Film Reviews by porky

This looked like it was gong to be interesting and quirky in a similar way to The Lobster but it was sadly, actually really Very Boring.

Very slow, very little happens and people handle a few Worms . Dont bother watching it , it really doesnt deliver .

4 very disappointing stories. all begin with promise, but sadly fizzle out before they reach the end.Could have been good but for some reason the Directors decided to not Bother adding any interest or twist to their segments ..Best part of this movie is the short Animated sections between the stories.

Still have No idea why 31....but really matters very little .

As with ALL Rob Zombies movies, ALL the participants are incredibly unpleasant so it is very hard to Root for anyone on Either side.

Good or Bad ? ...surely BOTH sides are Bad , they All seem like Assholes after all.... so it doesnt much matter who lives or who dies .

Several People Die...the End .

Sadly NOT as Stylish a Movie as I was hoping for from the Artwork.

Sex and Murder Addicted Nurse. Kills and Sexes Everywhere she goes.

She has a Particular thing for Cheating Married Men.

A Re-do of an old Twilight Zone episode called 'Button Button'.

Interestingly extended version of the old morality tale,'Press the Button and get Rich, BUT, Someone will Die ' ,including all kinds of Other Worldly involvement ,Aliens? Afterlife?

Great story,Entertaining and well worth more than the one watch.

OMG ...What a ride .What Imagination ......

I Absolutely LOVED this move soo much I have just Purchased it .

It is Completely Bonkers .

A Modern Day 'Robinson Crusoe' who finds a washed up and Dead ,Man Friday his Salvation.

Probably not for Everyone but if Farts make you giggle , and Wiggling Willies,Bare Bums and talking about Masturbation doesnt Shock you rigid ,then the idea of using a Dead Guy that Farts as a useful tool to do all kinds of things including Cutting Wood, Hammering nails,Firing Bullets,Starting Fires,Collecting Water ,Company and even possibly fall in Love maybe just for you ?

A Movie you wont have seen Anything even slightly like before .

Worth more than the one watch , I loved it and I think anyone with a sense of the Bizarre will also .

Slightly Wooden Horror tale about Sleep Paralysis and Nightmares .Sleepwalking and Dark Shadowy Figures.

Not a Bad move but a few bits let it down for me ,

Firstly Sylvester McCoy is hard to take seriously in a serious Horror movie after being such a bad comedic TV Dr Who in the past . and for some reason the lead actress is made to be as stupid as possible. How someone that Works in Sleep Research ,Investigating peoples Nightmares and Sleeplessness and Grew up with a Brother that suffered Night Terrors ,had Never heard of Obvious Nightmare stories from History and Folklore about Shadow People or Night Hags and had to look them up on Google ??? Sorry but did she even pay attention at Sleep Research school ?

Other than that ,an averagely enjoyable movie. not sure it is worth a second watch, but certainly a single watch .

Enjoyably Fun Black Comedy where anyone Pre-Puberty succumbs to a Zombie Virus from Locally Farmed Chicken Nuggets .

Gorey,Violent,Gross and Funny . well worth a second watch .

Easily one of the FUNNIEST BLACK COMEDIES I have seen in a Long while.

Starts off looking like a Family Movie ,Good Natured and Romantic and ends like a Blood Splattered Serial Killer Movie.

Well worth a second watch ,im actually off to buy it on ebay .

Entertaining and a Really Interesting story idea behind the movie ,Sadly it just didnt come to fruition.

The idea of Taking the Rooms of Crime Scenes and constructing a House from all the different tainted Rooms is an interesting one and could have made an excellent Movie, This not being that im afraid to say.

As always the Heroine is Annoyingly Stupid and does exactly what you and everyone knows she shouldnt do on every single occasion, She is supposed to be a well educated,smart young woman journalist, one wonders where she kept that intelligence as it clearly wasnt in her head !

The Sidekick /ex boyfriend /Cop was like some bad Film Noir ,Philip Marlow Crime /Comedy Character . and couldnt be taken seriously at all.

Poorly used great idea, that could have been Far Better if handled right ,but very Watchable and Entertaining .

Certainly not worth a second watch. enjoy it once and forget .

For a Movie with 2x different endings ( the second one appears half way through the end Credits, so you could miss it unless you watch out for it....) BOTH were pretty meaningless and deeply disappointing...... The First ending felt like it was about to have a Wicked Twist surprise but it didnt ,and the second was just pretty pointless....dont really know why they tagged it on at all?

The movie begins with a complete Jerk at a warehouse Party,clearly dodgy and about to ruin some pregnant womans life further and then it turns into 'The Ritual' Buddies in the Forrest movie for a bit before becoming something far less interesting and then later still deeply pointless.

Its not a completely BAD movie , but the Ending/Endings really let it down hugely .

Art the Clown is Creepy as Hell, He was incredibly Terrifying in the short bits he filled between stories in 'All Hallows Eve #1' but in this he is a bit Dull..... I guess we get too much of him ,and his silence becomes a bit deafening.

Yes it is Gorey ,Yes it is Threatening as any Slasher Movie, but I think we lost the 'Terrifying Art the Clown' somewhere along the way .....

Worth seeing if Gore is your thing ,but its not as good as 'All Hallows Eve' sadly .Shame as I had High hopes for it .

Q, How to make a Sci-Fi Movie look Passable without any Budget for Special Effects ? ...A, Make the Invading Aliens Look Exactly Like us ! ...BORINGLY DULL. not a lot happens,not a lot of interest anyway. but if you count the times she drops the Damn Teddy Bear it makes an interesting game until it finishes.

Funny movie ...for about 10 minutes ,then it gets really boring, Its just the same joke over and over .. Looked fun, but actually became pretty Tedious after a while , i fell asleep before the end .

Sadly Cinema Paradiso didnt list this as a Documentary, they just listed it under Horror...so I wasnt expecting it to be soo Dull.

Very little to say about it really, average documentary about Night terrors/paralysis ,Shadow people,Alien visitations ...

Not at all realistic seeing as they all come across as mad .mentally ill ,attention seeking or damaged.