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Blood Diamond

TopNotch Action Thriller

(Edit) 30/10/2021

A first rate action thriller set in West Africa amidst a civil war and international corruption over 'conflict' diamonds. Leonardo DiCaprio stars and proves his action chops as well nailing a character of moral ambiguity. He plays Archer, a former soldier and now diamond smuggler moving illegal diamonds across the various borders at the behest of his old army boss (Arnold Vosloo). When a smuggling trip goes wrong Archer sees way to repay his debts when he hears that a humble fisherman, Solomon (Djimon Hounsou), knows the location of a rare pink diamond he has hidden in the bush. Eventually everyone isa after this diamond and Solomon is searching for his missing family and a son turned child soldier. Archer finds he needs the help of crusading journalist Maddy (Jennifer Connolly) to get across country on the promise he will reveal all he knows about the smuggling networks. With some fantastic action set pieces and a narrative that opens up the debates around western exploitation of African countries for their natural resources, the use of children as soldiers by rebel factions and the plight of refugees this also is a fast paced piece of entertainment. A cracking film with DiCaprio especially brilliant here (and really good at the accent of a former Rhodesian soldier who can converse in the patois language of the rebels). If you've never seen this then I highly recommend it. Great stuff.

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Charlie and Boots

Mild Comedy That could've been better

(Edit) 29/10/2021

This comedy drama from Australia and starring Paul Hogan is a mixed bag affair. It has some great funny moments but the episodic structure means the jokes are hit and miss as the various adventures of the two protagonists are sometimes too hurried and opportunities seem to have been missed. Also the main story veers about so that it you soon lose touch with the theme of the film. It's basically a road movie with recently bereaved husband Charlie (Hogan) grieving for his beloved wife is forced out on the road by his partly estranged son Boots (Shane Jacobson). They are heading north for a long promised fishing trip. Charlie goes very reluctantly and Boots hasn't really planned it well. They get in some scrapes and adventures along the way, some are funny, some are not despite trying to be. It all gets a bit too American with country music clubs and rodeos so that the Aussie brand of comedy is given up on. Hogan's character veers from sad widower to prankster at the drop of a hat and you can never quite shed from your mind that's he's Crocodile Dundee. There's a certain charm to the film at odd moments but overall it's clichéd and a lost opportunity.

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Blithe Spirit

Classic British Farce

(Edit) 29/10/2021

Noel Coward's celebrated play brought to the screen by David Lean is a quintessential English farce with ghosts added in. As you'd expect with Coward's work the script is wonderful with some very risqué lines for the times and the laughs are mostly courtesy of the superb performance from Margaret Rutherford as the batty Madame Arcati. Lean shot the film in a glorious technicolour which was quite unusual for a story that is mostly set inside one house and he also had opportunity to create some special effects that had been impossible on the stage. Controversially he changed the ending much to Coward's annoyance. Rex Harrison stars as novelist Charles who invites the barmy and eccentric Madame Arcati to his dinner party to perform a seance. He hopes to observe the tricks he expects her to use and then use them in a story for his latest novel. But unfortunately for him she manages to summon his dead first wife Elvira (Kay Hammond) much to the annoyance of his current wife, Ruth (Constance Cummings). Getting rid of Elvira proves much harder and she is very jealous of Ruth. Coward sets his story in a class privileged world that would be very real in the 1940s and of great interest to the cinema going public and this gives the film a unique charm even today. It's a very typical British comedy of the time and although it clings to it's stage play origins throughout it's a humorous film that is well worth seeking out and it remains far superior to the 2020 remake.

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Bad Boys for Life

Utter Tripe

(Edit) 28/10/2021

For all its panache, explosions, slo mo gunfire, and bright city car chases this is an action comedy that is all very dumb and very empty. The comedy part is just not funny, it's all strained and poorly written with Martin Lawrence, as the chubby, bumbling half of the cop duo especially struggling to get anything remotely original from the script. Will Smith, no doubt a talent, but with just a clichéd action cop character who can't decide if he's vengeful or righteous. He needs better roles than this nonsense. In this latest instalment of the equally poor earlier films the two Miami detectives are hunted by a woman drug cartel boss and her son over some issue or other from years ago. Lawrence has to be persuaded to go back into action (it doesn't take a lot mind) and then off the merry bunch go a-shooting and a-hollerin' all over the city and down into Mexico. Even the plot twist is like a bulldozer that you'll see crashing towards you pretty easily. This is high production sloppy cinema and one to avoid.

