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Stage Mother

Cheesy Drama

(Edit) 16/02/2022

A cliched clash of culture story with homophobia as the central theme. A conservative Texas church choir conductor inherits her estranged son's gay drag bar and overcome with grief and guilt she embraces it and its staff and customers. Jackie Weaver uses all her screen panache as Maybelline, a wisecracking woman who battles her homophobic husband and learns all about a different culture albeit too late for her son who has died. The story is all too obvious and cheesy to hold one's attention for long although Lucy Liu is good as a single mother that Maybelline befriends.

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Clear and Present Danger

Super Spy Action Film

(Edit) 15/02/2022

It's easy to think of James Bond, Jason Bourne or Ethan Hunt when considering action spy films and easy to forget Dr Jack Ryan, the CIA analyst and academic who has appeared in several films and a TV series after being a character in several novels by Tom Clancy. Whilst Ryan is the thinking mans espionage hero he does get himself embroiled in some very racy action at times especially in this film. Harrison Ford is arguably the best remembered actor to have played him having done so twice along with Patriot Games (1992). Here he's been promoted to Deputy Director of Intelligence after his boss becomes seriously ill. This coincides with the discovery that a drug cartel has murdered a family who were close friends of the President (Donald Moffat). In an emotional rage the President orders action against the cartel and an illegal covert military operation is commenced. Jack is kept in the dark but soon suspects something is amiss and very quickly becomes caught up in the political intrigue and has to risk his life to stop it. The set pieces here are excellent especially a street ambush in Columbia and Ford plays Ryan as a liberal minded family man and patriot but who won't stand for law breaking even if it's from the very top. The support cast is great including Willem Dafoe as a covert operative and James Earl Jones as Ryan's ailing boss. Overall this is a superb thriller full of conspiracy, murder and politics intermixed with gritty action. It's probably the best of the Jack Ryan cinematic outings and you don't have had to watch any of the other films to enjoy this.

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Clash of the Titans

Wonderful Fantasy Adventure

(Edit) 14/02/2022

Based on the stories from Greek mythology this is a magical family fantasy film that has monsters, witches, a hero and a beautiful princess all overseen and controlled by the capricious and lustful gods led by Zeus (Laurence Olivier). This is the story of Perseus, a handsome hero, who happens to be the son of Zeus. Proud and protective Zeus gets into a feud with his fellow god, Thetis (Maggie Smith), all because he deformed her own son. In revenge Thetis plans to sacrifice Perseus' love, the Princess Andromeda (Judi Bowker) to the Kraken, a monstrous sea creature. Perseus sets off to rescue her but he must deal with some very dangerous witches and the evil Gorgon, Medusa, whose head holds the key the killing the Kraken. The story mixes green mythology with titbits of Shakespeare and even capitalises on the popularity of Star Wars by adding an R2D2 type character, which will either amuse of annoy although your children will love it. For film fans this is the last film of veteran visual effects maestro, Ray Harryhausen, who pioneered and made a career from stop/motion effects before the arrival of CGi. So whilst the effects here may seem somewhat dated they do represent what was then state of the art. For anyone who grew up watching these films they are a great reminder of being enthralled by cinema. Additionally it has a simply fantastic cast that includes Ursula Andress, Tim Pigott-Smith, Claire Bloom, Burgess Meredith, Flora Robson, Siân Phillips and Donald Houston. Here's an adventure film that is worth rediscovering and trying out on your children (although be advised this has some gritty and scary scenes and a little bit of nudity!). This was remade in 2010 but in my view it's not a patch on this original version.

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Death on the Nile

Stale Whodunnit

(Edit) 12/02/2022

Kenneth Branagh's follow up to his 2017 new adaptation of Murder On The Orient Express is a disappointing film, a rather stale and routine whodunnit that feels more an extended episode of the Agatha Christie styled TV series Death In paradise. It's all very glitz and pizzazz but the characters are all two dimensional and the use of comedy actors in serious roles is jarring with the expectation they will suddenly do something zany left unfulfilled. The basic plot is that Hercule Poirot (Branagh) has been invited to join the honeymoon party of Simon (Armie Hammer) and socialite Linnet (Gal Gadot) on a riverboat touring the Nile. Also on board is the happy couples stalker Jacqueline (Emma Mackey), Simon's former lover, who is very jealous and keeps making threats etc etc. There's also a host of friends and relatives including Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders and Russell Brand (ie the comedians mentioned above). The film is more concerned with big vista shots of 1930s Egypt than building a credible plot and when people start getting murdered you'll not really care. There's a prologue set in the trenches of the First World War that is impressive but serves only to explain why Poirot has his weird moustache and just when you think the film is over there's a pointless epilogue too. A bit of a letdown that brings nothing new to the whodunnit sub genre, what a shame.

