Film Reviews by GI

A film based on a self help book and turned into a narrative romance is a strange concept but here we have one. It's a gushy, predictable story centred around the concept that if you wish hard enough for something you'll end up getting it. Pizza seems to be the main success of this theory here! Katie Holmes plays Miranda, a widowed mother of three struggling to make ends meet. Her former mother in law (Celia Weston) interferes and wants her to get together with local businessman Tucker (Jerry O'Connell) but then a handsome stranger, Bray (Josh Lucas) shows up. He has a some secret that involves Miranda but she is unaware of this as attraction between them grows. The trouble is that for a dreamy romance Lucas' Bray is unintentionally a bit creepy, full of wisdoms he keeps imparting and no one calls him out on them. There's a slight and pointless drift into religion at one point no doubt to please the bible thumping Americans who won't buy into the film's philosophies otherwise. It's all a bit too slushy for it's own good and by the end will elicit a groan from the discerning film viewer.

Ridley Scott's epic gangster film is one of the best crime films since The Godfather (1972). It's a rise and fall story as well as a police procedural and loosely based on true events it's marked by two top performances from Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe. It's really a simple story and oft told in crime cinema of a ruthless criminal and the dedicated detective who hunts him down. In Scott's hands it's a richly detailed and a visual delight recreating New York in the early 1970s, essentially a character study, interspersed with violence and an array of really interesting personalities and performances. Washington plays Frank Lucas a black criminal who rises through the ranks of the New York heroin trade by buying direct from South East Asia, using corrupt soldiers in Vietnam to ship it to the US and selling at a higher purity to push out his rivals including the mafia. His nemesis is Richie (Crowe), a detective who hates the endemic corruption in the police who, using good old fashioned street techniques, brings him down. Along the way he has to deal with his bent colleagues portrayed here by Josh Brolin. The cast is impeccable and includes Chitwel Ejiofor, John Hawkes, Idris Elba and Cuba Gooding Jr. This is a big story, superbly well told and whilst it plays fast and loose with the actual events it is a riveting crime drama of greed, corruption, racism and dedication and deserves to be in the ranks of the great gangster films of the last 25 years.

A typical addition to the Marvel Comic oeuvre culminating in the usual big battle destruction of famous landmarks. Tom Holland has a neat charm in the character but this film lacks the spark that previous MCU films have in abundance. Here we have a new baddie, a teen romance, oodles of CGI and not much else really. Peter Parker (Holland) heads off to Europe on a school trip pining over his love MJ (Zendaya) but the irrepressible Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) needs Spider-Man as all the other heroes are either dead or unavailable to deal with some other worldly monsters that keep turning up. It all turns out that Jake Gyllenhaal is behind it all and has to be put down. There's the usual end credits sequence to set up for the next instalment so let's hope there's an injection of something new. Or at least bring back Tony Stark!!

Heavily influenced by Sergio Leone and clearly homaging both Rio Bravo (1959) and Night of the Living Dead (1968) this crime thriller has become a cult favourite and it's one of director John Carpenter's best and most famous films. Stylish, great fun and with so many iconic scenes and lines this has an unknown cast (only Henry Brandon who was Scar in John Ford's classic The Searchers is recognisable), a great story and is full of unique action. The story is essentially a siege narrative. Set on a balmy summer evening in a Los Angeles ghetto just after the police have ambushed and killed a group of gang members. Swearing revenge the gangs converge on a small, isolated police station commanded by new police Lieutenant Bishop (Austin Stoker) and besiege it. Bishop is only helped by a secretary (Laurie Zimmer) and notorious convict Napoleon Wilson (Darwin Joston). This is a great action film and for a low budget one it's packed with detail and utilises a sparse script that still manages to tell a tense story and draw great characters. The main attack on the station by the gang armed with silenced automatic weapons is fantastic with the building being decimated by silent gunfire. It's a memorable set piece and the film also boasts a highly shocking moment that will make you gasp! This film was unnecessarily remade in 2005 but this first one is a real classic of 70s cinema and it's one of those films everyone should see at least once.

