I expected this film to reflect the above review, with copious levels of bodice ripping and nudity. There is some of this but far less than expected and actually I quite enjoyed the film as Its content was far more about the virtually non sexual relationship between Johnny Depp and Samantha Morton, with surprising subtlety on all sides. I also found the film quite genuinely amusing in parts and the scene in front of the French ambassador is worth a star in itself. An enjoyable light hearted romp.
Ghastly, ludicrous, costumed rubbish that even the superb Samantha Morton couldn't rescue and that Johnny Depp and John Malkovich should have known not to touch. Poorly written and silly plot (if it could be called that) a total waste of time. Even Peter Greenaway could have done better.