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Bette Midler stars with Sarah Jessica Parker and Kathy Najimy as three wild witches who return from seventeenth-century Salem for a night of zany fun and comic chaos. After they're conjured up by unsuspecting pranksters, the tricky trio sets out to cast a spell on the town and reclaim their youth.

But first they must outwit three feisty kids determined to foil their scheme! Filled with bewitching laughs and magic, this hilarious film is perfect for the whole family!

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Dani (Florence Pugh) and Christian (Jack Reynor) are a young American couple with a relationship on the brink of falling apart.

But after a family tragedy keeps them together, a grieving Dani invites herself to join Christian and his friends on a trip to a once-in-a-lifetime midsummer festival in a remote Swedish village. What begins as a carefree summer holiday in a land of eternal sunlight takes a sinister turn when the insular villagers invite their guests to partake in festivities that render the pastoral paradise increasingly unnerving and viscerally disturbing. From the visionary mind of Ari Aster comes a dread-soaked cinematic fairytale where a world of darkness unfolds in broad daylight.

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From the twisted mind of acclaimed musician and director Rob Zombie, comes The Devil's Rejects - a nerve shreddingly violent road trip through the weirdest parts of America and the darkest corners of your mind.

This grisly tale of mayhem reunites the homicidal members of the satanic Firefly Family as they go on a rampage of senseless slaughter, pursued by a pair of sadistic bounty-hunters and an outlaw sheriff hell-bent on revenge. When they finally meet, prepare yourself for one of the most depraved and terrifying showdowns you'll ever see.

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Barry Otto is maverick Professor Harry Beckmeyer who learns to understand the torment of a freak species when he experiments on a captured "Werewolf' in his lab.

When the government wants the experiments stopped and all traces of the species wiped out, Harry, who's now fallen in love with marsupial girl, Jerboa (Imogen Annesley) is determined to protect her no matter what.

A graduate student working on a research project into the paranormal invites a group of friends to a house with a dark past. They soon unwittingly summon an evil entity who makes the house part of its sinister game.

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They seem almost godlike among us. They are the alien Visitors who, led by mysterious queen Anna, base their operations out of 29 mother ships hovering over 29 global sites. But why 29? The answer lies in the Vs' secret plan.

As that astonishing plan draws closer to fulfilment, a resourceful underground unit of resistance fighters called the Fifth Column redoubles its efforts to undermine it. Showcased throughout are the amazing visuals that are hallmarks of the series: looming spaceships, advanced medical technologies and the fear-inducing morphing of Vs into their reptilian forms. Our world...their rules?

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They arrive. Earth's first alien encounter begins when huge motherships appear over 29 major cities. The visitors - the Vs - are human-like beings who know our languages and bring awesome gifts of healing and technology.

People everywhere welcome them as saviours, but a fledgling resistance is on the rise, determined to reveal the shocking truth. Among that cadre of heroes: an FBI agent whose teenage son is drawn to the beauty and promise of the aliens, a pro-human V and his unsuspecting girlfriend pregnant with their child and a priest conflicted between his faith and what the fight for freedom requires. Their stories and more intertwine in the 3-disc, 12-episode Season One of this amazing series combining sci-fi thrills with dazzling technical virtuosity. Adventure awaits.

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This Fernando DiLeo film features the notorious actor Klaus Kinski as a doctor working in a remote mental institution for women.

The patients and staff at the institution become increasingly threatened by the presence of a psychopathic killer who is brutally murdering the women from within their asylum... but who is the killer and who will be his next victim?

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On All Hallows Eve, 1977, two young couples on a thrill-seeking ride into the unknown stumble across The Museum of Monsters and Madmen.

Presided over by one Captain Spaulding, a crazed Games if ever there was one, this unique attraction Is housed out back of the only filling station for miles around. After a brief stay at the museum the couples hit the road again, picking up a hitchhiking woman named Baby, along the way. It isn’t long before they run Into engine trouble, and are forced to take refuge in Baby s family home. But what they find awaiting them there is a hell-on-earth more terrifying than anything they could ever have imagined This twisted slice of blood-soaked cinema from cult director Rob Zombie harks back to a golden age when horror really meant horror and the guarantee of cinematic shocks was more of a threat than a promise.

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When Fred Flarsky (Seth Rogen) reunites with his first crush, one of the most influential women in the world, Charlotte Field (Charlize Theron), he charms her with his self-deprecating humour and his memories of her youthful idealism.

As she prepares to make a run for the Presidency, Charlotte hires Fred as her speechwriter and sparks fly.

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In this third instalment of the adrenaline-fuelled action franchise, super-assassin John Wick (Keanu Reeves) returns with a $14 million price tag on his head and an army of bounty-hunting killers on his trail.

After killing a member of the shadowy international assassin's guild, the High Table, John Wick is excommunicado, but the world's most ruthless hit men and women await his every turn.

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Meet Windy Winston (Arturo Gil), Messy Tessie (Susan Rossitto), Foul Phil (Bobby Bell), Valerie Vomit (Debbie Lee Carrington) and the whole outrageous Garbage Pail crew.

When the stinky bunch are let loose in the junk shop of mysterious Captain Manzini (Anthony Newley), young helper Dodger (Mackenzie Astin) finds these grimy new arrivals are just the help he needs to deal with the local bullies. But how can he get them back where they belong now they're free to gross out the world?

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Having left school in the summer the boys have gone their separate ways, most noticeably Jay, who delights in telling the others via email that he is on a 'mental gap year' in the 'sex capital of the world' - Australia.

Neil is desperate to see Jay, and Will and Simon are having such a miserable time at Uni they decide they might as well visit him to see what the fuss is about. Once in Oz, the boys discover Jay's tales of super-stardom in Sydney aren't quite true, but Will sees this as an opportunity to embark on a travelling experience, with cool people who are doing a gap year properly.

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Three young couples set off into the mountains for a weekend of climbing, drinking and lovemaking.

But little do they know that they are stumbling into the terrain of a fearsome predator - a wild man, horrifically burned as a child many years ago in a fire which engulfed his gypsy camp and left only him alive. Now he roams the woods in search of his next human prey.

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Having just left school for good, Simon, Will, Jay and Neil are off on the holiday of a lifetime; two weeks of sun, sea and, who knows, maybe even some sex, with no teachers, no parents and absolutely no idea how to survive on Appalling accommodation. Check. Humiliating attempts to pull girls.

Check. Regrettable misuse of bidet. Check. It's a very real and painfully funny coming of age tale where four boys become men... or at least try to.