Film Reviews by porky

What If Superman was a Psychopath ? .....well you would have Brightburn .

Interesting alternate story of the Alien Child growing up in a Loving Mid Western Childless Family the same as Clarke Kent ,Only This Child is Not a Force for Good.

Super Hero or Super Serial Killer ?

It doesn't take much to be One or the Other ,just the internal workings of a Specific Child's Mind , Nature or Nurture ? or Alien PreProgramming

Entertaining Horror /Superhero Cross over .

A Very Much ,Often Seen ,Basic Zombie Apocalypse Movie, Wake up after a Party ,The Only Survivor on the Planet .

Sadly the Only Survivor is a Complete Twerp.

Spent Most of the Movie Shouting Obscene things at him through the screen.

Found Him Too Irritating to Enjoy the Movie tbh .

Why is it Modern Horror is Full of Ignorant Idiots doing Stupid Things that make Their and Everyone Else's Lives a Misery ?

Interesting Concept,sadly filled with Stupid Characters that couldn't even tie their own shoelaces .

I guess that is the message here , We, Mankind, are Ignorant which is Why We Destroy Everything .

Good enough Set,Costumes,Location, Special Effects,Acting etc..Infact all rather Excellent, just sadly a pair of Imbecile Characters letting it down .

Strange trip through the life of a Serial Killer ,From Beginning to End .

Cross between 'American Psycho' ,'Henry,Portrait of a Serial Killer' and 'Man Bites Dog'.

Gruesome , Grim , Blatant and Unapologetic in its Honest Nastiness following close behind a Self Confessed Psychopath .

I Enjoyed it but I wouldn't ever bother watching it again. See it to Experience it. Great and Nightmarishly Believable Effects .

Entertainingly Silly. Following on from part 1 that Ended with an invasion of Aliens .

Well things only get Worse ....or Better ,Depending on your Idea of Lego Play .

Sadly I didn't get to see the Ending of this movie, But Both Discs sent me Stopped at the same point in the story ,Maybe it was supposed to...That is Creepy.

Up until the point the movie stopped it was a Very Good and Creepy Murder Mystery/Thriller .

a Neighbour acts Creepy.

Across town are Unsolved Murders .

Bodies of Long Dead people, believed missing, have come to light within their 'supposedly empty' house .

Who is the man seen in the neighbours garden ?

who is this New Neighbour of the ex police detective that is acting so strangely ?

Will I Every Find Out ? I don't know .... but it was worth trying .

I thought this was Great Fun.

8 Hours in which to get Revenge for loosing your Job.

A Company and all its Employees are Quarantined for 8 hours whist a 'Rage' inducing Infection has broken out in the building of a Law Firm .

Knowing the Rage Infection leaves you Free from Prosecution ,being that this Law Firm proved it in court previously in a Murder case .Anything goes without Guilt or Conviction for 8 Hours !

Management are Safely Locked in their Top Floor Offices as Disgruntled Ex Employee and Soon to be Evicted Tennant of said Company try to get upstairs to exact revenge before the quarantine times out.

Picture something similar to the 'Belko Experiment' but with more Humour

I Love Anthology Movies and this is no exception.

A Great Mix of Stories inter woven to make Halloween feel like it should ,Creepy ,Fun and Spine Tingling .

Very Entertaining , I've seen it before but still never remember all the bits clearly .so its always Fun to watch again and again each year .

Never get tired of an Anthology because they have something for everyone in them .just like a favourite book of short stories .

Bratty Teenager wishes her Mother Dead and Conjours up a demon to do the deed.

Next day she has a rethink and Wishes she hadn't done it , realising her Mum is a Good Mum after all .

Too Late ,You Get What You Wish For , Hideous Girl sadly survives the movie ,Innocent People Die .

Low Budget ,Entertaining enough but doesn't really go anywhere of great interest .

Low Budget but still Entertaining Slasher Movie. Slightly Irritating Teens go to Halloween Fun Park and one by one get picked off by Serial Killer .

Great Fun, OK Characters, Interesting enough Story. No Real Twists in the Tale ,it is basically what it says on the tin. Halloween Slasher Movie.

Fun Theme Park, would love to go there myself at Halloween.

Good New Version in the Slasher Genre .could easily have future sequels .entirely watchable .even more than the once .

Low Budget but still Entertaining Slasher Movie. Slightly Irritating Teens go to Halloween Fun Park and one by one get picked off by Serial Killer .

Great Fun, OK Characters, Interesting enough Story. No Real Twists in the Tale ,it is basically what it says on the tin. Halloween Slasher Movie.

Fun Theme Park, would love to go there myself at Halloween.

Good New Version in the Slasher Genre .could easily have future sequels .entirely watchable .even more than the once .

Gay School kid stands for Prom Queen in a Nasty ,Bigoted School where he has been Abused,Bullied and Beaten till he needed Hospitalisation. and Changes a whole Schools View of Gay people.

He is actually an insufferable ,Spoiled Twat ,but certainly doesn't deserve beating to a pulp for it.

Yes he was a Brat but Bigotry is Always Wrong.and in the end Everyone Changes even He does.

Ahh warm feelings inside from everyone.

Quite a sweet film in the LGBTQ Genre but not the best of its kind. really just an update of the same old movies made over and over again since My Beautiful Launderette appeared 30+ years back.

An Insufferable bunch of High School Girls becomes the Brunt of Hate for an Entire Town after an Internet Hacker releases Everyone's Private Business online.

Suicides ensue, People loose their lives and livelihoods, Careers ruined, Politicians taken down ,and Lies Abound all over Town about Everyone Living there .

The Townsfolk take Justice into their own hands and a Public Lynching Ensues.

All Out War is the Outcome .People Die .people Get Even,Things Get Messy.

Slow to get into ,Irritatingly Slapable Characters that almost ask for what they get

....But NOBODY Deserves to be Murdered ,Raped,Beaten,Hanged,Water Boarded,Drowned,Shot,Degraded ...Do They ?

Vicious Movie showing How Low the Human Animal can go .

Out of Control when a Crowd gets Angry. Frighteningly Real in Today's Far Right Leaning Times.

A Lot of Women being Degraded in this movie buy Sexist Pricks ,But Thankfully they get their Own Back by the End !

Seriously Bad Story,Script and Acting . Bigger Budget might have made this a better movie but I doubt it .

We basically have a Haunted Camper Van. once owned by a Serial Killer . that is still Killing .

Everyone in it is Stupid as Fu@k and wouldn't have been killed if they hadn't been Total Morons .

Fun to watch ONCE only. not worth a second viewing .

Not the Worst Horror Movie I've ever seen but it comes closest to the Dumbest .

Picture 'Hills Have Eyes' only with the Camper Van doing everything and not the cannibals .

Pointless Remake of a Movie that Failed to give all it could have in the first place and Doubly so in this case .

Entertaining enough. but such irritating people . and Useless Parents that they hold a children's Party right next to a Murderously Dangerous Road .

Eye Rollingly idiotic .