jorph600's - Rented List
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Richie (Rik Mayall) and Eddie (Adrian Edmondson) are running the nastiest, smellist, most squalid hotel in the world and things aren't going well. The Chef's guzzled all the food, cash is running low and most of the guests have fled without paying! But things are on the up with the arrival of the Nice family, some exotic underwear and the sexy Italian movie star Gina Carbonara (Hélène Mahieu). Richie is soon indulging his passion for panty pilfering whilst desperately trying to impress the fragrant Ms. Carbonara. But with Gina's jilted fiancee in hot pursuit and something decidedly iffy about the fish dinner, Richie and Eddie are going to need a miracle to escape in one piece. - Director:
- Adrian Edmondson
- Cast:
- Rik Mayall, Adrian Edmondson, Vincent Cassel
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Tarot (2024)Horrorscope
When a group of friends recklessly violates the sacred rule of Tarot readings - never use someone else's deck - they unknowingly unleash an unspeakable evil trapped within the cursed cards. One by one, they come face to face with fate and end up in a race against death to escape the future foretold in their readings. - Director:
- Spenser Cohen
- Cast:
- Harriet Slater, Adain Bradley, Jacob Batalon
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The Exorcism (2024)The Georgetown Project
Shot as a movie within a movie, 'The Exorcism' stars Academy Award winner Russell Crowe as Anthony Miller, a troubled actor who is trying to resuscitate his career when he lands the lead role of a priest in a supernatural horror film about an exorcism. As unsettling events unfold, his "lucky break" takes a dark turn. The director (Adam Goldberg), aiming for authenticity, subjects the struggling actor to humiliating treatment, forcing him to confront past traumas and accelerating his decline. Witnessing his suffering, Anthony's estranged daughter (Ryan Simpkins) turns to the film's priest advisor (David Hyde Pierce) for help. Has the pressure of making the film sent Anthony back to his old addictions, or has it opened a portal to something more sinister? - Director:
- Joshua John Miller
- Cast:
- Russell Crowe, Ryan Simpkins, Sam Worthington
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Mill of the Stone Women (1960)Icon / Horror of the Stone Women / The Horrible Mill Women / Il mulino delle donne di pietra
Young art student Hans von Arnam (Pierre Brice) arrives by barge at an old mill to write a monograph about its celebrated sculptures of women in the throes of death and torture, maintained and curated by the mill's owner, the hermetic Professor Wahl (Herbert Böhme). But when Hans encounters the professor's beautiful and mysterious daughter Elfi (Scilla Gabel), his own fate becomes inexorably bound up with hers, and with the shocking secret that lies at the heart of the so-called 'Mill of the Stone Women'. - Director:
- Giorgio Ferroni
- Cast:
- Pierre Brice, Scilla Gabel, Wolfgang Preiss
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The next generation of Griswolds is on the road again for another hilarious, ill-fated family adventure. Following in his father's footsteps, a grown-up Rusty Griswold (Ed Helms) surprises his wife, Debbie (Christina Applegate), and their two sons with a cross-country road trip back to America's "favourite family fun park", Walley World. What could go wrong? - Director:
- John Francis Daley
- Cast:
- Ed Helms, Christina Applegate, Skyler Gisondo
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Revenge of the Blood Beast (1966)She Beast
Philip (lan Ogilvy) and Veronica (Barbara Steele), are honeymooning in the remote village of Vaubrac, Transylvania. After booking into a sleazy guesthouse, the couple encounter Count Von Helsing (John Karlsen), who tells them the town was placed under a curse over 200 years ago, following the brutal execution of Vardella, a grotesque figure accused of witchcraft. The couple plan to leave the next morning - but a mysterious car accident is the catalyst for the return of Vardella and a murderous rampage of revenge... - Director:
- Michael Reeves
- Cast:
- Barbara Steele, John Karlsen, Ian Ogilvy
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"Challengers" stars Zendaya as Tashi Duncan, a former tennis prodigy turned coach married to a champion on a losing streak. Tashi's strategy for her husband's redemption takes a surprising turn when he must face off against his former best friend, who's also Tashi's former boyfriend. As their pasts and presents collide and tensions run high, Tashi must ask herself what it will cost to win. - Director:
- Luca Guadagnino
- Cast:
- Mike Faist, Josh O'Connor, Zendaya
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From Director Rose Glass comes an electric new love story: reclusive gym manager Lou (Kristen Stewart) falls hard for Jackie (Katy O'Brian), an ambitious bodybuilder headed through town to Vegas in pursuit of her dream. But their love ignites violence, pulling them deep into the web of Lou's criminal family. - Director:
