Oh, MaXXXine, what have you done? The film, which promised to be the grand finale of the X series, instead delivers a masterclass in mediocrity. With a plot so thin you could see through it, characters more lifeless than mannequins, and dialogue that could put an insomniac to sleep, MaXXXine truly redefines the term "disappointment." It's almost impressive how a series that began with such promise and rose to acclaim with Pearl could nosedive so spectacularly. What a sad end to a trilogy that had the potential to be so much more, leaving us with this sad, sorry excuse for a finale.