Rent Twisted Romance (2008)
2.9 of 5 from 56 ratings
1h 45min
Unbelievable plot, D-list actors, wildly awful sex and violence, plus some laugh-out-loud and often incorrect subtitles.
I nearly took this out but with some fast-forwarding on the remote, it was almost worth it. Who on earth made this movie?
'Give me your dirty arse now!'
'Welcome to my nestle' etc etc.
I may pop it back in (I'm starting to sound like the movie).
The wonders of cinema paradiso ??