Rent Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)
3.2 of 5 from 87 ratings
1h 32min
Elvira looks amazing, but that's about the only positive here. The script is lame, the direction pedestrian, and the performances are wooden. I get that it's supposed to be camp nonsense, but there just didn't seem to be enough of a sparkle here, and the sub-Carry On humour (most of which revolved around people wanting to get their hands on Elvira's breasts) didn't make me laugh once. Yes, they are amazing to look at, but it's tough to sustain an entire movie on boob jokes alone.
If you are not offended by sheer titilation then you will love this dark comedy. Elvira gets into all sorts of scrapes and it is extremely amusing. It has a bit of blue for the dads as you would expect.