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Brighton

A Horrid Film. Avoid

(Edit) 25/10/2021

Based on a stage play by Steven Berkoff this is an attempt to highlight the social prejudices in modern day Britain and what a failure. It's essentially a foul mouthed attempt at comedy in order to show generational racism, fat shaming, homophobia etc etc. Watching it is a cringeworthy experience. Not bothering to move away from the stage play format director Stephen Cookson sets most of the film on the sea front at Brighton where the four main characters sit and reminisce about their meeting there in the 1950s. Larry Lamb is the raging Teddy Boy who rants on about 'poofs' and 'packs' while his friend played by Phil Davis sits in awe of him. Lamb's wife played by Marion Bailey is a despicable character, a nasty, self pitying glutton and only Lesley Sharp as Davis' wife is given any real depth and a decent story. A film that is all too late and now meaningless and one that leaves a bit of a nasty taste in the mouth. Not worth your time.

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Dune

Epic Blockbuster

(Edit) 24/10/2021

Better entitled Dune Part 1 (that's what you'll see in the opening titles) this is an epic blockbuster of a film and a real achievement from director Denis Villeneuve. Adapted from roughly the first half of the much celebrated novel by Frank Herbert this film is probably best described as Star Wars meets Lord of the Rings for anyone unfamiliar with the complex world in which it is set. Both those series are strong influences here in a science fiction drama set many years in the future where the Universe is governed by an Emperor aided by a number of big Dukedoms. The key to the Universe is a magical spice that allows unlimited space travel and has some mystical qualities. It's only found on the desert planet of Arrakis. The Emperor hands control of Arrakis to the Atriedes family pushing out the brutal Harkonnens, who resent losing their control. Duke Atriedes (Oscar Isaac) suspects political conspiracy in his appointment and his son, Paul (Timothée Chalamet) keeps having strange dreams about the planet and it's people, the oppressed Fremen. Soon the Harkonnens plot their revenge. Here we have a complicated world that involves strange powers, strange creatures, intrigue and various types of peoples. It's intricate, mesmerising and intelligent and the story has plenty of great action. The effects are magnificent and the visuals are powerful especially of the desert world but also the spacecraft and futuristic cities. Superb cast too including Rebecca Ferguson, Charlotte Rampling, Dave Bautista, Zendaya, Javier Bardem and Stellan Skarsgård. Don't be put off by the poor 1984 version, this new one is ambitious, faithful to the novel and epic cinema at it's very best. This is a film that needs to be seen on the big screen where it can be best appreciated.

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Blade Runner 2049

Fantastic, Thought provoking Masterpiece

(Edit) 24/10/2021

If you're a passionate fan of the 1982 original film then this sequel from director Denis Villeneuve will not disappoint. Equally if you love thought provoking science fiction then this is destined to be a classic of the genre. Set 30 years after the end of the first film and the world has suffered a cataclysmic event known as 'the Blackout'. A brilliant but strange scientist, Wallace (Jared Leto) emerged with technology that saved mankind and has been allowed to revive the 'replicant' manufacturing programme although all older models are still hunted down and 'retired' by Blade Runner units. Officer K (Ryan Gosling) on a routine killing of an old replicant discovers a buried box containing a skeleton, the identity of which leads to a potential major crisis for the future of humanity and K must track down Deckard (Harrison Ford) to find the answers. This film creates a wonderful vision of a dystopian future, bleak, weird and dangerous with child slavery, corruption and murder commonplace. In may ways this is a post apocalyptic tale and for fans of the first film there are tantalising links to the original film that reveal clues and interesting ideas as to what is going on. Fantastic special effects and visuals and a great cast that also includes Robin Wright, Ana de Armas and Dave Bautista this is a film to watch carefully because it needs concentration. In many ways it has an arthouse feel and it is certainly an impressive piece of work. Spectacular in my opinion and it will be a cult film.