This spy thriller is very convoluted to the point of it being incomprehensible. It's a clear attempt at making a John Le Carré style story but without using the source material. That was a risk and it doesn't pay off because even though Ben Kingsley, channelling a George Smiley vibe, tries to add some gravitas here this is so confusing and unnecessarily so. Much of the twist and turns and double crosses can be worked out beforehand and by the end leaves you feeling there was no point to it all. Kingsley is the ageing, ill yet experienced Mossad agent, Adereth, based in Belgium where he's looking into a chemical company selling dangerous chemicals to Syria who make biological weapons out of them. Mossad are wary so send young agent Daniel (Itay Tiran), who happens to be the son of Adereth's late best friend, to watch over the older man. Meanwhile Adereth begins a relationship with a beautiful doctor (Monica Bellucci), a committed environmentalist, and who, despite his declared love he decides to use to help him. Of course no one is who they appear to be and no one trusts anyone. It's all very implausible and although allegedly based on a true story, the story never really grips. A shame really as there's arguably a good story in here trying to get out but it's far too murky to be enjoyable, it lacks action and excitement and overall is a tad boring.

What appears to be a cumbersome title actually reflects the type of title that the dime novels of the American 1880s often used and identifies how this film is to be seen. The name Jesse James will conjure up recollections of outlaw westerns whereas this film is more accurately a historical drama more like a period film. It is a real masterpiece. Filmed and constructed like an epic poem it is both visually beautiful and a striking character study with two flawless central performances from Brad Pitt and Casey Affleck. It tells the story starting with the infamous Blue Cut train robbery in Missouri carried out by Jesse James (Pitt) and his older brother Frank (Sam Shepard) who have gathered a motley bunch of relations and local drifters into a gang including Bob Ford (Affleck), who idolises Jesse, and his brother Charlie (Sam Rockwell). After the crime the gang is dispersed but Jesse, increasingly paranoid, begins to visit each of them to see who has remained loyal. Affleck plays Ford as a snivelling wannabe and Pitt is menacing, enigmatic and riveting as the sociopathic Jesse. Director Andrew Dominik films this as a mix of myth, legend and history often depicting scenes through blurry windows to simulate vagueness almost like a dreamworld. There is sudden and realistic violence too but this is a film about a time, about a story and how it becomes confused and mysterious. It's also a story of friendship, disloyalty and hero worship. It maybe a little slow for anyone who just wants action but this is a remarkable piece of cinema and deserves to be seen for what it is. A genuinely clever, stylish and quite compelling drama. The support cast are all on top form and include Jeremy Renner, Mary Louise Parker and Zooey Deschanel and the soundtrack is by Nick Cave. This is a really special film and well worth your time if you've never seen it.

Watchable and at times very entertaining romcom about a young man and his difficult relationship with his father all made good by love in the sun with a beautiful woman. Micheál Richardson plays Jack, in the throes of an uncomfortable divorce and shocked when his ex informs him she's selling the London art gallery that Jack manages. Desperate to buy it Jack convinces his curmudgeonly artist father, Robert (played by Richardson's real life dad Liam Neeson) to sell the Tuscan villa inherited by them when Robert's wife & Jack's mother died years ago in a car accident. This cues a family crisis as the two have to travel together to the rundown villa, repair it and generally try to heal the rifts between them. Of course disillusioned Jack finds love in the beautiful landscape and all ends well for everyone. The trouble with this film is the clumsy script and the character arcs that are all predictable and unrealistic. Neeson's Robert goes from womanising bohemian to guilt ridden father and grief stricken husband in a flash. You know its coming but its all too hurried and unsatisfying. Some characters are underwritten and drift into the narrative but then quickly disappear. There's plenty to like here though and the film is very much like A Good Year (2006), but it has laughs and frustrations in equal measure. By the end you're desperate for a full on happy ending but you don't quite get it which leaves the film feeling a little underdone.

A ridiculous, clichéd time travel thriller that is slow, laborious, utterly daft and a waste of your time. Anthony Mackie and Jamie Dornan play two street tired paramedics who identify that a new synthetic drug hitting the streets of Ne Orleans is causing horrific deaths and injuries with those silly enough to take it. Dying of cancer Mackie discovers the drug takes you back in time for seven minutes and when Dornan's daughter goes missing after a try of the drug good ol' Anthony, after several attempts, heads back to find her. Yes it's as silly as it sounds. A waste of talent and time. I've given up the 100 or so minutes of my life here so you don't have to!

