worthy tone of so many modern movies like this - it's patronising propaganda really.

2 stars,. Just. Almost 1 star.

My advice: rent the 1972 version of The Stepford Wives or read the excellent novella by Ira Levin (who also wrote Hitler clone thriller The Boys from Brazil, Deathtrap, Rosemary';s Baby too). The story back then was new and radical.

Now, it is not new or radical at all - it is cliched, orthodox, conventional manblaming metoo femicinema - which this female director seems to be riding the bandawgon coat tails of.

My test is always asking if the equal and opposite would seem sexist or racist of whatever. WELL if we had a mvoie where a man called his wife a 'stupid stupid woman' then killed her, I suspect the same metoo activists who applaud sexist propaganda like this would scream SEXISM! and MISOGYNY. Yep, so this is MISANDRY then.

It starts relatively well, obviously all fake so one expects a Stepford Wives or Westworld trajectory or character arcs and story. Then we get Avatar-style explanations of what we have seen. By the half way point I was rolling my eyes and by the last act this was like Dr Who on a bad day.

It is not clever or radical or revolutionary. It is not 1989's Thelma and Louise of The Stepford Wives of 1972. It is actually all deeply manhating and is just metoo propaganda to have a go at all men really. I cannot believe most women are so dim and simplistic that this is what they want to watch. They do not judging by the awful losses most metoo movies make, as people stay away from cinemas in their droves - and this was before the lockdowns.

A deeply annoying film. In fact, if there is an Oscar for being annoying and hypocritical and sexist, I think this movie should win all there.

The director also stars in it, which marks this out as a pure vanity piece which was funded to tick the diversity and equality boxes. No wonder cinema receipts are plummeting with this sort of thing on offer.

On the plus side, it looks pretty and there is some decent old music, making the 1950s vibe complete - as if that decade was evil or something (most kids in those days had 2 parents at home and the epidemic of obesity and mental disorders in children was not present ins the apparently awful 1950s...)

2 stars. JUST

This biopic is based on truth; as ever, however, one wonders how true it all is. Some of it is, no doubt, and the main characters are real.

It's a fascinating story set in Rome under German Nazi rule - and how an Irish priest helped partisans and allied prisoners of war escape to safety.

Gregory peck was a great actor, Boys from Brazil, The Omen etc. AND John Gielgud here aged nearly 80 plays the pope (he died aged 96 and worked to the end).

The relationship between the catholic church and indeed ireland with the Nazis is complex. Many Nazis were catholics and after the war the church and priests ran the ratlines which helped nazi war criminals escape from genoa to south america. However, some priests were anti-Nazi. The only head of state in the world to sign the book of condolence for Hitler was the Irish one - because there is no such thing as a neutral country in WWII, not really. Some irish were spies for the Nazis, esp the upper class ones who had cut glass English publil school accents. Some Irish fought with Britain. The latter has been explored in film more than the former.

And of course the historic abuses of priests in Ireland and elsewhere is ignored - this film was made when people and Catholics still looked up to priests and the church unthinkingly.

One final point: no Christians were thrown to the lions at the Colosseum in Rome, ever. No historical evidence at all. I have visited the place twice and researched its history in detail. Criminals were killed yes, and some may have been Christians. BUT there was no mass slaughter ort Christians thrown to lions, as stated here.

The real history is fascinating - the SS man Kappler was spared the noose for his mass murder and spent over 30 years in prison, escaping when suffering from cancer to die in Germany after 6 months of freedom (he was so thin and small, his wife carried him out of hospital in a suitcase to escape).

Anyway, interesting and watchable. 4 stars.

OK so, this is from a 2016 novel - which has some pretty atrocious reviews on Amazon. Most seem to call the story a mess and a children's story, and I can confirm that the film is not really one for grown-ups,. despite the grand guignol gore. I think the race of the book's main character was also changed for the movie which, if true, is awful.

It starts OK - I liked the mystery and the inciting incident. After that, it's downhill all the way. Just gets silly, boring, pointless and sags as badly as any disembowelling. It is all basically a slushy teen romance with added cannibal! Childish, adolescent nonsense. And Mark Rylance seems miscast too.

Watch Shaun of the Dead for cannibalism laughs; watch Mr Jones, 2019 film, for REAL cannibalism in 1930s famine in Ukraine; watch TV drama Des for mundane prosaic suburban cannibal horror. Modern movies like Green Inferno or Ravenous are better. or 1980's found footage Cannibal Holocaust.

One for the teen girls who like vampire movies. The Twilight Saga etc.

2 stars. Just. 1 is for the decent music though I could not work out when it was set - mid 80s?

As the new German language version of the German language novel ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT is out now and winning awards, I thought I'd watch this overlooked 1979 TV Movie version. The 1930 version won Academy Awards.

This is well worth a watch, despite the broad American accents jarring a little - but it was made for a domestic US audience, I suppose. All filmed in what was then the Socialist Republic of Czechoslovakia, no doubt to keep costs down as because the hardline communist regime there approved of the film's anti-war anti-imperialist message. Filing in central/eastern Europe was unusual back then - very common now.

This version features some famous actors: Richard Thomas, John-boy from The Waltons, probably most famous 1970s TV show (he is also great in the recent top TV drama THE AMERICANS); veteran character actor Ernest Borgnine (who won the 1955 acting Oscar for MARTY); great British actor, Donald Pleasence as a schoolteacher; fellow British actor Ian Holm, Patricia Neal (American actress wife of Roald Dahl).

