Film Reviews by NW
Welcome to NW's film reviews page. NW has written 2 reviews and rated 6 films.
Solar Impact: The Destruction of London
Not as bright as the title would have us believe...
So, don't be swayed by the title - the sun isn't falling out of the sky and London isn't being "destroyed" by its impact - this is a second (no, third) rate zombie film pure and simple, on the VERY loose premise of solar debris radiation mutation.
It started well from space, then went downhill, looking like someone recorded it on their phone. Was quite surprised it was in 5.1 surround. Just daft. And how many times do the protagonists need to understand they can't save their friends once exposed or bitten. Ugh!
The escape car belonging to one of the protagonists is a lesson in continuity. It's a Ford Fiesta - with an 87 plate on the front, a 07 plate on the rear and a Mitsubishi logoed steering wheel. When the inevitable puncture happens (no spare of course), they show a flat tyre with a Renault centre cap/logo on the alloy wheel. Brilliant!
The only star in this film might have been the sun, but then oddly it wasn't either!
I Spit on Your Grave: Deja Vu
It's not even worth your spit...
No, no, no. Just no! Looks like a weekend film project with no acting skills. Truly awful. Have to give it at least one star, as you can't give zero - but it's not worth any. No stars, just like the cast...