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Chocolat

Magical RomCom

(Edit) 11/02/2022

A captivating and magical romantic comedy that has the essence of a fairy tale to it. It's a sheer delight throughout and challenges religious dogma that morality is governed by banning things rather than embracing the joy's of life. Set in a small French country village in 1959 where the mayor, the Comte de Reynaud (Alfred Molina), ensures a strict moral code is adhered to by the villagers through the local church and preaching the wrath of god. He's a frustrated and unhappy man who dominates everyone to hide his own sadness. He is therefore most unhappy when a strange woman, Vianne (Juliette Binoche) arrives in the village with her daughter and opens a chocolatier, selling the most wonderful delights. Gradually her influence changes the way the local people see themselves and gives them a renewed 'joie de vivre'. When a happy troupe of river folk also arrive with their free-spirited ways the Comte is determined to stamp his moral code back into the community. With its elements of magic and wonder this film leaves you with a warm feeling. It's a lovely story and with a great cast that includes Judi Dench and Johnny Depp. Yet while the film poster etc suggests this is a film about love and relationships it's not one that centres on two main protagonists living happily ever after, it's actually a film about redemption and embracing all that life has to offer for everyone involved. And it works on every level and deserved the award nominations it gained at the Oscars and BAFTAs. A lovely film that can be enjoyed by just about everyone. Check it out if you've never seen it because its a real treat.

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Supernova

Heartfelt & Loving Drama

(Edit) 10/02/2022

A sincere and touching portrait about love and mortality with two lovely, heartfelt performances from Colin Firth and Stanley Tucci. They play couple Sam and Tusker who have been together for decades. Sam is an accomplished pianist and Tusker a published author and they are traveling in the north of England in their battered motorhome visiting friends and family and having some alone time. Tusker has been diagnosed with early onset dementia and they have to face some difficult times ahead. This could have been an overly sentimental drama and occasionally it really pulls on the heartstrings but overall this is a gentle and restrained film, less a story about dealing with dementia as a loving couple trying to decide on the right future outcome for themselves. Firth and Tucci have a touching chemistry that is sweet and gentle and Tucci really nails the quizzical emotions as he struggles with his symptoms. A sad film but told with real heart.

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Chinatown

Mystery Thriller - A Masterpiece

(Edit) 10/02/2022

This is one of those very marvellous films that everyone should make sure they see. It's arguably one of the greatest detective/mystery thrillers ever made and has a story that is so well constructed it's near perfect. The screenplay is often used on University film studies courses to example the way to properly write a script. Mostly though this is a period film, set in 1937 Los Angeles but filmed in a realistic European style, that draws you into the plot that twists and turns keeping you forever guessing what is going on but the clues are well placed if you can spot them. Jack Nicholson, in one of his best roles, is Jake Gittes, a successful private detective who specialises in marital affair cases. He is hired by the wife of the chief engineer of the city's water department who suspects her husband is seeing someone else. Jake takes the case but soon finds he is embroiled in a conspiracy involving deceit, corruption and murder. With a superb cast that includes Faye Dunaway and John Huston (in a really subtle yet very menacing performance) and with the enigmatic title, which is a metaphor for corruption as "you can't always tell what's going on", the film restructures the figure of the traditional film detective as its brilliantly reworks the style of the classic film noirs. The setting of the sun drenched LA in the middle of a drought mixed with political corruption makes for a really compelling story and a real masterpiece of modern cinema.

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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Fantasy Romance

(Edit) 09/02/2022

This cult favourite is the ultimate pop cultured film incorporating everything from rock music, video gaming and above all young love and relationships. It is however surprising how much it appears to have dated and I suppose this is mostly due to the very obviously antiquated video game theme that runs throughout the film. But it still is great fun or it may be as annoying as hell, it's hard to really say because it sort of tips you from one side to the other. There is no doubt though that director Edgar Wright has a unique vision of the High School romance genre with all the angst that comes with young love and the film has a great cast (Michael Cera, Anna Kendrick, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Brie Larson, Jason Schwartzman, Aubrey Plaza and others). This is still worth checking out especially if you've never seen it and an interesting film to revisit if it's been awhile. In short Scott (Cera) is a 22 year old drop out who plays in a rock band who are esperate to be discovered. But when he falls instantly for the sexy and moody Ramona (Winstead) he doesn't bank on having to fight her seven evil ex boyfriends to win her. A funny, fantasy film that has big fans but may just be past it's sell by date.

