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Horror special effects man Orville Kruger has just finished his latest movie and leaving Hollywood for his winter retreat in the mountains for a family get-together.

What should have been a joyous occasion quickly turns into a real-life horror film when he and his family are butchered by a gang of punks. The only survivor is his daughter who manages to escape into the snow-capped hills but is being pursued by her family's murderers. As the gang search, it slowly becomes clear that they are not the only ones looking for blood. The gang members are being picked off one by one but by whom or by what?

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Rowan Atkinson returns as the much-loved accidental secret agent in 'Johnny English Strikes Again'. When a cyber-attack reveals the identity of all active undercover agents in Britain, the country's only hope is called out of retirement.

English's new mission is his most critical to date: Dive headfirst into action to find the mastermind hacker. A man with few skills and analogue methods, English must overcome the challenges of modern technology - or his newest mission will become the Secret Service's last.

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Audrey (Mila Kunis) and Morgan (Kate McKinnon), two thirty-year-old best friends in Los Angeles, are thrust unexpectedly into an international conspiracy when Audrey's ex-boyfriend shows up at their apartment with a team of deadly assassins on his trail.

Surprising even themselves, the duo jump into action, on the run throughout Europe from assassins and a suspicious-but-charming British agent, as they hatch a plan to save the world.

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You may think you've seen it all, but nothing can prepare you for The Visitor! The ultimate excursion into B-movie madness, this 1979 cinematic oddity from schlock producer extraordinaire Ovidio Assonitis, director of such guilty pleasures as Beyond the Door and Tentacles, brings together an

extraordinary ensemble cast in a mind-bending tale of a girl and her pet hawk. Any attempt to decipher the exact plot of The Visitor is an exercise in futility, but somewhere amongst all the madness and mayhem - killer birds, exploding basketball hoops and a Sam Peckinpah cameo - is the tale of an ancient intergalactic entity capable of bearing Earthly children endowed with great powers. One such child is young Katy Collins, and woe betide anyone who tries to get in her way... A bizarre mish-mash of Close Encounters of the Third Kind and 70s possession movies such as The Exorcist and The Omen, The Visitor combines stunning imagery, breathtaking set-pieces and a truly astonishing cast list...

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When their city is rocked by a series of brutal occult murders, veteran detective John Locke (Steven Dolton) and his young partner Terri Keyes (Charlie Bond) are forced to put aside their differences and follow the trail of evidence to a formerly abandoned asylum, where the new owner Dr.

Unnseine (Andrew Coughlan) is conducting his own brand of Nazi-inspired "medical research" on the unwilling inmates. One such inmate, the sexy but deadly Annie Dyer (Raven Lee), may hold the key to the murders - and to the doorway to Hell itself - if only Locke and Keyes can stay alive long enough to discover what it is.

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Steve Martin makes his film-starring debut in this wild and crazy comedy hit The Jerk. Steve portrays Navin Johnson, adopted son of a poor black sharecropper family, whose crazy inventions lead him from rags to riches and right back to rags.

Along the way, he's smitten with a lady motorcycle racer, survives a series of screwball attacks by a deranged killer, becomes a millionaire by inventing the "Opti-grab" handle for eyeglasses - and shows why he's on of the hottest comic performers in the world.

In a small town in Massachusetts, a group of friends perform a ritual in an attempt to debunk the lore of 'Slender Man'. When one of them goes mysteriously missing, they begin to suspect that she is, in fact, His latest victim.

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Gruesome Australian comedy horror in which a sinister chemical institute tests a new drug on the unsuspecting inhabitants of a quiet Melbourne suburb.

The citizens of Homesville experience hallucinations and gruesome mutations of their skin and internal organs after being given free dietary supplements in their mail, causing chaos for the local community who begin to die increasingly horrific deaths.

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Get ready for a phe-gnome-nal adventure inside the secret world of garden gnomes! When Gnomeo (voice of James McAvoy) and Juliet (voice of Emily Blunt) discover their friends and family have gone missing, there's only one gnome to call - the legendary detective Sherlock Gnomes (voice of Johnny

Depp). Working together, the mystery takes them beyond the garden walls and across the city on an unforgettable journey to save the day and bring the gnomes home.

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Chris (Tom Meeten) is a homicide detective called to London to investigate a strange double murder. Both victims appear to have continued moving towards their assailant despite multiple gunshots to the face and chest.

On a hunch, and with the help of an old colleague - and former girlfriend - Chris decides to go undercover as a patient to investigate the suspect's psychotherapist, the mysterious Alexander Morland (Geoffrey McGivern), who has a taste for the occult...

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In 'I Feel Pretty', Amy Schumer stars as Renee Bennett, an ordinary woman who struggles with feelings of insecurity and inadequacy on a daily basis. After suffering a fall at a spin class, she wakes up believing she is suddenly the most beautiful and capable woman on the planet.

With this newfound confidence she is empowered to live her life fearlessly and flawlessly, but what will happen when she realizes her appearance never changed?

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Night after night, 12 year old Brian Billings is gripped by fear of the dark. Lying awake in his bed, he is tormented by nightmarish apparitions which he's convinced feed off his terror and will one day be too powerful to overcome.

His 17 year old brother, Dale dismisses Brian's ghostly visions as nothing more than attention seeking. But then, one fateful night, the two of them are left all alone in the family home. Outside a storm rages and suddenly a power cut plunges the house into pitch blackness. Now, the two brothers must unite in a battle against the malevolent forces of darkness...

To avoid trouble on All Hallows' Eve, Madea (Tyler Perry) and her posse stay home to keep a watchful eye on Brian's (Tyler Perry) teenage daughter. But when the witching hour strikes, all hell-arity breaks loose.

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When a gang of exotic pet smugglers kidnap a baby panda, only police dog Max and his human partner, FBI Agent Frank, have what it takes to solve the case.

After discovering the smugglers plan to strike again at the world's most exclusive dog show, Max and Frank must go undercover with a gang of all-star animal recruits to catch the criminals in the act and save the day!

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Charlotte (Aisling Knight), a broke college student house-sits for an eccentric couple for a long weekend at a rate of £200 per night. At first, she can't believe how lucky she is, but when darkness falls, things start to take a far more sinister turn.

Charlotte is unable to shake the feeling that her every move is being watched and it is not long before her worst fears are confirmed... there is something else in the house with her.