Rent Santa Stole Our Dog (2017)

So bad it's good - Santa Stole Our Dog review by PV

I was going to give this utter tosh 1 star but decided for 1.5 rounded up, simply because it reaches Sharknado-levels of badness. It is so awful in places.

The acting is so wooden on occasion it could be made into a table and chairs - but it seems the director got his mum and other family members parts in it, so that may be te reason. The crony casting does not stop there either. The elf is the son of the film studio doctor, for example.

The plot is so full of holes it could be a sieve - the little girl saying she saw something she cold not possibly have seen, just one example. But one suspects the makers really do not care! Some random Japanese stuff chucked in. Some nonsense re a magnet. I'd love to see the back of a cigarette (or vegan vitamin pill) packet where the original script idea was written!

Utter nonsense from start to finish with some bad songs in musical interludes.

Very odd and the green issues shoe-horned in the final act are toe-curlingly greenie-weenie bandwagon bad.

Occasionally fun and so bad it ls good, in an Ed Wood or Sharknado sot of way.