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The Bee Gees: How Can You Mend a Broken Heart

Interesting Music Documentary

(Edit) 23/10/2021

As music documentaries go this is well worth checking out. The Bee Gees, often remembered only for their contribution to the 'Disco' era via Saturday Night Fever, are actually a much more varied band and have been around since the mid 60s when they had a string of big hits. This is a bittersweet story of sibling discord and rivalry, the perils of fame and regrets as expressed by the only surviving brother Barry. This is a quite sober yet interesting account of the band's ups and downs and has some good contributions from the likes of Eric Clapton, Mark Ronson and Noel Gallagher, who gives some interesting insights into brotherly ego problems. So this is a routine chronological run through of the history of the Bee Gees that reminds you what wonderful songwriters they were. If you love contemporary music then I recommend this even if you might dismiss them as a falsetto voiced disco boys.

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The Last Duel

Big, Brash Historical Epic

(Edit) 21/10/2021

Highly detailed and visually spectacular this epic medieval story is typical of Ridley Scott's flair for the big, historical drama. Essentially this is a rape/revenge tale based on real events and has bloody and tough battle scenes, a great realisation of 14th Century France but is ultimately an unsubtle film. The basic story is of two knights Jean de Carrouges (Matt Damon) and Jacques Le Gris (Adam Driver), friends in the army of their liege lord Pierre (Ben Affleck). But when Jean believes Jacques has cheated him of some precious land they become estranged with le Gris in favour with Pierre to the detriment of de Carrouges. When the latter's wife Marguerite (Jodie Comer) alleges Le Gris has raped her Jean appeals to the King to be allowed trial by combat. This story is told three times from the viewpoint of these three main characters with Marguerite's account left to last and which reveals possibly the truth. These all lead to the titular duel at the film's climax, and it is worth the wait because it's long, bloody and brutal with Marguerite facing being burned alive if her husband loses. There's a few astute observations along the way about class and position that have contemporary resonance and Games Of Thrones fans will delight in some of the more bloody fights and the, perhaps, unnecessary sex scenes. There will be the inevitable criticism over accents but I always forgive this as being irrelevant. Everyone is on top form and Comer especially is very good. This is a film that revels in spectacle and considering some of the subtle themes it's perhaps too blunt but still, for the most part, very entertaining.

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10 Rillington Place

True Crime Thriller

(Edit) 20/10/2021

Based on real events and actually filmed in Rillington Place in Notting Hill before it was finally demolished this tells the story of one of Britain's most notorious serial killers, John Reginald Christie. Richard Attenborough is appropriately creepy as the unassuming former Special Constable who in the late 1940s and early 1950s raped and murdered a series of women possibly even having sex with the bodies. The film focuses on Christie's relationship with the young Evans family of Timothy (John Hurt), Beryl (Judy Gleeson) and their young baby daughter who lived in the flat above Christie and his wife. As a tale of murder this is shocking and even though the film is restrained in what it shows it still manages to be unnerving. Principally this is also a story of a major miscarriage of justice and a condemnation of capital punishment as Timothy Evans was convicted of crimes later admitted by Christie. The scene of his execution was the first realistic portrayal of this on film as the process of hanging in the UK was kept secret for many years (the film had a former executioner as a technical adviser). This is a thriller, a tale of murder, with a courtroom drama as a central part of the story. It's brilliantly acted and directed utilising real locations capturing London of the period very realistically. A superb British true crime story that is well worth seeking out.

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Blackhat

Top Class Thriller From a Top Director

(Edit) 18/10/2021

Directed by Michael Mann this superb cyber crime thriller bears all his stylistic flair, his trademark close ups and nightscape visuals so if you loved his earlier films such as Heat (1995) and Collateral (2004) then I guarantee you'll love this too. It's a shame this slipped under the radar on first release and hasn't been as appreciated as Mann's other films because it really is a tense, carefully constructed crime film with a complex plot that travels from the USA to China to Malaysia and Indonesia. It has some gritty action set pieces action that are very realistic and it keeps you hooked throughout. When a Chinese nuclear power plant explodes the Chinese Security forces discover the computers controlling it had been hacked and a similar attempt was made on a US plant too. Parts of the computer code are discovered in the malware that were written by convicted hacker Nick Hathaway (Chris Hemsworth) who is serving 15 years. Both the FBI and the Chinese realise that only he can help them and bring him out of jail to try and find who is responsible for the attacks and what the motive behind them is. Hemsworth gets to play the flawed action hero here but in a story that is intelligent and interesting as he uses his computer know how to track down the bad guy. The gunplay is fast and exciting with Mann's stylised realism making the scenes very impressive. Most of all this is another of this director's studies of flawed courage and heroism focused on a criminal. A top class adult thriller that I highly recommend.