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Children of Men

Fantastic Dystopian Thriller

(Edit) 08/02/2022

A stunning and really compelling thriller set in a dystopian 2027 UK. The world's societies are collapsing and, for reasons unexplained, the human race has become infertile with no babies having been born in eighteen years. The UK has become an extreme right wing controlled country with forced deportations. Theo (Clive Owen) is a lowly Government clerk, cynical and trying to keep a low profile when he is approached by his ex wife (Julianne Moore), now the leader of a subversive group proscribed as terrorists by the Government. She wants him to help a young woman Kee (Clare-Hope Ashley) to escape to the coast where she will be taken to a sanctuary. Theo is reluctant until Kee's secret is revealed to him. But soon he begins to mistrust the group that claim to be on their side. Portraying a bleak and grimy environment with toned down colour and with an exceptional support cast (Michael Caine, Danny Huston, Chitwel Ejiofor, Peter Mullan, Charlie Hunnam and Pam Ferris) this is a superb film, a fantastic story, littered throughout with religious imagery, which, whilst set in the near future, doesn't attempt to be a sci-fi story, it's a human drama narrative that is very well written and excellently directed. This is one of those films where you can see hints of what society may become but it's also a story of hope. A film that I cannot recommend enough, it's simply topnotch.

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Chato's Land

Brutal 70s Western

(Edit) 07/02/2022

This western from director Michael Winner continues his obsession with death, an obsession he's clearly acquired from Italian westerns especially those of Sergio Leone. Indeed there's a quite obvious homage to Once Upon A Time In the West (1968) and those familiar with that classic should spot it easily enough. This is a harsh, brutal tale of the hunt for Chato (Charles Bronson), a part Apache, after he kills a racist lawman in self defence. The posse led by Jack Palance and including Richard Basehart, James Whitmore, Simon Oakland, Ralph Waite and others are all violent sadists intent on vengeance at all costs. Their hatred for Indians will drive them to rape and murder along the way and thus earn the wrath that Chato unleashes upon them. Like many of the westerns of the 70s this is very violent and lacks the thematic subtlety of others of the period. Having said that it's an entertaining film with the thrust of the narrative being about a group of men who turn upon themselves and it's an interesting example of the 70s western.

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Rare Beasts

Great Romantic Drama with a Difference

(Edit) 06/02/2022

This is a quirky, psychological drama about modern relationships and it's an inspired idea written, directed and starring Billie Piper. In many ways this is a film that plays like an anti romcom, it's darkly funny but treats relationships with a sense of contemporary acceptance rather than a cutesy pie love story. Piper plays Mandy, a single mother with a difficult son, who lives with her cantankerous mother (Kerry Fox). Her dad (David Thewlis) is still around too although he's separated from her mum but steadfastly refuses to leave or indeed contribute to the household all the while saving to move to Thailand. Mandy has a boring job at a media company where she spends her days in meetings where crap ideas are discussed. She accepts life as a meaningless struggle and goes son a date with fellow worker, Pete (Leo Bill), a religious, pompous man who tells her he knows what women really need and want. Mandy proceeds with a relationship with Pete and it comes with a whole host of issues. He's truly awful but in an almost self torturing way Mandy gives it her all. This is exhilarating and clever filmmaking that shuns the typical romantic themed drama, it'll make you laugh and gasp but it's well worth checking out. Lily James cameos in a wedding scene that is a typical romcom one but goes in a completely surprising direction. Recommended.

