Cleanin' Eddy's got a lap pool' in bathroom, an office downstairs ("cocooning, sweetie") and buttock shapers down her Gaultiers. But Saffy's on her way home ...
Book dubbin' Mariella Frostrup seems oblivious to the merits of OK! Magazine, but at least Eddy discovers her grandchild will be mixed race - "the Chanel of babies!"
Panickin' Accidentally locked in the "panic room", trout-pout Patsy and Eddy devour the emergency champagne and settle down to watch Saffy on the CCTV.
Huntin', Shootin' and Fishin' "What's that noise, darling? Its driving me mad." "Its silence." Patsy and Eddy are with the country set, looking to kill small
animals and get some "gamekeeper
action".
Birthin' Should Eddy witness the birth of her grandchild or support Patsy (and a Chicago-inspired Katy Grinn) at the hottest night in fashion?
Schmoozin' Down at Abbey Road, Eddy and Patsy reminisce ("You didn't have a favourite Stone... you had them all.") - and meet up with an old flame - Elton John!
Exploitin' Having the baby around brings out the earth mother in Saffy, the demented in Eddy and the werewolf in Patsy... if they can just smuggle the baby out, Jean-Paul Gaultiers up for a shoot.
(Christmas Special) Cold Turkey Eddy's first Christmas at home - a crane's put the tree in place, Bubble's got presents from Bond Street and Patsy's flat out on the floor - and this time its not the Bolly...
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