worse film ever
- Black Box review by PP
I never write reviews but for this I have to.
Worst film I have ever seen.
Can't understand why this was ever made.
2 out of 4 members found this review helpful.
Simply Awful
- Black Box review by TA
I pride myself on being able to watch pretty much anything but I had to turn this off after 10 mins. If I hadn't rented it I would have thrown it straight in the bin.
2 out of 2 members found this review helpful.
Watch paint drying instead!
- Black Box review by TG
Obviously a lock-down project, but I think all concerned would have been better off making masks!!!!
1 out of 1 members found this review helpful.
Memorable, but not in a good way.
- Black Box review by RB
Acting that would shame an amateur dramatics society, a script that veers between the unintentionally hilarious (Swindon space control) and jarringly unrealistic, this is a truly terrible film. I expect the only way it was made was because the whole budget was £500. I made it only to the ten minute mark.
1 out of 1 members found this review helpful.
one to avoid
- Black Box review by dave
To quote Blackadder it started badly, tailed off in the middle and the less said about the end the better. The worst film I have watched in a long time. Awful acting ridiculous dialogue. I have to stop writing now because its almost impossible not to swear.
1 out of 1 members found this review helpful.
Avoid
- Black Box review by CK
Good grief, this has to be the poorest film I've seen for a long time.
The storyline, acting and amateurish script made for a painful hour and a half.
1 out of 1 members found this review helpful.
Awful
- Black Box review by LH
Don’t get it mixed up with the other black box in 2020. This was awful and very unrealistic, even for a space movie.
1 out of 1 members found this review helpful.
I didn't read the reviews before renting... And I'm sorry!
- Black Box review by F15HF1NG3RZ
The script, "Characters", dialogue and acting in this film are absolutely atrocious... It's like something off of low budget Playstation game released in 1996! I've watched and enjoyed tons of low budget films, but I lasted half and hour with this before turning it off. The dialogue was completely unrealistic!!! If this had been released in 2023 I'd have presumed the script was written by AI. It might have actually been better if it had been!
0 out of 0 members found this review helpful.
Not worthy of a review!
- Black Box review by CS
It's hard to review a film which shouldn't have been made. IMHO the entire film should have been scrapped. It contains only one amateurish actor and yet it took 200+ people to make. Coupled together with the 300 or so crowd funders who made this film possible it's a damn insult to have squandered their contributions on such utter garbage. Another Saturday night ruined!
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