I would have given this movie a one-star review regardless (since there's no option for zero stars), but now I feel compelled to do so, giving that someone has actually given it 5 stars. I can only wonder what that person must have been smoking or drinking as they watched it.
It's almost November, and this is by far the worst thing I've watched this year. I mean.... I've just sat here for about 5 minutes trying to think of one good thing to say about it.
Special effects: rubbish.
Story: rubbish.
Violence: badly done, and nasty.
Nudity: see under 'Violence'.
It's just dire. So dire that it doesn't even make it into the category of being so bad that it's good/funny. It's not good. It's not funny. It's just dire. Trust me - however dull your life may be, you can still find better ways to spend 81 minutes than watching this drivel.
Awful! Totally agree with the previous review!
I watched 5mins! that was all I needed to see!!