This is an enigmatic, intellectual science fiction drama that has a complicated structure and story but is a thoroughly rewarding film even though it may take you awhile to unravel what has taken place. In many ways this can be viewed as a companion piece to Christopher Nolan's Interstellar (2014) where the issue of time and our perception of it as linear is questioned. Where Nolan's film focused on gravity Arrival is concerned with language and the theory that our perception of the world and reality is influenced heavily by language. Amy Adams plays Louise, a linguist expert, who is tasked with trying to translate the language of an alien species that has arrived on Earth at twelve key locations around the world. Louise discovers that the aliens, which are a sort of huge octopus type creature, have a language that is circular in structure and that they have arrived to give humanity a gift that will be needed to help the aliens thousands of years in the future. The film is structured with different timelines taking place simultaneously and this is essential to the film's narrative and the ability to understand it. Director Denis Villeneuve has crafted a really intriguing and thought provoking film here, a film that demands discourse and debate. Villeneuve is also a master at creating atmosphere and his use of bleak tones, wintry and dank landscape with an ominous music score really makes the film very impactive. This is adult cinema at it's very best, a film I cannot recommend high enough.

A dignified and composed biopic about Marie Curie and her ground breaking discoveries of radiation and the elements radium and polonium for which she won two Nobel Prizes. Rosamund Pike plays Curie as a somewhat stern, although with hidden passion, scientist battling the patriarchal establishment exemplified in a strong cameo from Simon Russell Beale. The story is adapted from a celebrated graphic novel and covers Curie's relationship with her equally brilliant husband Pierre (Sam Riley), whom she is suspicious will take the glory of her discoveries but who she also passionately loves. The story is told with respect in a fairly standard period biopic structure although the addition of scenes in the future of the bombing of Hiroshima, the US nuclear testing and the Chernobyl disaster linked with the use of radiation for cancer treatment breaks this up into something that makes the film more interesting. Especially good is the addition of Curie's involvement in the First World War and the introduction of battlefield x-ray machines. A respectful portrait of an important woman of science, a Polish emigré, who found her key place in the world despite the obstacles constantly put up against her. Worth checking out.

America saves the world.....again. Only here it's done with real panache in a thoroughly entertaining adventure epic, pure hokum but genuinely good fun. It's unashamedly a flag waver, although the Russians get a look in although treated comically. Indeed the entire film is one big comic book story especially in the characters. There's some misfires along the way especially Steve Buscemi's sex pest redneck played as a harmless funny guy but who is actually very sleazy and the need to have machine guns in space! The bringing of these two things together at one point is really pointless. The story is essentially a disaster film narrative set in the science fiction genre where a massive asteroid ("the size of Texas") is detected heading towards Earth. The US heads the mission to destroy it which involves landing on it, drilling a big hole in it and blowing it up with a nuclear bomb. The trouble is they need drilling experts and pick on Bruce Willis and his crew of n'er do well redneck oil riggers to do the job. The film has some great set pieces and tense action scenes, a touching romance smack in the middle (with Liv Tyler & Ben Affleck), a great theme song from Aerosmith, and has laughs, scares and brilliant special effects. It's also implausible, preposterous, riddled with mistakes and daft but cinema often gives us a piece of pure entertainment that just thrills and satisfies. This fits that description perfectly. Great cast too including Billy Bob Thornton, Keith David, Jason Isaacs and Owen Wilson. Just right for a relaxing afternoon in front of the TV.

A family friendly addition to the DC comic book universe, where usually only violent and dark films ensue but here we have an overly long but enjoyable jape with plenty of laugh out loud moments. This is a superhero genre film played for laughs, a little clichéd but still very entertaining. The story is fairly genre basic and predictable with a young streetwise kid, Billy (Asher Angel), placed in foster care but who keeps getting in trouble. He is selected by an ancient wizard (Djimon Hounsou) to wield powers to fight a team of nasty demons who congregate together in a super baddie played by Mark Strong, who is clearly having fun but does this sort of thing standing on his head. When Billy says 'Shazam' he transforms into the adult hero who finds he has powers and can buy beer! It all culminates in the usual big punch up with masses of destruction and full of jokes about super powers and the genre in general. This is good fun and can be enjoyed by the whole family so it's well worth an evening's viewing. (There's a scene mid end credits so don't switch off too soon!)

