Film Reviews by HW

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Pet Sematary

Sometimes dead is better.

(Edit) 19/01/2025

This is a very faithful but concise adaptation of the awesome novel. It helps that King himself wrote the screenplay, so the creeping atmosphere and the explorations of death and grief are still present. The main actor is a little wooden until he convincingly slips into grief-stricken madness by the end. The actor playing Jud Crandall is wonderful, as are the child actors and the cat! The film may not pack the emotional punch or horrible impact of the book and it may not be up there with Kubrick’s ‘Shining’, but it does feature a Ramones song at the end. Overall, a decent 80s/90s horror that feels reassuringly American and does a good job of creeping you out. Also features the King himself in a surprise Biblical role! 

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Jigsaw

In case you hadn’t had enough of the same sequel again and again

(Edit) 12/01/2025

You just can’t keep down a horror franchise. To be fair, this movie does an acceptable job of resurrecting a killer who was supposed to have been put to sleep, and there are enough twists to mess with your head. And to give it credit, while there is certainly squeamish nastiness, this sequel goes more for mounting terror rather than outright gore during Jigsaw’s games. 

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El Dorado

Absolutely nothing like ‘Rio Bravo’

(Edit) 06/01/2025

Just to be clear, my title is completely sarcastic. Director Howard Hawks could be rightfully accused of lifting characters and plot lines from his 1959 classic ‘Rio Bravo’ for this movie, and you know what? It doesn’t matter, because while ‘El Dorado’ doesn’t quite have the same magic or focussed, consistent quality as ‘Rio’, it’s still really fun for western fans. There’s plenty of action and humour, and the cast is great. John Wayne is… John Wayne. Robert Mitchum gets our sympathy playing the regretful drunk this time, even if he can be compared to a sad, howling dog in some scenes. A young James Caan is likeable as a chirpy, Poe-quoting sidekick. It’s quite nice to see that even in the late 60s, when the western belonged to Italy, that classic-style American westerns could still be fun. One other thing I like is how Mitchum and Wayne’s two old heroes get more injured and crippled as the action progresses: a nice realistic touch in an otherwise silly film. But you can’t keep ‘em down: they keep on fighting their enemies and each other to the end. Good to watch back-to-back with ‘Rio Bravo’ for an entertaining marathon. Ride, boldly ride. 

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The Mercenary

Politics with machine guns

(Edit) 15/12/2024

A very similar plot to another political spaghetti-western ‘A Bullet for the General’ (1966), in which a cool, money-motivated white mercenary (Franco Nero, the original Django) teams up with a lively Mexican bandit/revolutionary (Tony Musante). This unlikely duo both fight with and against each other in order to make money from the violent situation around them during the Mexican Revolution of the early 20th century. You’ve also got Jack Palance hunting these crooks down in a bizarre villainous role. Tarantino was clearly a fan of this, as he surely borrowed elements from the plot for his own films such as ‘Django Unchained’. I also recognised bits of the ‘Mercenary’ score (by the maestro Ennio Morricone) from ‘Kill Bill 2’ and ‘Inglorious Basterds’. This film may be worth watching not just for the frequent, thrilling action but for the Leone-style duel in a bullfighting arena, enlivened by Morricone’s epic music. 

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Saw VI

More Saw

(Edit) 11/12/2024

A rather topical film regarding the recent assassination of the health insurance CEO. Such a character is forced to cut down his entire workforce in this film… using a variety of gruesome games curtesy of Jigsaw. Meanwhile, is creepy detective Hoffman safe from suspicion? A few interesting moral questions smothered in tortuous, unsubtle brutality, per usual. 

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The Exorcist

The power of Christ compels you!

(Edit) 11/12/2024

The more I watch this film, the less I care about the gross profanity (as blackly funny as those outrageous lines can be) and the impressive FX. This is not really a story of a girl getting possessed by the devil. It’s the story of Father Damien Carras having a crisis of faith, which is only restored upon seeing a child possessed by an actual demon. When medicine and psychiatry fail to provide solutions, Carras needs to restore his belief in order to save the girl, helped by the unwavering warrior-priest Father Merrin. This classic still has the power to shock today, while boasting what most other horror shockers don’t have: a genuinely dread atmosphere, unflinching realism and haunting performances. Like other smart 70s horrors such as the ‘Wicker Man’, ‘the Exorcist’ also makes you ponder questions on morality, the supernatural and religion: while delivering a powerfully thrilling good vs evil battle. Still vomits all over every subsequent exorcism picture. 

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The Big Gundown

The best non-Leone Italian western?

(Edit) 23/11/2024

Bar Leone’s films, I find most spaghetti westerns ridiculous. This one had a simple, straightforward manhunt plot that kept it grounded (mostly) in a realistic western setting. The focus on two main characters also allowed for some intriguing character development. This might be the best performance in Lee Van Cleef’s career, as his lawman character John Corbett grows more and more obsessed with catching the bandit Cuchillo, at the expense of his morals and near sanity. Tomas Milian is totally charismatic as the young folk-hero trickster, cunningly slipping out of Corbett’s clutches in a variety of wily ways. Yet he also displays deep bitterness at his station in life, as a lowly Mexican peon hunted by men of higher standing. In this way, the film takes on a leftist political aspect that doesn’t swallow the film, unlike with other less subtle Italian westerns. This is still an entertaining classic spaghetti western with thrilling gunplay and a rousing Morricone score; with added surprising depths.  