- Rose Glass
- Cast:
- Anna Baryshnikov, Kristen Stewart, Dave Franco
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A heist team is hired by mysterious fixer to kidnap the daughter of a powerful underworld figure. They must guard the 12-year-old ballerina for one night to net a $50 million ransom. As the captors start to dwindle one by one, they discover that they're locked inside an isolated mansion with no ordinary little girl. - Director:
- Matt Bettinelli-Olpin
- Cast:
- Kathryn Newton, Dan Stevens, Kevin Durand
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The time is 1920; the place is Mezzera, Egypt, an exotic land of mystery and ancient magic. A routine expedition is about to turn into a violent murderous rampage that few will survive. Renowned archaeologist Sir Basil Walden and his team are on a journey to find the lost tomb of pharaoh Kah-to-Bey. Having ignored warnings of a deadly curse, the expedition unearths the pharaoh s final resting place with horrific consequences. A vengeful spirit has been unleashed and it wants their flesh... - Director:
- John Gilling
- Cast:
- André Morell, John Phillips, David Buck
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Captain Collier (Patrick Allen) and his band of sailors show up to an English coastal town to investigate reports of Marsh Phantoms who ride by night spreading terror to the town. The Captain suspects that the local reverend (Peter Cushing) might be hiding something. Are the phantoms genuine or a cover for illegal smuggling activities? - Director:
- Peter Graham Scott
- Cast:
- Peter Cushing, Yvonne Romain, Patrick Allen
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300 years after the brutal slaying of three women, believed to be witches, the small New England town of Devonsville is rocked by another murder. The woman's death kick starts a cycle of violence against the town's men, which mysteriously coincides with the arrival of three liberal women. Dr. Worley (Donald Pleasence) believes them to be the reincarnation of the wronged women and that vengeance is being sought for the crimes of Devonsvilles forefathers, a bloodline that leads directly back to Dr. Worley. - Director:
- Ulli Lommel
- Cast:
- Suzanna Love, Robert Walker Jr., Donald Pleasence
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Scotland Yard are chasing a murderer responsible for the deaths of three young women in London, where the killer evidently has no apparent motive but appears to be using the ideas housed in Scotland Yard's "Black Museum" as the theme for his murders. Edmond Bankroft (Michael Gougb) is a popular crime writer who uses his own "black museum" as the base for his stories. While Scotland Yard is baffled by the seemingly unstoppable murders, Bankroft seems to stay one step ahead of the murderer's every move. Which leads to the question of whether Bankroft's obsession with the murders goes deeper than professional journalism... But as the string of horrifying murders continue, innocent victims are stabbed, electrocuted, boiled and decapitated and Scotland Yard is left to wonder, is the killer right under their nose? - Director:
- Arthur Crabtree
- Cast:
- Michael Gough, June Cunningham, Graham Curnow
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Funeral Home (1980)Cries in the Night
Young and easily frightened Heather (Lesleh Donaldson) is called to stay with her grandmother in the hopes of helping her turn an old funeral home into a bed-and-breakfast. But strange happenings and unexplained murders around the home quickly make this vacation spot a 'dead-and-breakfast'. It is up to Heather to investigate the eerie and creepy corners of the former funeral home to unlock a decades-old secret. Will she survive long enough to solve the mystery??? - Director:
- William Fruet
- Cast:
- Kay Hawtrey, Lesleh Donaldson, Barry Morse
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Eddie Izzard gives a riveting performance as a reclusive scientist and her murderous alter-ego in Joe Stephenson's gripping re-imagining of Robert Louis Stevenson's seminal horror story. Co-starring Scott Chambers and Lindsay Duncan, 'Doctor Jekyll' channels the sinister paranoia of Hammer's classic psycho-thrillers while still remaining compelling, fresh and contemporary. Troubled ex-convict Rob (Scott Chambers) lucks into the position of carer for the infamous Dr. Nina Jekyll (Eddie Izzard) - a socially-isolated pharma billionaire with a scandalous history and violent mood swings. But Rob is a catspaw in a murderous game being played between two halves of the same mind - and by the time he realises, it may be too late. - Director:
- Joe Stephenson
- Cast:
- Eddie Izzard, Scott Chambers, Lindsay Duncan
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