Film Reviews by PV

This is a really fascinating movie. It's a mystery really and/or a study of mental illness.

It's written by two American writers who also produced and directed, and the second half is set in the US.

It really is an enigma and compulsive viewing.

Beautifully filmed and well-acted, not to mention well-written.

It also has a brilliant soundtrack by The Octopus Project.

A slowish start makes me give it 4 stars, but it's really 4.5. One of the most interesting films of the last decade - which is fitting really, as its focus on the movie Fargo reminds me that that is one of the most interesting films of the last 2 decades!

Watch this and be amazed.

There is always an issues with films about pop stars - and that's whether one can believe that a character would have become a big star with the music used in the film.

Most movies fail in the regard unless they use cover versions (as in That's Be The Day from the early 70s, still the best of the best).

In this case, I simply didn't believe that the Al Pacino character would have become such a big star on the strength of a song (Baby Doll) that sounds like a weak B side.

The other problem with this movie is the way it trowels on the sentimentality - this is SO saccharine in the worst Hollywood manner. So we have family breakdown, the stereotype of a negligent father and bitter son, then we have a child (and OMG how unbelievably irritating this child with the fake 'illness' of ADHD is!) and a silly subplot about a wondrous school that can cure her, and then yet more illness - yep, the big C, cancer - worming its exploitative way into the script. I hated these parts of the film.

But it's good in parts, with a tight script (once it gets onto Al Pacino's relationship with his manager, for example) and some funny lines and scenes.

But it could have been a much MUCH better movie.

Watch right to the credits to see the story of the actual Lennon letter that was sent to a British folk singer - and which inspired the film (but this film is NOT a true story!)

3 stars. JUST!

This is an utterly unbelievable tale which very much fits the modern template (stereotype/cliché) of a 'strong' woman taking on everyone and winning in a man's world. Yawn. How many more times?

Fairly tedious and slow. With the obligatory love/relationship triangles and scenes.

Judging by the previews of other movies before this one, the distributors obviously think it's a women's film - and it probably is.

Far too slow - esp for a US audience - though. So I doubt many people went to see it.

Competently directed - though I always think it best if actors stick to acting, rather than direct themselves, because at times this film was clock-witchingly slow.

Good if you like garden design though, I suppose, or are planning a trip to Versailles.

2 stars.

This is the funniest thing to come out of the BBC since the series '2012'. Set in the fictional (but true to life) corrupt central Asian state of Tazkbekistan, it follows the adventures, trials and travails of a the new Ambassador and his more experienced deputy.

It is short - 3 parts - but each part s a real classic, whether part one about The Mighty Ibex and the Helicopter Contract, or part 2 with Prince Mark's visit to get the Oil Contract (based on Prince Andrew, I hear, or part 3, about the Insurgency and the 'Paisley Visit'.

The British ambassador has to put up with a lot in this most junior of junior postings in the diplomatic service - a mad dictator, corrupt officials, Royal visits, constant nagging from London, a mad Northern Irish vetting official (brilliantly played) called 'Mr 21' after his obsession that officials should drink now more than 21 units of alcohol - a week (what, not a day???) - and worse, the French. Watching how the political, moral and personal aspects twist and turn and occasionally collide is hilarious - I bet the writers had a ball writing this!

Series 2 will shortly be broadcast in BBC 2, I hear - though why the idiotic BBC puts it on so late on that channel is anyone's guess.

Forget drivel like 'Miranda' or dreadful ethnic sketch shows. THIS is where the real comic writing talent at the BBC resides.

Rent this + laugh your head off at an intelligent, well-made, superbly-written drama. 5 stars with a bottle of Tazbekistan vodka thrown in!

I shall ask my old school friend - now British ambassador is a corrupt, chaotic, small eastern European state (which begins with M + is under Ukraine) - how true to life this is when I see him next too!

I didn't have great expectations of this film, knowing it was based on an absurdity and events that did not happen. True, the future Queen and her sister Margaret DID go out into the crowd in front of Buck House on VE day - but that's it. Nothing else portrayed in the movie is true.

But it is a very well made and entertaining picture, with some great acting (and top actors like Roger Allam are in it!) and a sharp script.

Not over-long so it does not flag or sag either.

So long as you don't take it too seriously and enjoy the fictional fun, you'll enjoy it. Forget history - this is fiction, which, as writers know, contains more emotional truth than history books even could.

4 stars.

This is a superb film - the best film I have seen about an army facing the travails of the desert in Afghanistan (or Iraq). Better than the Hurt Locker, Green Zone or all the US movies on wars in those desert countries.

