Discover the secrets of the pre-match talks between Venables and the England team. Find out what the Queen really said to the German line-up. See how Graham Taylor would have lost it. Enjoy expert commentary from Bjork, Jeremy Clarkson and Keith Richards, Learn and sing along to the Politically Correct Terrace Chants. See a sneak preview of Tarantino's most violent film yet - "Bastards in Short Pants". Share the most secret thoughts of Jean-Paul Gaultier on the romantic side of football. And Not Much More! Except the football. Oh yes.
- "Hee-Haw" Tony Adams
- "We was robbed" The Queen
- "I kiss your penalty spot" The Pope
- "Don't miss this!" Gareth Southgate
- "Fantastic Wembley lawn" Prince Charles
- "Sixty minutes of fantastic football" Des Lynham
- "I cannae agree with that" Alan Hansen
- "The goal-less draws are my favourite bits" John Major
- "Don't buy this. I've got a mate that sells them cheap" Terry Venables
- "I'll have twelve more pints and a pack of porky scratchings" Paul Gascoigne
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