cdm's - Rented List

Showbiz legend 'Count Arthur Strong' plays tribute to one of the best musicals he can remember. Almost recreating the salient and poignant moments for your enjoyment. Count Arthur is assisted by Terry Kilkelly playing Malcolm and Renee with Dave Plimmer as Alan.

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lmagine the horror of reaching middle age, losing your looks, your husband, your lover, only to be confronted with a terrifying, incomprehensible truth - your youthful self, three times over, is living and loving somewhere else in the country.

Joanna May (Patricia Hodge), a wealthy woman in her forties, is still obsessively in love with estranged husband Carl (Brian Cox), the director of a nuclear energy corporation. But Carl, consumed by jealousy and bitterness after discovering a brief affair, has used genetic engineering to clone three younger Joanna Mays...Based on a novel by Fay Weldon, 'The Cloning of Joanna May' is a darkly compelling modern-day fairy tale.

On release from prison, John Kline finds the Birmingham underworld in turmoil - its leader is dead. Lawlessness spirals out of control as the White, Asian and West Indian gangs search for a new force to lead their criminality.

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Penetration Angst centres on Helen (Fiona Horsey) a young woman who was abused as a child and who now has a pathological fear of sex which manifests itself in her killing every man that she has sex with.

The only trouble is that Helen doesn't want to kill them but her vagina does, and one by one it devours the men that she hates and threatens the one that really loves her.

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Michael Ryan (Paul Conway) runs a hotel with his dominating, bed-ridden mother. His inadequacy with women forces him to arrange clandestine meetings with promiscuous women. When one of these dates backfires he is found drunk and unconscious by one of his hotel cleaners Julia (Fiona Horsey).

Desperate for money, Julia pretends that she has slept with her boss and is pregnant so that she can bribe him to pay her off. However, the hen-pecked owner falls in love with Julia. He draws her into his web of Sick Love until he discovers her lie and embarks on a murderous frenzy.

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First shown in BBC One's renowned 'Play for Today' series in 1972, Peter Terson's sparkling comedy of class and manners stars Brian Glover, Ray Morto and Douglas Livingstone.

Derbyshire miners Art (Glover), Ern (Mort) and Abe (Livingstone) head north to Whitby for a boys-only escape and a spot of sea fishing. Checking into a shabby B&B run by haughty landlady Audrey (Jane Freeman) and her henpecked hubby, the trio are bamboozled into paying a high price for their rooms. They board their chartered boat piloted by a taciturn ex-fisherman, who stares grimly ahead while offering stern warnings about mixing chips and brown ale on a swelling sea. But the boys are half-cut before they've left the harbour, and as they reach the cod grounds they're decidedly off-colour. With his unshakable poise, fervour for self-improvement and back-of-the-sauce-bottle learning, Art is the well-meaning group leader who anchors the action as they head for deep water.

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Open the door, jump right in and fasten your seatbelt as Playboy takes you on a break-neck ride to pure satisfaction. It's about sexy cars, huge bikes, and most importantly, a whole group of fast women who have a real need for speed.

These luscious ladies leave nothing to the imagination in thein quest for satisfaction and are guaranteed to get your adrenalin pumping overtime. So settle back, and get ready for the drive of your life!

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Anything can happen...'The Wrong Door' is a daring sketch show set in a parallel universe; a fantastic world where special effects are part of everyday life.

Superheroes, wizards, monsters and a lovestruck dinosaur called Philip casually go about their business amongst the daily irritations of explosions, disasters, battles, chases and driving lessons. Featuring a genre-busting mix of celebrity cameos, unimaginable locations and impossible visual effects, and combining the talents of some of Britain's funniest writers and performers, including Matt Berry (The IT Crowd), Rasmus Hardiker (Lead Balloon, Saxondale), Ingrid Oliver (Plus One, Material Girl), Myanna Buring (Lesbian Vampire Killers), Brian Blessed (Blackadder) and Dom Joly (Trigger Happy TV), 'The Wrong Door' heralds a brave new world of comic possibility.