All Quiet on the Western Front (German: Im Westen nichts Neues, lit.?'Nothing New in the West') is a novel by Erich Maria Remarque, a German World War I veteran. It describes the German soldiers' extreme trauma during the war & the detachment from civilian life felt by many upon returning home from the war. BUT the films tend to ignore most of the latter part, focusing on the war scenes and the build-up to them instead - as this one does.

A decent, solid watch,. 4 stars

The more I watched this movie the more annoyed I got.

I think this is one of those scripts and films which to be honest would not have been made pre the Metoo movement. Somehow, that has allowed any of rubbish to get made so long is it features lots of 'strong independent' women suffering because of men and manblaming away all day long. The BLM movement did the same for race. This is NOT progress. It's just 'reverse' sexism (or racism), is just plain sexism. Misandry.

I always do the 'equal and opposite' test - I imagine the females here were male and the males were female, and the same plot develops. If such a film were made it would be called sexist and misogyny. Here it is sexist and misandry.

One flimsy 'good male' character exists to allegedly give balance but I am not buying it. Manblaming in every scene then parachuting in one nice male will not hide your true intention. Though I see the writer/director has no other films to his/her/its credit. I have seriously no idea how this film could have been greenlighted, other than the way it ticks on trend tickboxes.

The story if sub Hammer House of Horror on a bad day. No doubt fans will think it a profound character study of a 'stunning and brave' woman survivor suffering a breakdown. Quite frankly, the main character is so selfish and unpleasant, I did not care what happened to her.

Tim Roth is a great actor - he is wasted here playing a man monster, to tick the metoo manblaming box.

Don't waste your time with this B movie, or C movie, or D or Z movie maybe. It's absurd, silly, annoying and, frankly, boring.

1 star

I have watched this film several times and never get bored. It is so well-written and memorable.

The screenwriter Barrie Keefe seems not to have written much more for film, which is a shame - the script sizzles. It is also deeply authentic, for the Cockney gangsters at the time late 70s, the gay scene, the slippery politics of northern Ireland (still going...), the slick USA mafia as hard drugs took over from simple villain ways for organised crime to make an income.

Bob Hoskins inhabits his role totally as a middle-aged Cockney gangster yearning for the old days and trying to build new life into his beloved East End and Docklands. Great to see that place as it was too - the empty wharfs, quays, docks and huge still cranes in a dead people-less landscape. Now all under Canary Wharf which is sort of what the main character wants to build.

See Pierce Brosnan in an early role (he's also a bit part in The Professionals) and Derek Thompson AKA Charlie from Casualty made his screen debut here too. Helen Mirren plays the gangster's mill, in effect, and is thus cast as ''hot totty' here.

Social class, generation difference, nationality, race, gender, sexuality - it is ALL here but not stuffed down the viewers' throat like the woke lectures and self-righteous sermonising of so many movies and TV dramas now.

Authentic language for the time, which 'some may find offensive'. Good, It is authentic and would be how corrupt London coppers spoke. Watch The Chinese Detective 1980 TV series to hear more. NOTHING is gratuitous - not the violence, and there is plenty, the sex, the gay sex, the language. THIS is how to make an AUTHENTIC film. Chuck away the diversity department booklet and just watch this on a loop.

One of the best thrillers EVER. 5 stars every day of the week.

I loved this short little film, I suppose a Britflick B-movies in 1954. Nice and short too. Not the false endings and 2 and a half hours' running time of modern movies, This come sin at just over an hour and 10 minutes.

I suppose it may have been influenced by the 1951 A-Movie The Lavender Hill Mob.

But there is much to enjoy here, the deception of a man on the run, and irony of other guest's comments at the Eastbourne guesthouse - back in the days when people lived in such places, British people not asylum seekers as is the case often now in such places.

Yes, it's old and so old-fashioned and creaky BUT stuff made now will seem the same in 65 years!

The main actor Charles Victor played supporting roles for decades so this is a rare starring role for him. Perfectly cast.

No spoilers but a rather shocking ending, one which would be seen as perhaps too shocking for TV now.

I enjoyed it. 4 stars. Always fun to see empty carless roads of the 1950s too.

Personally I found the 2 parallel narratives in this film confusing - I know it's the filmic fashion to do this, but WHAT IS WRONG with signposting? Stating a year date on scenes which one finds out later are a decade apart? Being deliberately obtuse and confusing is not a plus.

Some great scenes in this and the main actor playing Bull is brilliant, One word; AUTHENTIC. Unlike the Asian actor playing a police officer which was really stretching credibility for me. The diversity police must've checked the script...

Fantastic to see MADE ON LOCATION IN DARTFORD at the end - the Working Men's Club which I know (near Spital St in the centre of that town) and St Vincent's Church up on Temple Hill which is not an area I ever knew well. REALLY authentic accents which was great.

The funfair filmed in Wales, Barry Island.

I think the Long Good Friday may have been an influence here....

NO SPOILERS but I did not enjoy the reveal ending or any metaphysical aspects. Some may like that sort of thing...

Gruesome scenes too in this, which is fine as it is justified not gratuitous - they are amoral gangsters after all. Lots of chopping is all I shall say.

SO a flawed film BUT very authentic and I have seen much worse.

4 stars

This film has been compared to both the Exorcist and the famous 'found footage' movie The Blair Witch Project. I liked this better than either of those.

I thought it was all SO effective and believable, also scary - I found myself peeping round corners on the screen.

The actors are great. The plots does get a tad woolly later on, to be honest. Enough horror here without that.

maybe watch together with PHILOMENA.

So the ending is a tad disappointing for me (NO SPOILERS) but the first two acts are 5 star.

Overall, 4 stars.