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Meet Windy Winston (Arturo Gil), Messy Tessie (Susan Rossitto), Foul Phil (Bobby Bell), Valerie Vomit (Debbie Lee Carrington) and the whole outrageous Garbage Pail crew.

When the stinky bunch are let loose in the junk shop of mysterious Captain Manzini (Anthony Newley), young helper Dodger (Mackenzie Astin) finds these grimy new arrivals are just the help he needs to deal with the local bullies. But how can he get them back where they belong now they're free to gross out the world?

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Having left school in the summer the boys have gone their separate ways, most noticeably Jay, who delights in telling the others via email that he is on a 'mental gap year' in the 'sex capital of the world' - Australia.

Neil is desperate to see Jay, and Will and Simon are having such a miserable time at Uni they decide they might as well visit him to see what the fuss is about. Once in Oz, the boys discover Jay's tales of super-stardom in Sydney aren't quite true, but Will sees this as an opportunity to embark on a travelling experience, with cool people who are doing a gap year properly.

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Three young couples set off into the mountains for a weekend of climbing, drinking and lovemaking.

But little do they know that they are stumbling into the terrain of a fearsome predator - a wild man, horrifically burned as a child many years ago in a fire which engulfed his gypsy camp and left only him alive. Now he roams the woods in search of his next human prey.

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Having just left school for good, Simon, Will, Jay and Neil are off on the holiday of a lifetime; two weeks of sun, sea and, who knows, maybe even some sex, with no teachers, no parents and absolutely no idea how to survive on Appalling accommodation. Check. Humiliating attempts to pull girls.

Check. Regrettable misuse of bidet. Check. It's a very real and painfully funny coming of age tale where four boys become men... or at least try to.

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When ace detective Harry Goodman (Paul Kitson) goes missing, his son, Tim (Justice Smith / Max Fincham), and Harry's former Pokemon partner, Detective Pikachu (Ryan Reynolds), join forces to unravel the tangled mystery.

Chasing clues together on an epic adventure through Ryme City, they uncover a shocking plot that could destroy the whole Pokemon universe.

Ben Stiller, Jack Black, and Robert Downey Jr. lead an all-star cast in the outrageous comedy Tropic Thunder. When three of Hollywood's biggest stars head into the jungle of Vietnam to shoot a war movie, they have no idea how real things can get.

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Sinbad (Patrick Wayne), daring sailor and Prince of Bagdad, sets sail towards Charnak seeking permission from Prince Kassim (Damien Thomas) to woo his sister, Farah (Jane Seymour). But Sinbad discovers that Kassim has been placed under a spell by their fiendish stepmother (Margaret Whiting).

To break the wicked spell Sinbad must set forth on a journey unlike any ever traveled. Awaiting him on this perilous voyage is an assortment of beasts beyond one's wildest imagination. Among the creatures encountered are the Minoton, a bronze colossus; a giant troglodyte; a saber-toothed tiger; and an "almost human" baboon.

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Ali Davis (Taraji P. Henson) is a successful sports agent who's constantly boxed out by her male colleagues. After a wild night out with her girls, she mysteriously gains the ability to hear men's thoughts.

With her newfound power, Ali looks to outsmart her colleagues as she races to sign the next basketball superstar, but the lengths she has to go to will put her relationship with her best friends and new love interest to the test. All's fair in love and deal-making...

Experience the thrilling live-action adaptation of the characters and tale you know and love from Disney's animated classic. The cinematic celebration of Disney's 'Aladdin' is "an entertaining magic carpet ride for fans old and new"...

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Heart-pounding suspense meets unimaginable horror in this haunting thriller that will keep you on the edge of your seat! Taylor Schilling stars as Sarah, a mother whose young son Miles' disturbing behavior signals that a dark force has overtaken him.

But the line between Sarah's perception and reality soon becomes blurred when she must choose between her maternal instinct to love and protect Miles (Jackson Robert Scott), and a desperate need to discover the cause of his violent actions.

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Seventeen-year-old Euronymous (Rory Culkin) longs to escape his idyllic middle-class life. Enlisting a clique of fanatical youths - Necrobutcher, Hellhammer and Dead (Jack Kilmer) - he forms the most evil band in the world...Mayhem.

The band soon achieves notoriety for their extreme live shows and the morbid cult that surrounds them, but the dark world Euronymous has created degenerates into a mire of murder and arson when an arch-rivalry with Varg (Emory Cohen), of the band Burzum, spirals out of control.

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This is a spectacular adventure set in mysterious ancient lands inhabited by incredible creatures! Sinbad (John Phillip Law) - Prince of Baghdad and legendary sailor - finds an intriguing map and sets sail for the previously uncharted island of Lemuria with a beautiful slave girl, Margiana

(Caroline Munro), and the Grand Vizier of the land of Marabia. Prince Koura (Tom Baker), an evil wizard who is trying to gain control of Marabia through his manipulation of malevolent spirits, follows in an effort to thwart Sinbads quest. Sinbad reaches Lemuria in spite of an enchantment Koura casts upon the giant figurehead of Sinbad's ship which brings it to life. On Lemuria, Sinbad and his stalwart crew encounter a six-armed sword-brandishing statue, a one-eyed centaur and a griffin. Finally, Sinbad confronts Koura in a face-to-face duel to the death!

In this epic adventure of hope and empowerment, a cyborg, Alita (Rosa Salazar), searches for clues from her past when she awakens in a future world she does not recognise.

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Sequel to National Lampoon's Vacation has the Griswalds winning a trip to Europe, but contrary to their expectations, it is not a luxurious, all-expenses-paid kind of trip, but rather a cut-price, economy deal which takes them to some of the Old World's seedier locations.

Of course, it's not long before they are caught up in all manner of misadventures.

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Nine-year-old Harley (Finlay Wojtak-Hissong) and his family attend a taping of his favourite variety kids' show. 'The Banana Split's, unaware that its eponymous animatronic rock band just learned their show has been cancelled - and the band's not gonna let that happen.

As the Banana Splits break from their programming and wreak havoc all over the soundstage, the body count rises. Harley, his mum and their new pals must escape the Splits or remain their audience...forever.