Super-realistic with utterly believable dialogue - it shows what can happen to soldiers when things go wrong. Esp with mines...

Based on a true story - watch over the end credits to hear the actual radio dialogue and see what has happened to the men involved in this episode, for which many medals were awarded.

Interestingly, this film was privately funded - no funding from the EU, the lottery or the achingly pc diversity-obsessed BBC (maybe because there are NO women in the film and just one black soldier and a non-pc joke about him said by other soldiers).

This film should have got BBC funding and lottery funding too - instead of the tedious pc drivel they usually fund and inflict on a public who want good films, not pc propaganda shoved down their throats.

A must see for everyone. Watch it and realise how war can never be glorious.

However, Afghanistan was a success as British and other forces stopped that country descending into a Taliban hell and its influence moving south - not to mention stopping Osama's planning terrorist atrocities in the West. Sadly, our support of Islamic fighters against secular dictators in north Africa and Syria has led to the rise of ISIS, who are even worse then the Taliban. Watch this film to realise why our sending ground troops to deal with these barbarians is not an option.

This is a superb film - utterly stylish and stylised, as is usual from former pop promo director Jonathan Glazer (who recently directly the deeply disturbing Under the Skin).

The cast is superb - with Winstone capturing exactly the attitude of the white working class who have escaped the multiculturalist mess of grey grime+crime-ridden East London and a government and pc culture which despises them for their race, their class, their culture, to instead live in the sunny climes of southern Spain. OK< so this character is a criminal and not just a white working class refugee from 'vibrant and diverse' London, but his half a million plus Brit neighbours are the same as him in their culture and attitudes.

Congratulations to the film-makers for putting the white working class on screen - because it seems these days you can see any and every culture on TV and film, any ethnicity and diverse culture celebrated - except for the nasty white working class culture of the Cockney Eat End (always condemned as 'racist' by ignorant bigot 'liberals' seemingly unaware of the irony puddle they're sanctimoniously splashing in!)

This film is not only confusing. It is also deeply unfunny. Really.

I saw the first film in this trilogy and that was pretty good.

This, however, looks like something to emerge from some pretentious drama school workshop.

Not one single laugh in the whole thing.

And yes, I do appreciate oddball and dead pan and off-beat humour. But this is not humour, It's just dull. An utter yawn-fest.

To say the British don't do humour 'as well as this' is utterly absurd. Even the most unfunny 'diverse, female' tedious BBC comedienne can create more laughs than this pretentious load of drivel.

No stars. Stick to making meatballs, Sweden, if this is the best you can do for comedy.

This film is billed as a 'comedy'. Well, you couldn't fooled me. I didn't laugh once - except when I suspect I shouldn't have been laughing! - though I yawned a good deal. I started looking at my watch 20 minutes in, but stayed with it.

Gosh this is a wordy movie. Sounds like something from the theatre of perhaps something that grew out of one of those awful gender workshops they used to have in polytechnic women's studies departments circa 1973.

It's also a very snowy movie - in fact, I don't think I have ever seen a film with as much snow - and it's all set in a ski-ing resort. To be honest, the best parts involve nice cinematographer shots of snowy mountains with (I think) Beethoven (or maybe Wagner) on the soundtrack.

A clunky second act starts with the arrival of friends, and we then move on to endless pontificating about what it means to be a man.

To be honest, I thought the female wife character to self-pitying and unreasonable, I was shouting at her husband to divorce her and get some joy back into his life instead of staying with that over-earnest diva.

I wouldn't wish to have lunch with these people, let alone go ski-ing with them. In the end I was hoping for a huge avalanche to shut these self-pitying people up. But no such luck.

A very unrealistic ending rounds off this clunky psychoanalytic movie which will no doubt appeal to some more than others. A VERY irritating and odd film.

This film is a classic. I believe the guy who wrote it was nominated and won an Oscar for his script too - and in my opinion, everyone should have won an award for being part of this wonderful film.

Perfect writing. perfect acting, perfect timing - a neat efficient plot with real laughs. One of the very best movies of all time - and possibly the best film Peter Sellers ever made. Alec Guinness superb, and the wonderful old lady who we are side with as the audience (the actress who plays her won a BAFTA for this).

If you have sat through the Tom Hanks black southern USA version of this, then you have my full sympathies.

If you haven't, don't bother and just rent this and watch it again and again. A masterclass in comedy.

5 stars with bells on. One of the best films ever made. Watch and learn.

This is basically a writing-by-numbers soppy Mills-and-Boon style girlie fantasy romance, similar to the millions written that millions of women read to escape their dull lives.