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A series of brutal murders is taking place in which the victims are all male and have been castrated. The police increasingly suspect that the short-skirted and provocative Jennifer (Fiona Horsey) is guilty of the serial slayings.

As the crotchless body count rises, Jennifer's parents reveal that she wasn't an only child. Although Jennifer had everything a girl could wish for, Norah (Fiona Horsey) survived on nothing. Now it is time for the tables to be turned as Jennifer's twin sister stalks her every movement...

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Nick Sharman (Clive Owen) is a disillusioned, down-at-heel private investigator. An instinctive loner with a shady past, he can also be charming, quick-witted, determined and, despite his faults, he has an undeniable attraction for many of the women he encounters.

Although his line of work seemed a natural choice after his promising Metropolitan Police career fell apart, it is starting to feel like a dead end. But in the shadowy world of private investigation there will always be unfinished business, and Nick's natural ability to blend in with South London's lowlife - combined with his occasional recklessness - makes him invaluable in cases that less streetwise professionals would normally refuse to touch. For Nick Sharman, there is often very little choice...

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Ballet in two acts and six scenes. Respected American troupe Pacific Northwest Ballet take on equally revered choreographer George Balanchine's 1962 version of 'A Midsummer Night's Dream'.

Artistic director Francia Russell emulates Balanchine's intentions as closely as possible in this classic ballet combining Shakespeare's much-loved tale of love and magic, married to Felix Mendelssohn's energetic score.

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Robert Beatty stars as Detective Inspector Mike Maguire, a Royal Canadian Mounted Policeman posted to New Scotland Yard, in this popular late '50s series depicting London's fight against crime.

Overseen by legendary producer Harry Alan Towers, 'Dial 999' sees Maguire assigned to a wide range of cases as he observes how his British counterparts deal with everything from workplace pilfering to mail-train robberies, drug-smuggling and murder! Featuring scripts by Brian Clemens (as Tony O'Grady) and guest appearances from Patrick Troughton, Barbara Steele, Sydney Tafler, William Hartnell, Peter Bowles, Gordon Jackson, Robert Rietty, Tom Bell and Zena Marshall among many others, this set contains all 39 dramatic episodes.

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Playboy's Hard Bodies ...they're gonna make you sweat! Playboy called for the sexiest hard bodies in the USA, and the response was overwhelming. Just watch the top contenders put their sleek physiques through the ultimate workout in dazzling nude sequences.

From their own private gyms to exotic, tropical locales, they're taking it all off to pump iron, wrestle girl-on-girl, play roller hockey and more! All with pure flex appeal!

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In this city of mystery, the minds and bodies of the men and women are bewitched by the sultry sounds of New Orleans' seductive rhythms. From dusk 'til dawn, the party never ends. But darkness brings a cloak of anonymity as you join us on our tour of The Big Easy.

On Bourbon Street the parade leads to all-night passion for a man who is captivated by a scorching Southern enchantress. Then the boundaries between fact and fiction are blurred in the sacred ceremonies of a masquerade ball. Be ready to release your inhibitions and surrender to your desires as we take a sinfully satisfying journey to the city where fulfilment is only limited by your wildest fantasies.

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Blonde and beautiful. Cute and curvaceous. This is Jade, Playboy UK's celebrity centrefold, as you've never seen her before. In a series of sexy sequences, Colchester-born Jade displays the natural assets that have made her Britain's favourite glamour model.

Talking honestly and openly about her turn ons, she confesses her love of scruffy men, her favourite positions and what drives her wild in bed. And if you're anything like Tarzan, you're in luck as she reveals her dirtiest fantasies about being whisked away into the jungle by a wild and rampant guy! In luscious locations, she gets frisky by the fireside, hot and wet by the pool and erotic astride her motorbike. Jade is one babe who knows exactly what you want and takes every pleasure in showing you.