A fantastic, tense and thoroughly entertaining drama based on the real event that captured the attention of the world in 1970. This tells the tale of the ill fated Apollo 13 mission to the moon, which took place at a time when public interest in the missions was waning and there was increased criticism of the money being spent on the US space program. If you've never seen this film or are unfamiliar with what happened then this will be a real exciting treat. The cleverness of this film is that if you've seen it and know the outcome it remains a real thrill ride. Tom Hanks plays astronaut Jim Lovell, an experienced man who had been on three former space missions and was assigned to command Apollo 13 and his first trip to the moon. With his fellow crew members of Fred Haise (Bill Paxton) and Jack Swigert (Kevin Bacon) they are unprepared when a routine check on board results in a small explosion and the ship crippled. The film follows the attempts by the ground crew led by the flight director (Ed Harris) and an astronaut, grounded with suspected measles, (Gary Sinise) to safely get them home. This is a superbly well told story, a tale of courage, ingenuity and devotion. It has some excellent visuals and intermixes archive footage with the action to create a very realistic reconstruction of the events. Hanks as usual nails the dedicated professional and family man who carries the weight of command with calmness and skill. A wonderful film and great family viewing. If you have children who know nothing about this event then this film will educate as well as be a treat.

Apocalypse Now remains one of the finest motion pictures I've ever seen. It provides an experience that is rare in film watching, a sense that you are watching something very special and a film that is much much more than what is on the surface. Set during the Vietnam War this is not really a war film although it has combat scenes, for example the helicopter attack on a small village which has reached iconic status in cinema annals, this is a a story that skirts along the edges of fantasy and mysticism questioning along the way humanity's need for war and conflict and the role of a man's soul. Based on Joseph Conrad's novella 'Heart of Darkness', which is set in Africa and not a war story, this is a story of a journey and concerns burned out special forces Captain Willard (Martin Sheen). Desperate for a mission he is sent on a small river patrol boat, with the four man crew, up a river through hostile territory illegally into Cambodia where he has to find and assassinate the rogue American Army Colonel Kurtz (Marlon Brando). The journey is hazardous in ways unexpected as the men involved have to deal with their inner demons as well as the enemy and the land. There are basically three distinct cuts of this film available, the original Theatrical release, a fuller cut called the Redux version in which all scenes removed for the former cut were reinserted and the Final Cut. It is this last one that is the one to watch. Director Francis Ford Coppola carefully re-edited the film into this cut and in doing so created the film he always intended. It is truly remarkable. As the boat journeys deeper up the river the film takes on elements of a surreal, fantastical story culminating in arriving at Kurtz' 'kingdom'. Coppola's use of light and shadow, colour and mood shakes you into not really knowing what sort of film you're watching. As a consequence it's highly rewarding as it challenges you to understand the themes going on here. In so many ways this is a masterpiece and leaves a deep impression. It's exciting, haunting, enigmatic and quite beautiful. The cast are impeccable. Sheen carries the film, it's his best performance and he's aided by Harrison Ford (in a small role), Albert Hall, Frederic Forrest, Sam Bottoms and a young Laurence Fishburne. But the stand outs are Robert Duvall as the crazy Colonel Kilgore, who leads the attack helicopters, with his love of Wagner, surfing and the smell of napalm; and Marlon Brando as Kurtz, a mesmerising performance and one that you'll not forget - "the horror, the horror". A cinematic masterpiece unequalled since it was first made. A film to savour time and time again and, if it affects you like it has me, a film you'll want to see again and again. It is truly a work of art.

Ambitious low budget scifi thriller that rips off Alien and The Thing, a little too obviously at time, but has some entertaining moments even if it's all a bit lame by the end. The film looks good and for the most part is well directed but let down by a sloppy script and poor characterisation. Hermione Corlfield plays Siobhán, a marine biology student, who joins a fishing trawler run by couple Gerard (Dougray Scott) and Freya (Connie Neilsen) so she can look for anomalies in fish stocks. The crew treat her with some suspicion due to the bad omen of her red hair. But Gerard desperate to get a good haul takes the boat into an excluded area where they encounter a strange parasitic creature that infects the boat. As members become gruesomely affected by this the survivors fall out with one another and rely on Siobhán to find a way to deal with the 'thing'. This falls on the age old cliché of man versus nature and the short running time means the story is rushed to a disappointing conclusion. For anyone who loved Life (2017) or similar then this may amuse as a piece of late night viewing but it's instantly forgotten.