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Charley Varrick

Top 70s Crime Drama

(Edit) 05/02/2022

This is a neat crime film from the 1970s directed by Don Siegel who made a well respected series of westerns and cop/crime dramas in the 60s and 70s including Coogan's Bluff (1968), Madigan (1968) and Dirty Harry (1971). Charley Varrick has grown in stature over the years and has been cited as a favourite of Quentin Tarantino. Siegel had, of course, used the then big box office star Clint Eastwood in many of his films and so the use of Walter Matthau is an interesting one. Here he plays the worldly wise Charley, an experienced criminal, who along with his wife and two men rob a small New Mexico bank. It all goes wrong when the police show up and Charley's wife is killed but his troubles just get worse when the haul from the robbery is very large indeed and Charley realises they have inadvertently stolen mafia money that the bank was laundering. Soon Charley must use all his wits to outwit both the police and the mob who have sent their chief hitman (Joe Don Baker) to find him and retrieve the money. Matthau was a very versatile actor who could do comedy as well as serious drama and be menacing if needed. He's perfect here as the weary criminal who needs to outfox some serious bad guys and stay out of prison. The film has a good support cast of Siegel regulars including John Vernon and Woodrow Parfrey. The 1970s was the heart of the American New wave and pushed the boundaries in film especially adult cinema and whilst this has nothing compared to the violence seen today this was a gutsy film for its time and well worth seeking out.

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Belfast

Warm Drama About Childhood

(Edit) 04/02/2022
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A remarkable, warm film about childhood and the innocence that comes with it as well as the confusion of watching adults and trying to deal with the emotional conflicts. This is a semi-autobiographical film from director Kenneth Branagh about growing up in the late 60s at the start of the Troubles in Belfast. The film is told through the eye and experience of young Buddy (Jude Hill) the second son to his Ma (Caitriona Balfe) and Pa (Jamie Dornan). They are a protestant family but live in street with a mix of catholics too. Whilst the Troubles forms the backdrop of the film this is more a film about growing up and seeing their world through the bewildered eyes of a child. In that sense it's a nostalgic film which uses it's monochrome cinematography to create that sense of the past. This works extremely well and the film has a warmth while still showing the fear that children feel from experiments with shoplifting to the witnessing of riots and threats from extremists. With a support cast that includes Ciaràn Hinds and Judi Dench as Buddy's grandparents this is a film that really gets to grips with childhood and all the mysteries of life that a child sees. Branagh also rightly indicates the Irish Troubles as a religious conflict that destroyed and changed lives. A really interesting and quite touching film that is worth a trip to the cinema.

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The Outpost

Gung-Ho War Film

(Edit) 04/02/2022

This is another of those modern macho American war films based on real events where a heroic group of outnumbered soldiers overcomes a horde of enemies in this case the Taliban in Afghanistan. It does exactly what it says on the tin, loads of shooting following the usual scenes of immature banter by a group of young men where there is an attempt to introduce the characters. There's too many to remember here even though the film kindly puts their names up on the screen to help. Like all these films the enemy are nameless and just figures in the distance to be shot and/or blown up. This is all a big modern dose of the heroic American holed up in his fort from where he brings civilisation to the wilderness all the while harangued by savages. From an action point of view this does what it says on the tin but character wise it's an empty film and you get the end credit look at the real faces of those that were killed and/or decorated. Scott Eastwood sort of leads the film as the NCO who knows what he's doing but Eastwood is as wooden as ever here. The two interesting characters are Caleb Landry Jones as a soldier who is unpopular but saves the day and Orlando Bloom supports as an officer. There are better films of this ilk, not least of course Black Hawk Down (2001) and the excellent Siege of Jadotville (2016) and I have to say even Michael Bay's 13 Hours (2016). If you like this sort of thing it'll entertain but overall it offers nothing new.

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Riders of Justice

Superb Dark Comedy

(Edit) 03/02/2022

A darkly funny revenge film with the always reliable and good Mads Milkelsen as a soldier, Markus, who returns home after his wife is killed in a train crash. Forever angry he finds it difficult to deal with his grief while trying to be there for his equally distraught teenage daughter. Then three nerdy guys show up who are obsessed with mathematical probabilities and computer hacking and are convinced they have evidence that the train crash was not an accident but a deliberate act in order to kill a prosecution witness who was on board the train and due to give evidence against the leader of a notorious biker gang, the Riders of Justice. This sets Markus on a path of revenge on the gang by any means. With a running theme around coincidences and chance this adult comedy pushes boundaries with it's tale of violence but balances this with laugh out loud scenes mainly from the contrast between the cold mercenary professionalism of Markus and the three geeks who have lots of 'issues'. (If you loved 2008s 'In Bruges' for example you'll love this) It's a strangely life affirming story that is really entertaining and very, very funny.

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