Film Reviews by JC

I'm a big Sci-Fi fan, and a Bruce fan, too. 'Sixth Sense', the 'RED' couplet, and, of course, the 'Die Hard' films plus many more. All of them were/are great viewing, often pure testosterone-fuelled escapism stuff. Something to watch whilst consuming copious amounts of alcohol along with assorted carbs.

But oh, Dear Me. What the actual f did I just waste my time watching? Why did I continue watching it? I don't know. I suppose I was waiting - hoping, even - for the great BRUCE to make an appearance. Alas, it was not meant to be. This was worse, far worse, than the disappointment I felt with the abortion that Paul Verhoeven made of 'Starship Troopers'.

I feel most sorry for the other members of the cast. If ever there was a 'career killer' film, this is it.

Don't waste your money people. Spend it on a re-release of 'Sound of Music'.

(I'll retract my 'title'. I understand that Bruce was diagnosed with aphasia at about the time this film was released.)