jorph600's - Rented List

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Two street punks, one cold-as-ice sex-crazed vicious bitch and two young virgins converge on a train ride to hell that will see the most unspeakable horrors committed in the name of kinky kicks.

Imagine the worst and you're unlikely to come close to what actually unfolds on screen, but comfort yourself with the thought that once Daddy discovers what's been done to his daughters revenge will be merciless.

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One hundred years after a nuclear war has devastated the planet, society has been reborn into two factions; the underground society and the scavengers above in the wastelands.

A group of scavengers on bikes come across a town infested with flesh eating rats, and soon the gore is spilling everywhere! Ferocious in their demonic intent they devour human flesh and all that they can get their teeth into...

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The smash-hit comedy is back for a fourth delicious helping of six tasty new episodes, as brothers Adam and Jonny return to Mum and Dad's house for a night of roast chicken, crimble-crumble and a side-plate of mayhem.

In this series, Jonny comes back from Las Vegas with a new wife, Adam is left stranded outside in only his pyjama top - and no pyjama bottoms, Dad invites a friend over who speaks with his eyes closed, Mum is forced to pretend her mother has just died, neighbour Jim - who's terrified of his own dog - gets a cat, and 'Horrible Grandma' returns for more horribleness.

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The award-winning, smash hit comedy is back for a third helping of family mayhem, as brothers Adam and Jonny go back to Mum and Dad's house for an evening of food, fighting, and frozen foxes… In this series, Adam gains a new female admirer - a 9-year-old girl, Jonny gets the world's worst tattoo,

Mum practices being a counselor on her horrified family, Dad paints a hideous portrait of Mum, Grandma goes back out with the terrifying Mr Morris, neighbor Jim accidentally swallows his dog's sleeping pills, and someone's getting married...

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Proving they haven't matured a bit since the original Porky's, much of the original cast is back to take on right-wing bigots, religious fanatics and double-talking politicians. Count on more delicious revenge for the gym teacher everyone loves to hate, Ms.

Balbricker, and the outrageous antics that never enter the realm of good taste.

A year after the leader of a biker gang is sentenced to death for murdering a young girl, a mysterious biker appears to terrorise the teenagers celebrating their spring break in Miami by electrocuting them to death. Could the biker really have returned from beyond the grave to get his revenge?

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When Harry Potter's name emerges from the Goblet of Fire he becomes a competitor in a grueling battle for glory among three wizarding schools - the Triwizard Tournament.

But since Harry Never Submitted his name for the Tournament, who did? Now Harry must confront a deadly dragon, fierce water demons and an enchanted maze only to find himself in the cruel grasp of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. In this fourth film adaptation of J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, everything changes as Harry (Daniel Radcliffe), Ron (Rupert Grint) and Hermione 8Emma Watson) leave childhood forever and take on challenges greater than anything they could have imagined.

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The hilarious, rowdy and raunchy insight into the zany antics of six, sex mad American teenagers, who all share the same interests, basketball, girls and how to get laid.

Desperate to prove their manhood, they are hypnotically drawn to the notorious Porky's where, for a price, their amorous daydreaming can become a night-time reality. But, having paid their money, Porky, the owner, has them thrown into the swamp. They decide to take revenge. One way or another, they will get even with Porky and Co... any way they can!

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Fans flock to a festival celebrating the most iconic horror movies, only to discover that the charismatic showman behind the event has a diabolical agenda.

As festival attendees start dying off, three teenagers, more schooled in horror-film cliches than practical knowledge about neutralizing psycho killers, must band together and battle through various madmen and monstrosities to survive.

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This electrifying action sequel unleashes the deadly invisible Predator in another jungle - the urban jungle of Los Angeles. Danny Glover stars as a lieutenant who mistakenly concludes that mangled bodies found by the police are the work of feuding gangs.

Instead, he finds himself confronting a savage alien who has come from a distant world to hunt humans for sports. Gary Busey and Ruben Blades co-star in this suspense-packed, high-tech thriller.

In this oddball mix of sci-fi, horror and political espionage, a mysterious healer appears in the abode of a leading American senator who finds that his terminally ill son is quickly cured of his leukaemia. The appreciative politician opts to keep this puzzling presence around...although all is not as it seems.

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Lucy Hale (Pretty Little Liars) and Tyler Posey (Teen Wolf) lead the cast of Blumhouse's 'Truth or Dare', a supernatural thriller from Blurhhouse Productions (Happy Death Day, Get Out).

A harmless game of "Truth or Dare" among friends turns deadly when someone - or something - begins to punish those who tell a lie - or refuse the dare...

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While attempting to run away from the Ravenscroft Reform School, a teenage girl is shockingly caught and dragged away to an unknown fate by an unseen assailant. The next day a young science teacher, Janet (Karen Witter) arrives to start her new job.

She has been drawn to Ravenscroft by its idealistic and charismatic director, Gary (Robert Vaughn). Janet soon begins having strange hallucinations of someone trapped behind a brick wall, trying desperately to get out. She turns for help to the school psychologist, Dr. Schaeffer (Donald Pleasence). He assures her that her imagination is just a little over-active Janet befriends one of the girls, fingers (Nia Long), who tells her about the parties in the basement. When more girls "run away" Janet explores the basement and has a terrifying hallucination of an old man, Jacob, (John Carradine) bursting through a brick wall to attack her. When she learns Ravenscroft had once been a lunatic asylum, and that Dr. Schaeffer hadformerly been a patient there, she is fearful that he may still be dangerous!

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American psychologist John Holden (Dana Andrews) arrives in England to discover that his colleague, Henry Harrington (Maurice Denham), has suddenly died following his efforts to discredit notorious occultist Julian Karswell (Niall MacGinnls).

The cynical Holden dismisses Karswell's warnings as supernatural nonsense, even when he and Harrington's niece, Joanna (Peggy Cummins), are confronted by a series of bizarre and inexplicable events. Holden discovers that Karswell has slipped him a parchment featuring ancient runic symbols - a sign that, like Harrington before him, he has been marked for imminent destruction by a fire-breathing demon.

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"Android Cop is" a thrilling futuristic action film set in the year 2045. A Los Angeles Police Department detective and his new Android partner enter the Zone, a forbidden section of the city plagued with an unknown disease.

There, they discover the source of the illness and uncover a troubling Government conspiracy that could mean the end of mankind.