It has all the bits: handsome male hero, tick; unhappy pretty young woman who falls in love with her knight in shining armour, tick; disapproval (as in all soapy melodramas) from the family - or, more specifically, a seemingly wicked mother-in-law - tick.

If you want to watch a real quality WWII film series from a German soldier's point of view, then watch 'Generation War - Our Mothers, Our Fathers.'

This is just soapy silly girl romance.

BUT the story of how the book was written - or actually part-written (because the woman who wrote it was dragged off to a concentration camp and killed before she completed it) is fascinating. Dare I say it but without that story - and the discovery and then publication of this 60 years after the war - then this film would never have been made.

Anyway, it's all watchable if you like that sort of thing.

And I had no objections whatsoever to the director's decision to have the Germans speaking German and accented English, but the French speaking fluent English. This is standard practice in drama and theatre. If the French had been speaking French with accents and the Germans too, it could have been more Allo Allo than Mills and Boon, after all...

This is basically a movie about growing up, as two sons cope with the impending death of their father.

Do not be put off by the sweary start - the film's weakest point is the first 10 minutes or so.

There are some laugh our loud moments in this movie, and some quirky and funny characters and scenes. Even the fantasy sequences work well - not always the case in films like this.

There are enough subplots - rabbis, a creepy work colleague etc - to keep the interest. Those without knowledge of Jewish culture may be baffled at times, however.

Ultimately I found this a very funny and moving movie. Not perfect, and clearly on a budget - and the same Jewish guy stars, directs, produces, makes the sandwiches etc.

But much more enjoyable than usual Hollywood fare.

4 stars

This film is a classic. Dates, yes - though it was made in 1958/9, though still relevant re the clash between union demands and the general public's common sense views (see the tube strike, where drivers who start on almost £50k a year are moaning and striking, delaying hardworking Londoners who earn less than half that).

A great cast Terry-Thomas, Peter Sellers, Irene Handl and many more. One of Peter Sellers' very best roles, which he plays to perfection (though he was only 34 at the time but looks 57!)

Some classic lines, with the Soviet Union worshipping union shop steward played by Peter Sellers dreaming of 'all them cornfields, and ballet in the evenings.'

A terrible 'feem toon' - but hey, it was pre-Beatles 1959 and you can't have everything!

Worth a watch to see the way union/management relations really were in the 50s, 60s, 70s. That is why Thatcher was elected.

Lots of non-pc references to race in this film - which I suspect they cut before allowing it on TV< which is a shame. Let it stand as it is! To show how racist the left wing unions could be.

All Jeremy Corbyn fans should watch this too. This film has relevance to modern Britain alright.

In my top 50 movies of all time. Watch side by side with Dr Strangelove.

This is a very dated and silly satire, based on a post war novel. However, it is a neat conceit, however absurd, and the plot (which seems to get thinner as the film progresses to a rizla thickness) allows for some wonderful hammy acting from always-watchable Peter Sellers.

The multi-character playing is not up there with Alec Guinness standards (in Kind Hearts and Coronets). But really, Peter Sellers in an average and dated movie is 10 times more watchable than most actors in most movies!

It's a short film and funny - if one allows oneself to enter the absurd world of the story.

It's also a period piece and now looks quaint - people rehearsing going to shelters in preparation for a nuclear war etc. The post-war jokes are there - about how the USA showers the losing side in wars with cash (i.e. Germany and Japan) whereas the victors have to be poor and pay for themselves (the UK didn't pay its final payment to the US for money we borrowed to save the world until 2006. Yep, 2006!)

Oddly, it brought to mind 28 Days Later when the Fenwick 'army' land in New York to find it deserted. That movie beats this on the special effects but not the humour!

I read reviews of this film in newspapers - most were 3 stars out of 5. I wonder were the watching the same film as have just suffered?

It's all an almost-plotless tale of actresses putting on a play. Then seems to morph into a movie which wants to examine the nature of fame and celebrity. Well, I have seen better and more entertaining analyses of that in 30 second TV adverts.

Some dire subplot about an affair and things happening to people we know nothing about are care even less about confuses matters.

Oh and it's all trying to be arthouse with pretty pictures of Swiss mountains and clouds.

Really REALLY bad. And not in French - as I had expected - and no subtitles. And the great Juliette Binoche is utterly wasted - what on earth is she doing in such a shambles of a movie?

If a film student submitted a screenplay this tedious it would be torn in half and the student told to leave film school.

Perhaps worth watching as an example of how NOT to make a good film.

Otherwise, don't bother.