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Birds of Prey

Weirdly Good Fun

(Edit) 15/10/2021

This spin off from the little loved Suicide Squad (2016) is a wacky and weirdly watchable addition to the DC Universe, who have cleverly discovered there's more mileage in the villains than the heroes in their world. Margot Robbie is perfect as the pop-eyed, grinning Harley Quinn, a psychopath and former girlfriend of The Joker. This film starts with Harley feeling low having been dumped and she is constantly coming up against people she's done bad things to. When a young street girl steals a valuable diamond from über bad guy Roman Sionis (Ewan McGregor) Harley joins up with disgraced cop Renee (Rosie Perez), Dinah (June Smollett), a club singer with a unique power and Helena (Mary Elizabeth Winstead), a woman on a mission of vengeance and they set out to protect the girl and take the bad guy down. The script with voiceover narration, fourth wall breaches and violent yet funny fights is wonderfully in bad taste, crazy and a joy. This is played for adults and for laughs in the vein of Deadpool (2016) with influence of Kill Bill and Sin City thrown in for good measure. Great fun.

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Brother

Unintentionally Funny Yakuza Gangster Story

(Edit) 15/10/2021

An ultra violent gangster film written, starring and directed by Takeshi 'Beat' Kitano in his only foray outside Japan, a move he later claimed to have regretted. It's a bit unclear as to whether this film was intended as a dark comedy but if not it is certainly laughable in places. The set pieces are somewhat clumsy and if it wasn't for the gratuitous bloodshed then this is a film that only teenagers would probably enjoy or those that play violent computer games. Half the time the film is simple and yet often incomprehensible and so it's best to sit back and just watch it for what it is. Kitano is a sort of Japanese Charles Bronson/Clint Eastwood hybrid and his crime films are usually big, bloody shoot em ups, and this is oe exception. Here he plays Aniki, a Yakuza enforcer forced to flee Japan for Los Angeles where he meets up with his small time drug pusher brother. With Aniki's ruthless, violent experience he soon builds a drug empire killing all rivals un til eventually he has to take on the mafia. This plot cues beheadings, stabbings, excessive gunplay etc etc. If it's your thing great but it's all a bit puerile.

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Who You Think I Am

Excellent Romantic Thriller

(Edit) 15/10/2021

This is a very good, twisty romantic thriller starring Juliette Binoche. It explores the perils and pleasures of life online. She plays fifty something Claire, a depressed and disillusioned college lecturer who has been abandoned by her husband who has run off with a much younger woman. She's been in a sexual relationship with a younger man who has 'unfriended' her on social media and on a whim she creates a false online identity of a 24 year old girl she calls Clara and begins a sexually charged relationship with Alex (François Civil). Claire finds she enjoys being Clara more and more and becomes increasingly excited by her interactions with Alex. But she fails to consider how he is dealing with 'Clara' and his confusion as to why she always finds a reason not to meet. The film looks at the fear of getting older and feeling the loss of being attractive to others. Claire's passion is in being Clara although she dreams of a proper relationship with Alex. Binoche's performance is excellent and she captures her characters increasing contradictions between youth and age, passion and obsession, sadness and madness. A really entertaining and interesting film, well worth checking out.

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The Black Windmill

Weak Conspiracy Thriller

(Edit) 14/10/2021

With its overcooked and unnecessarily complicated plot, pointless scenes and an anticlimactic ending this is a weak film in director Don Siegel's canon. This is his first film shot in Europe adapted by Siegel from an average pot-boiler novel. Michael Caine plays Tarrant, an MI6 agent (a character somewhere between his own Harry Palmer and a boring James Bond), who after attempting to infiltrate a subversive terrorist group finds his young son is kidnapped for ransom. His bosses suspect Tarrant is behind the whole thing and he has to unravel a convoluted conspiracy whilst trying to save his son. Of course there's a traitor in the mix and when it's finally revealed who it is you'll not care. It all adds up to a pointless story, which after awhile you'll begin to lose any interest in. There's a host of contemporary English character actors including Donald Pleasance as the MI6 boss with some weird personality traits, Joss Ackland, Clive Revill and others. John Vernon, a Siegel regular, is the nasty kidnapper who gets shot in the balls for his trouble! A critical and box office flop and I can see why.

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