Chiselbury School, according to the prospectus, is an academy 'for the sons of gentlefolk'. Regardless of what the prospectus says, however, the boys are very far from being gentlemen; they are an undisciplined rabble. It is, in fact, a school like no other - anywhere. But Chiselbury's head, Professor Jim Edwards (Jimmy Edwards), is about to put into action a novel scheme to raise the school's profile!