Film Reviews by SL

Like no slasher movie youve ever seen. Yes! Let this be the only movie like this coz it is dire.the director thinks if he holds the shot for ages his film will be the next Goodfellas , that scene in the bar done in one shot was all in one shot AND visually captivating ,In this movie the shots are dull dull dull and held way too long then the director puts the cocked hat on it in a camp fire scene shot carousel style that goes round and round and bloody round .At which point wed had enough and turned it off.Unfortunately our other movie turned out to be Sasquatch Sunset which went off after the scene where bigfoot uses a tortoise as a mobile phone and its meant to be funny !! Dire.

We only lasted 10 mins then bailed god its slow and dull dull dull !!! Maybe ill give it another go tonite, didnt realise Eisenberg was in it.