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The Mummy Returns

A family go adventuring… and fight EVIL MUMMIES

(Edit) 18/11/2024

This doesn’t have the same magic as the first ‘Mummy’ film but it was still fun to revisit this action-packed sequel, even if they turned up the melodrama and the now dated CGI. Rachel Weisz kicked ass in this one, more so than the bizarrely cast Rock as the smirking Scorpion king.  

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True Detective: Series 1

I’d rather watch ‘Silence of the Lambs’

(Edit) 16/11/2024

People have said this is one of the best TV shows ever made. I thought it was good but not greater than any other interesting crime show I’ve seen. The strength of the show does come from the relationship between the two male leads: two very different men joined together over the years by a dark murder/abduction case with occult overtones. I quite liked McConaughey’s character as a nihilist, philosophical detective (although his misanthropic, pretentious moaning did get tiresome). Woody Harrelson’s character was interesting in that he was a complete hypocrite: a so-called ‘family man’. 

Anyway, a decent thriller-drama with some good scenes of suspense and atmosphere. But by the end of this, I felt a little underwhelmed from all the hype: no way like the shock and awe I felt at the end of ‘silence of the lambs’, still in my mind the best crime drama. 

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Breaker Morant

A courtroom drama with shootouts

(Edit) 11/11/2024

A film that gets a great story out of some unique history: the trial of Australian soldiers for war crimes during the Boer war of the early 20th century. Not only does the film offer some insight into such a little known conflict (when a world empire nearly met its match against a small guerilla army) but it boasts a gripping plot with gripping performances. Edward Woodward is captivating as the almost romantic but controversial figure of Lt Morant, a man driven to savage vengeance by the horrific death of his friend. Jack Thompson as his defence lawyer is even more electrifying, rivalling Keith Douglas for moral outrage at his fellow Australians being sentenced to deaths for crimes no worse than any other actions of the British empire against the Boers. The film is certainly not trying to say that the accused were innocent (although some justification is made for their actions) but rather that the extreme situations and stresses of war brings out the worst in men. The courtroom scenes are so passionate and tense, the thunderous shootouts interspersed throughout are not really needed (but welcome if you appreciate some good action). The ending may be one of the most emotional and best-shot conclusions not just in the war film genre but in film history. A jewel in the gritty greatness of Australian cinema. 

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The Settlers

A Chilean ‘Heart of Darkness’

(Edit) 06/11/2024

A unique and bold film about the horrors of colonialism in 19th century Chile. There is clearly history being exposed here that is not talked about enough, but mirrors the atrocities committed against natives in North America, Australia or wherever European empires have used brute force to take land. Through the eyes of a half-Indian named Segundo, we witness him, a Scotsman and an North-American riding through the starkly beautiful landscapes of mountainous Chile on a dark, bloody mission for a sheep baron. An eerie, disturbing but necessary and rewarding watch. An incredible directorial debut too, especially with a multi-lingual script. 

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Anne of Green Gables

Don’t make fun of redheads

(Edit) 08/04/2024

A sweet and surprisingly moving coming-of-age story about an orphaned girl growing up and finding her place in rural Canada. Strong, amusing performances and gorgeous scenery. Also great to see the loveable sheriff from ‘Misery’!

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The Missing

A spooky ‘Searchers’/western ‘Terminator 2’

(Edit) 29/03/2024

This may not have the full emotional scope or complexities of the beautiful Thomas Eidson novel. However among the ranks of film westerns, this one still stands out for its originality and poignancy. Both Tommy Lee Jones and Cate Blanchett excelled as estranged father and daughter: both tough western characters hiding their vulnerabilities. I loved that they kept the young girl Dot in the film as well and the actress playing her was faultless. For western fans, this is worth seeing for its dark, supernatural atmosphere; its emphasis on strong female characters (a western rarity); its exploration of the clashes between races and beliefs in the West; and, of course, its moving message on family and blood ties overcoming these barriers. There’s also some decent action, especially at the end. Do read the novel as well: it may be the best western novel ever written. 

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Saw III

Just nasty.

(Edit) 15/02/2024

I worry this is the point where the ‘Saw’ franchise started relying heavily on gore and shock factor rather than psychological tension and plot twists, which arguably made the first two films fairly decent horror-thrillers. Admittedly the plot twists at the end of this bruiser were shocking and it makes some attempt to create sympathy for the characters trapped in Jigsaw’s horrendous games. It even asks some interesting questions about the nature of revenge, justice, and forgiveness, and whether violent revenge is ever justified. However I have seen more subtle depictions of these themes. In my book, sheer brutality over atmosphere and suspense does not a good horror film make. 

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Suspiria

Don’t go to ballet school

(Edit) 12/02/2024

An entertaining 70s horror, with sumptuous sets, a thrilling synth-rock score and stark use of sound, colour and violence in certain scenes. I was actually surprised by how simple the plot was, when you’ve got such an original and cultured setting for a horror film as a dance academy. Witchcraft is simply presented as a destructive, controlling force of evil. At least the medley of beautiful young actresses aren’t overly sexualised, as you’d expect for a horror. I’d be interested to see what the remake did with this film’s material. 

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