Pirates, What a Carry On: Big Girl's Chest (2006)

Yo Ho Ho's take on a whole new meaning with this nautical naughty starring Eve Lawrence, Harmony and Flower Tucci. 'All Hands on Deck', (but with an 'i') says the tagline - giving a clue to the type of piratical porn that's in store. Substituting the customary piratical booty for the modern, ghetto type, muscular, patch-eyed salty dogs, Brian Surewood and Jean Val purloin every inch of skin they can lay hands on. All the while pneumatic maidens like Brooke Haven, Alexis Amore and Talon romp and pose in corsets, flouncy sleeves and basques, doing their best to lend a period feel. There can be, however, room for only one kind of feel in a production such as this.